Saturday, August 16, 2008

Video: How do you get people to see "Disaster Movie"? Have Carmen Electra wrestle Kim Kardashian!

Pure marketing genius.

Video: "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist" trailer with "Juno" star Michael Cera!

Nick Norah s Infinite Playlist - Theatrical Trailer

Links! Jimmy Kimmel drunk dials Sarah Silverman! Kim Kardashian joins the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas! Anna Kournikova does Maxim!

Stevie Nicks video for "I Can't Wait".

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Joined at the Hip (Photos). Bitten & Bound

Olive Garden Wants Kendra Wilkinson to Lay Off Their Noodles. Candy Kirby

Jimmy Kimmel drunk dialing Sarah Silverman to take him back. Celebitchy

Kim Kardashian joins the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas. Splash

Fashion Rating: Beyonce Also Flies American Airlines! The Bastardly

Anna Kournikova Does Maxim. Yeeeah!

Video: Sexy Heather Graham leaves Koi!

Battle of Big Breasted Bimbos! Dog The Bounty Hunter wife calls Linga Hogan a slut and a drink!

Somebody call Vince Mcmahon. This seems like it can only be settled in a WWE wrestling ring. Perhaps in a vat of jello or a cage........
40 year-old Beth Smith is the fifth wife of A&E reality star Duane Chapman, 55, aka “Dog The Bounty Hunter.” She runs Da Kine Bail Bonds in Hawaii with her husband, and appears with him on his reality show. “Dog The Bounty Hunter” has been renewed for a fifth season despite the controversy over Dog being caught on tape using the “n” word frequently in reference to his son’s new girlfriend, an African American. Duane repeatedly told his son over the phone that he didn’t want him to date a black woman because the cameras might catch him using the “n” word, as if he has no control over the hateful things that spew forth from his mullet-framed head once someone who isn’t white is in his vicinity.
Chapman’s classy wife has chimed in with her opinions of another wife of a reality star. Smith was seen in an official Dog The Bounty Hunter chatroom spouting off about Linda, calling her a “slut” and a “drinker.” It sounds like Smith has a unique login on the chatroom and that it is not easy to impersonate her. Smith was responding to Linda’s romance with a 19 year-old friend of her incarcerated son, Nick:
“I know she [Linda] told Terry she was gonna fix his ass,” Beth wrote in the “Dog” chat room, “but it looks to me like he looks like an angel and she looks like a slut.”
Beth also explained that her husband Duane “Dog” Chapman, and the Hulk are close pals who talk on the phone three times a week - and the two couples were once close.
“I used to really like Linda, but then we started to get to know her and she is a real drink,” Beth… wrote on the web site.
Access to the site, is free, but fans can pay to enter a chat room visited by Chapman family members.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, August 25, 2008]

Video: Daddy Jamie Spears says Britney Spears is manipulative and cunning!

Friday, August 15, 2008

Links! Lisa Rinna washes her own car! Mariah Carey Nipple slip! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are perfect!

Fish's video for "A Gentleman's excuse me". Such a beautiful song.

Ellen DeGeneres Gets Married Saturday! Lovebscott

Tom Cruise, Katie Cruise & Suri hit the streets. Splash

Audrina Patridge's Latest Sex Toy: BMX Biker Corey Bohan. The Bastardly

Lisa Rinna washes her own car. The Blemish

Mariah Carey’s Nipple Slip Pictures? The Grumpiest

The 10 Hottest Women's Prison Topless Scenes. Unibrow Obv. NSFW


New Spiderman 4 spoof trailer is the new Rickroll!

I fell for this one......the title is: Leaked Spiderman 4 (2010) Clip! (Property of Sony Pictures!).

Video: Kid Rock and Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins talk about their love of the Beatles!

Video: Hot new Meg Ryan pictures from C magazine! Where has she been? What has she been doing?

Links! Kid Rock is firm about Britney Spears! Lindsay Lohan goes straight? Gossip Girl fight! Is Sarah Silverman's baby Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon's?

John Taylor's video for "I Do What I Do".

Celebrity Quote of the Day: Kid Rock. Hollywood Crap

Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Gay Anymore. I Don't Like You In That Way

Rachel McAdams in next issue of NY Times Magazine 2008. In Case You Didn't Know

There's More To Vicky Cristina Barcelona Than Just A Threesome. Jezebel

Gossip Girl Fight!!!!!! Just Jared

Is Sarah Silverman’s baby Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon’s? Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Video: A pregnant Jennifer Garner tucks daughter Violet safely into her car!

