To be fair, Maria hasn't given her side of the story yet. I imagine she'll do something like waving her pinky finger and using the word "tiny"......
Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine has slammed tennis ace Maria Sharapova by labelling her a “dead frog” in bed.
The singer – who dated Sharapova briefly – told a Russian publication that he was less than impressed with her playing technique.
“She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine said. "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type.
”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.'
”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.
”Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
We can't wait for Adam to dish the dirt on Jessica Simpson.