John Mayer gets offer to write & direct porno.

Vivid Video sent John the following letter. He's smart enough to ignore this. Right? Right?.....

E!: "Dear John, We read about your interest in porn in the current issue of Playboy magazine...When we learned that you make back up stories in your mind and that your "biggest dream is to write pornography," we decided we'd like to talk to you about doing just that and possibly directing as well..."
"We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film. Your understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women..."