Links that do not want to rule the world.

Jessica Simpson to go country. celebitchy
Melanie Griffith out & about. Celebrity Puke
Jor Pesci to wed Angie Everhart. Really? Celebrity Smack
Lindsay Lohan's movie bombed. Celebslam
Rob Schneider gives it back to Mama Lohan. dlisted
Britney Spears films her new video & looks.....bad. Egotastic
Vida Guerra seems like a sweet person. Fire Cubed
Hayden Panettiere's countdown reaches 21. Hayden's Countdown
Jennifer Love Hewitt at Comic Con. TunaFlix
Faith Hill defends her husband's balls. Holy Candy
Obama on the cover of Vibe. Just Jared
Evangeline Lilly looking sexy. NewsToob
Christy Turlington in V magazine. popbytes
Jessica Biel smiles next to Justin. Seriously? OMG! WTF!