Jennifer Aniston turns her back to false rumors of her new romance!

Hmmmmmm......What single Hollywood dude is going to be matched with Jen next?

CORRECTION: Originally wrote that The National Enquirer reported that Aniston was “dating” Felker — instead, we are debunking their report that Aniston was (in their words) seen “putting the moves on” Felker, in addition to calling them a “smitten couple.” The Enquirer never wrote that the two are “dating.”


On the heels of reports that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up is the erroneous news which began with a National Enquirer story that the “Friends” star is now cozying up with male model Matt Felker, who shared steamy scenes with Britney Spears in her video for the song “Toxic.”

And while Felker has dated other actresses before, most notably Selma Blair, he certainly isn’t involved romantically with Aniston.
According to a source, Felker briefly met the “He’s Just Not That Into You” star about a week and a half ago, and that was the extent of it.

A rep for Felker told Access Hollywood the story of a new romance with Aniston was “totally not true.”

Video: A preview of the new 90210 with Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth!

Links! Is Daisy de La Hoya dating Tommy Lee? Lauren Conrad fashion line dumped! Everyone is distancing themselves from John Edwards!

Van Halen performing "Summer Nights" live in 1989.

Mister Rogers Evil Clown Video. CityRag

Pregnant Minnie Driver on the beach. Celebslam

Is Daisy De La Hoya dating Tommy Lee? d listed

The John Edwards Memory Hole Keeps Filling Up. Deceiver

Lauren Conrad Fashion Line Dumped. Gabby Babble

Video: Red Band "Burn After Reading" trailer with Brad Pitt, George Clooney, John Malcovich, Frances McDormand & Tilda Swinton!

Burn After Reading - Red Band Trailer

This looks very good......Brad Pitt may get an Oscar.......

Rumer Willis laughs off lesbian rumors....Ashton Kutcher weeps inside.

I have a feeling that Ashton was hoping there was truth to the rumors. It would have made him dust off his "Punk'd" cameras and make a very special episode.....

Star Pulse:
Rumer Willis is happy to let gossips spread false rumors she is gay, because it gives her something to laugh about. The single actress, who is the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, insists she is most definitely not a lesbian, but isn't threatened by the suggestions she prefers girls to boys.
She tells the forthcoming issue of Page Six magazine, "If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means run with it. I think it's hilarious. I like guys."

Video: New "Gossip Girl" scene preview!!!

Links! Behind the scenes of the Jonas Brothers 3D movie! Brad Pitt has a hole in his pants! Brooke Hogan doesn't think you should vote!

Dream Theater perform "Solitary Shell" live.

Paul Newman is dying. Bitten & Bound

Behind the Scenes: Jonas Brothers 3D Movie (photos). Bump Shack

Brad Pitt has a hole in his pants. Candy Kirby

Brooke Hogan doesn't think you should vote. Celebitchy

Dave Coulier talks about Alanis Morrisette. Celebrity Smack

Video: Audrina Patrdige buys sushi in front of a chaotic crowd of paparazzi!

Mariah Carey needs two assistants to towel her off after swimming. One assistant for each fake breast!

Just like you an me, right? Isn't there some small, normal part of her that realizes that this is just wrong and.......weird????

Mariah Carey has been photographed being dried off by two assistants after she swam in the Mediterranean Sea.
The "Touch My Body" singer, who has a reputation for being a diva, enjoyed a peaceful swim on her second honeymoon with husband Nick Cannon off the island of Capri.
As she emerged from the water, Mariah was quickly met by two assistants bearing towels, who then proceeded to ensure she was completely dry by rubbing her all over.
A source said: "Mariah looked in absolute heaven as she was dried off. She just held out her arms to her side and let the assistants get rid of any water remaining on her body."
Mariah, 38, has previously revealed she likes being called a diva because it means she is successful.
She said: "They throw that word around like it's a Frisbee! I grew up hearing it, because my mother is an opera singer. The actual definition is 'a talented female singer'. Definition two is 'a difficult woman who is successful,' I believe. So I take it as a compliment."
Despite her reputation, Mariah insists she doesn't make enough demands.
The 38-year-old star said: "You know what? I guess I am a diva in many ways! When it comes to certain things, yes, I can be difficult and a little bit rigid about what I want. Am I demanding? I don't think I'm demanding enough."

