I look like Superman, why don't I talk like Superman?

I saw "Superman Returns" tonight. What a great movie! Brandon is a great Superman and an even better Clark Kent. The supporting cast led by Kevin Spacey does a great job. Comic book geeks like myself will be discussing the big twist in the movie that has major ramifications for the Superman legend.....There was one small problem with my movie experience. I kept getting approached by small children and attractive women asking me for my autograph. Thet were mistaking me for the actor that plays Superman. I tell you, it's tough being me. After the movie, I was so inspired by the autographs requests and the movie that I stopped a mugging, punched out a guy that was swearing at his girlfriend, visited some sick children in a hospital, walked an old lady across the street and gave a homeless man money for a hotel. Just another night for me.