Links not afraid to kiss for a laugh.

Kate and Owen break up. Allie
Paris prison update. celebitchy
Britney's new fashion statement. Celebrity Puke
Retro celeb couple photos. Celebrity Smack
Molly kicks ass with coins. Chris' Invincible Super Blog!
Naked News clips. Because I love being informed. Right Celebrity
Adrianne Curry pole dances. Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Gay bar appeals to George & Brad to save it. Splash
Matt Damon wears a Red Sox shirt in New York. Ya Matt! TMZ
Christina goes hula for hubby. We Love Celebs!
Scooter gets sentenced today. MSNBC

Fired Producer sues NBC for a million dollars.

Marsha Bartel has sued NBC for one million dollars for allegedly firing her for complaints she made against "To Catch a Predator" on Dateline NBC. Marsha says that the show went "too far"...After reading ABC's take on the story and Marsha's allegations. I tend to side with NBC. Having pity for potential child molesters isn't in me. These monsters get embarrassed by being on TV and having cops arrest them & mock them? Too bad. link

Hillary has Faith Faith Faith. Edwards sins every day.

The three Democratic front runners for President talked about faith last night. Hillary was very candid about dealing with Bill's infidelity. Johnny Edwards admitted that he's a sinner. Obama talked about good versus evil.....My spiritual advisor Sister Mary JJ told me that the one thing she believes in that Edwards sins every day. "That boy just ain't right. I had kids like him smiling and smirking at me when I taught grade school. They were the hardest to break."....Ummmm. o.k.......CNN

Ask Keeley the questions burning in your soul.

Keeley Hazell's official webpage is offering subscribers to her website a unique opportunity to ask Keeley the questions that they are dying to ask. I have submitted the following questions:
1. Who would win in a fight, The Hulk or The Thing?
2. Will Al Gore run for President?
3. Why are gas prices at an all time high?
4. Are Peter and Nathan really dead on "Heroes"?

"While most of us will not be lucky enough in our lives to even speak to Keeley on the internet, let alone meet her face-to-face, Team Keeley Hazell.com are giving all Subscribers the opportunity to post as many of their most burning questions in Keeley's personal forum (From Keeley to You).

All questions are read by Keeley, and each month she will pick her favourite top ten of which she will then answer in a special 'question and answer' feature on her blog page. So come on people don't be shy, start practising your questions now, because if you're the lucky Subscriber to win-a-date with Keeley you certainly will not want to be tongue-tied!"

Foreigner to release new CD with familiar material.

Foreigner is getting ready to release a new CD at the end of this year or early next year. The band is said to be recording new versions of some of their older hits including a stripped down version of 1987's "Say You Will".....Please. Say you won't do that. I love Foreigner. Their music was fabulous in the 70's, 80's and 90's. "Jukebox Hero", "Feels Like The First Time", "Urgent' etc. are true classics. To go into the studio and rerecord these classics without lead singer Lou Gramm is a crime. The current lineup includes founder Mick Jones, Jason Bonham on drums and Kelly Hanson on vocals. Billboard

Richard Simmons prays for Paris

I have seen the best video ever. Splash has a video of Richard Simmons saying a prayer for Paris Hilton. He encourages her to do exercise in prison. BWAHAHAHA!!
On Richard's official website, his daily message includes the following: "There is a beautiful world out there and you deserve to be a part of it. I know you are blessed with some nice and supportive people in your life. Seek their support as you rebuild your own self-confidence." ..God Bless Richard, he's not talking to Paris there, but it sure seems like it.....

Will Kate be hot in a parka?

Kate Beckinsale is currently filming "Whiteout", a movie based on the Greg Rucka comic book. Kate is stunning and a great actor. But as I looked over issue 1 of the comic series, I noticed that there's a small problem. Kate's character is in Antarctica, wearing tons of layers. Now I know, I'm being a silly man & I'm going to see the movie anyway, but couldn't she have taken the part of a US Marshall in Hawaii instead of Antarctica? I'm just saying.....

Bloodbath.

Last night's "Sopranos" episode gave viewers what a lot have been craving. Blood. Lots of it. Who will survive next week's final episode? Will AJ get over his depression or hide in the closet and suck his thumb? Will Uncle Junior learn to control his bladder? Discuss these questions and others at the HBO Sopranos site.

I have a moment with Leo Dicaprio.

Leo Dicaprio is filming "Revolutionary Road" in New York these days with old pal Kate Winslet. I took these shots this morning on a dreary day in the city when they were filming. I was able to see Leo through a window and get his attention by banging on it & screaming "Leo!!! Dude!!!! It's me, Geno!!!!"....For some reason, the police didn't appreciate my moment with Leo...If you prefer clear pictures of Leo on the set, go to my friends at Splash

Links that do not talk to the dead.

Ben Affleck speaks at graduation of disabled friend. celebitchy
Denise Richards shops with her kids. Celebrity Puke
Larry Flynt offers a million bucks for Government dirt. Celebrity Smack
Jenny & Jim get cozy. ICYDK
A boatload of pictures from the MTV movie awards. Just Jared
Jessica Alba in Parade magazine. NewsToob
Paris Hilton goes to the pokey. Right Celebrity
Paris' hot mug shot. Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Lindsay plays with knives. The Rad Report
Heroes Honcho answers why didn't Peter fly himself question that every viewer keeps asking! TV Addict
Danny Bonaduce divorces and dances. Yeeeah!
Political polls show Rudy sliding and Hillary cruising. ABC

Hot chicks.

China zoo keepers seem to have a gory sense of fun. To bring out the savage nature of 4 month old tiger cubs, they put a group of baby chicks in their cage.....Only problem is, the tiger cubs seem to be PETA friendly as they became friends with the chicks. Start the inspirational music now.....
Ananova

Edwards attacks Kucinich over way too hot wife.

The Democrats had another Presidential debate last night. Johnny Edwards was the big aggressor as he attacked Clinton and Obama over their Iraq stances. But the biggest attack was not seen by many. As a master reader of lips and having a master level imagination, I was able to view an interesting exchange between Edwards and lovable Martian Dennis Kucinich. Edwards seemed to lean into Edwards and scold him for having a wife way too hot for his Keebler Elf looks.....CNN

Country mourns loss of Paris.

All around the country, there were the same scenes repeated over and over. People weeping openly in the streets, throwing themselves down on the ground screaming "Why? Why her?". Yes, it's true. Paris has started her jail sentence early. For the full story, go to my friends at Seriously, OMG! WTF!