How cute is Maria Menounos? Damn cute. She seems even cuter while posing with Big Bird. It cost me $1500 to pay off the actor, so I could jump in the Big Bird suit to pose with Maria, but it was worth every penny. When I took off the suit and got down on one knee to propose to Maria, she was a bit surprised. She should be getting back to me any day now with her answer....When she ran away with security, I know that was a great sign.
