Stop flaunting your boyfriend

Jennifer Love Hewitt attended the premiere of "Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" this week with some man that is not me. She obviously is trying to make me jealous by flaunting her man in front of me. Damn you Love & your wicked ways!!! What's he got that I don't have? I'll take you to the movies Jennifer. I'll wear a t-shirt with a sports jacket and jeans. I'll whisk you away to Wendy's after the movie and get you whatever your heart desires. It will be magical. Call me Love. We can get through this relationship together. If everything else fails, I will challenge your man to a pirates duel with swords. You can referee.