Video: "Soul Men" sneak peek starring Bernice Mac, Samuel L. Jackson and Isaac Hayes!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

"The Promotion" starring John C. Reilly, Seann William Scott, Jenna Fischer and Lili Taylor is released on DVD September 9!

Paper or plastic? It may seem like a difficult decision, but in the upcoming release of the comedy THE PROMOTION, two rival employees will make it clear which choice is the best choice. Starring Academy Award® nominee* John C. Reilly (Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby) and Seann William Scott (Mr. Woodcock, American Pie franchise), this hysterical story will debut on DVD September 2nd from Genius Products and The Weinstein Company.

THE PROMOTION highlights the dog-eat-dog world of middle management at a local grocery store in Chicago . As a new addition to the neighborhood, two men are jumping on the opportunity to gain a coveted managerial position at the store. As assistant managers, Doug (Scott) and Richard (Reilly), both think they are the most deserving but each are more than aware that only one man will earn the new title.

THE PROMOTION also stars Emmy® nominees Jenna Fischer (Blades of Glory, “The Office”) and Lili Taylor (The Notorious Bettie Page, “State of Mind ,” “Six Feet Under”) as the twosome’s wives, and also features a cameo by Jason Bateman (Juno, Hancock). An official selection of the 2008 SXSW Film Festival that also marks the feature film directorial debut of writer Steve Conrad (The Pursuit of Happyness, The Weatherman), who also penned the film.

Links! Bret Michaels is full of s**t! Win Leighton Meester's Erge Tee! Ashley Tisdale bought a Range Rover???!! Paul McCartney grabs his crotch!!

Jon Anderson and Rick Wakeman perform "The Meeting" live in 1989 during the "Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman & Howe" tour. This song was always a favorite of mine.....still is!!

Melania Trump and Barron Do the Rides at Central Park (Photos). Bitten & Bound

Regis Philbin or Richard Simmons? Who wore it best? Candy Kirby

Bret Michaels is full of s**t. Celebrity Smack

Win Leighton Meester’s Erge Tee! Just Jared

Lets Be Clear, Jennifer Aniston Got Dumped. Notorious News

The newest preview for Season 3 of Heroes. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Paul McCartney grabs his crotch on the street. Splash

Ashley Tisdale Buys Range Rover As Gas Prices Drop! The Bastardly

Video: Jessica Simpson will reveal the identity of the person who abused her!!!

One of the Jonas Brothers is rumored to be gay and ready to come out of the closet! Gasp!!!

Ummmm. How big is this story going to get if it ends up being true? Holy dog crap Batman! Disney is probably setting the kid up with some female Disney tramp to toughen his image up. Prepare for kissing pictures of the gay Jonas with some babe on a beach.....

Which of the three Jonas Brothers is in fact gay and has been threatening to defy his parents orders to stay in the closet and may be getting ready to come out very soon?
The boy - who is far from being the virgin all the three brothers claim to be - has been dating a much older guy from The Jonas Brothers' home town of Wyckoff, New Jersey for several months.
The Jonas Brothers have been playing on their wholesome image as committed Evangelical Christians - their father is a former pastor - and sources fear they may loose their core audience and their lucrative contract with Disney when the truth comes out.

Video: Kendra Wilkinson says she's Pimpin' in her car!

Links! New York and Tailor Made break up! Double jointed models and dumb fall trends! Eva Longoria wants to get pregnant!

Bad Compnay performing "Bad Company" live.

The Breakup of New York and Tailor Made. Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears Swears She’s a Cleaning Fanatic. Gabby Babble

September Elle Is Full Of Double-Jointed Models, Dumb Fall Trends. Jezebel


Kate Hudson is frumpy. Yeeeah!

Video: Paris Hilton denies splitting with Benji Madden!

US magazine says Jennifer Love Hewitt lost 18 pounds? I call BS. Photos seem very fishy and fake.

First let me say that I'm a big fan of Love whether she's chunky or skinny.....But please. These US photos look about as real as some Loch Ness Monster photos I've seen. No way she's that skinny......
In November, Jennifer Love Hewitt was criticized for weight gain after photos surfaced of her looking fuller-figured in a bikini in Hawaii.
"We know what you ate this summer, Love – everything!" notoriously wrote.
Now, the Ghost Whisperer star has the last laugh.
In the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, the 32-year-old shows off the new body she got after just 10 weeks and her trainer reveals to Us exclusively how she lost 18 pounds.
"I am in a pretty good workout regimen that I like, so it inspired me to keep it up," Hewitt tells Us. "The energy level and the way I feel now is great."
"With her, it's not, 'I want to look good in that dress,'" trainer Stevie Sant'Angelo tells Us. "She wanted to start moving around because she thought it would make her feel better.
"She told me, 'They said some rude, mean things, but that's not why I wanted to change,'" Sant'Angelo says.

Video: Julia Childs was a super secret spy! What????

Links! Red Sox captain Jason Varitek getting a divorce. Ernest Borgnine says he touches himself a lot on live TV! Girl takes a macaroni & cheese bath!

Steve Winwood Vs. Eric Prydz - Call On Me/Valerie video.

Red Sox Captain Jason Varitek, Wife Divorcing. Bump Shack

Scarlett Johansson Doesn't Want a Big Wedding. CelebParasite

Play Kim Kardashian Ass Detective! CityRag

Ernest Borgnine says he masturbates a lot. UGHHHH! dlisted


Sienna Miller's Mother defends her daughter's relationship with Balthazar Getty!

Star Pulse:
Sienna Miller's mother has defended the actress over her much criticized relationship with Balthazar Getty. Miller and Getty, who last month announced his separation from wife Rosetta, have enjoyed a whirlwind romance which has attracted criticism from the media.
And the actress' mother, Jo, is upset at the reaction to her daughter and the Brothers and Sisters star's romance.
She says, "You can't understand how a woman seeing a man who has been separated from his wife for months can cause such a scandal. It's awful, I can't tell you. You wonder when it's all going to stop."

Video: Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr. dance wildly promoting "Tropic Thunder" on BET!

Video: Miley Cyrus rides her bike with Billy Ray Cyrus!

Good for them! They seems like genuine, classy, friendly folks.

Links! Lindsay Lohan blogs about Ali Lohan's breasts! Shia LaBeouf can't get laid! First photo of Jewel's secret wedding!

Jimmy Page performs "Stairway to Heaven" along with Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck live in 1983.

Lindsay Lohan blogs about Ali Lohan's breasts. CelebWarship

Depp, Farrel, & Law donated their pay on Heath’s last movie to his daughter. Celebitchy

Shia LaBeouf can’t get laid. Celebslam

Katharine Heigl is Still Smoking. Hollywood Crap

First Photo: Jewel’s secret wedding! In Case You Didn't Know

Keri Russell Has Nipples. I Don't Like You In That Way

Helena Christensen Bikini Pictures. The Grumpiest

Video: Anna Faris says really she got into her sexy Playboy photo shoot!

Kevin Federline rejected by another Britney....Britnny Gastineau that is....

You gotta give K-Fed a lot of credit. He's got the money and the kids and he's looking for a new sugar momma..... He's probably lucky Ms. Gastineau wasn't into it. He can aim for woman with more money and more fame. If anyone can do it K-Fed can..........

He may be divorced from Britney Spears, but Kevin Federline had his eyes on a new model with the same namesake.The wannabe rapper, who has custody of his children with the pop wreck, was partying at an LA hotspot earlier this week when someone caught his attention.A source tells Page Six that K-Fed was "staring at Brittny Gastineau while she was waiting in line for the bathroom. "(He) wouldn't stop checking her out, up and down, but Brittny was not interested,” adds the source.He’d have more chance with his ex-wife than a new Brit.

Video: Motley Crue are looking for the next great Rock N' Roll band!

Links! German Olympians pose for Playboy! Miley Cyrus wears True Religion jeans! Cassie pierced her nipples for a noble reason!

Journey performing "Ask the Lonely" live with the incredible Jeff Scott Soto on lead vocals.

Four German Olympic Athletes Pose Nude for Playboy (Photos). Bitten & Bound

Tyra Banks vs. Bindi Irwin. Who has the better braids? Candy Kirby

Katie Holmes Arriving for Rehearsals in Manhattan. Celebrity Smack

Miley Cyrus Wears True Religion Jeans! The Bastardly

Cassie pierced her nipples for a noble reason. The Blemish

Hugh Hefner to stop having big, wild parties at the Playboy mansion!

In a possibly related report, Scott Baio and Dustin Diamond were seen weeping on two separate bridges..........
all three "Girls Next Door" were back in business on Saturday night at Hef's annual "Midsummer Night's Dream" soiree at the iconic mansion. The event attracted a slew of stars such as Paris and Nicky Hilton, Matthew Perry, Brody Jenner, Jenny McCarthy and Hef’s 83-year-old pal Tony Curtis, but for the first time some ultra-eager party peeps were able to pre-purchase tickets and buy their way inside.
But Pop Tarts has been told by numerous inside sources that this is the last time bunnies and big-wigs will hop around the Shakespeare-themed party.
After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.
A rep from the men’s mag kept mum on the murmurs, saying: "Who knows what will happen in a year from now?"
But if you haven't had the experience of visiting the infamous grotto and mini-zoo outside of the "Girls Next Door," it's not too late. We’re told the mansion is still going to be rented out for private parties with companies paying big bucks to spend a few hours amid a little slice of Hollywood history.

Video: Tori Spelling and her husband are mobbed while shopping!

Video: Elizabeth Edwards talks about her slutty, lying husband John Edwards!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Links! Pam Anderson has a new future husband! Ashanti talks about Nelly! Paz Vega + thong = Oh boy!

Van Halen performing "Why Can't This Be Love" live in 1995.

Pam Anderson has a new future husband. D listed

Madonna & Gwyneth Paltrow Shun the Little People. Deceiver

Ashanti Talks About Nelly & The Haters! Lovebscott

Deanna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak feed each other. Pacific Coast News

S.S. Paz Vega in a Thong Bikini. Yeeeah!

Video: David Spade comments on Bernie Mac's death.

Lionsgate hopes to make new Conan movies as succesful as the Batman film "The Dark Knight"!

Good luck to them. They'll need it...............
Hollywood Reporter:
Dirk Blackman and Howard McCain are trying to corner the market on sword-swinging fantasy adventures.The pair have been hired to write a new script for "Conan," as in the barbarian, for Lionsgate. And the writing team's action-adventure screenplay "Amazon," an epic about female warriors to which Scarlett Johansson has been attached, is sailing out of turnaround toward Lionsgate as well, with Neal Moritz and his Original Film banner coming on to produce once the deal is completed.Director searches are under way for both...............Much like with "Batman Begins," the studio hopes to redraw the Conan feature universe to produce a new, post-millennial franchise. So rather than remake the Schwarzenegger bloodfest, the writers have gone back to Howard's original stories to create a $100 million R-rated origin film, the largest production to date for Lionsgate and Millennium."Fans expect (these types of movies) to be more true to the source material," Malmberg said. "There's no reason there couldn't be a Conan movie every two years. He's almost like Batman: He's a dark hero. He's a hard hero. He has to be badass, but we also have to like him."

Video: Corey Feldman stops by "The Soup" to promote "The Lost Boys: The Tribe"

Links! Clay Aiken & his baby! Tori Spelling's 90210 co-stars are pissed! Violet Affleck is a cutie! Eva Longoria wears a see through top on set!

Marillion's video for "Beautiful".

Rad Girls Return. Bitten & Bound

Clay Aiken and his baby! Candy Kirby

Co-Stars Pissed That Tori Spelling Won’t Be on 90210. Celebrity Smack

Violet Affleck is a Creative Cutie. Just Jared

Kanye West spreads more fast food on Chicago. L.A. Rag Mag

Eva Longoria wears a see through top on set. Splash


Video: Eli Manning talks about Brett Favre going to the Jets & taking over the number 1 New York QB spot!

Video: Kim Kardashian drops 5 pounds & wants to lose 8 more! Reggie Bush has given her exercise & diet tips.

EXCLUSIVE: Gioia Bruno of Expose invites me into the studio to listen to her new Barack Obama song "Change the World"!

Let me first say that I love Gioia Bruno. What a voice, what a sweet person! I traveled to Florida yesterday to visit Gioia in studio to hear her perform her new single "Change the World" which benefits Barack Obama. What a BLAST! I previously interviewed Gioia on the phone and she gave me a thrill when she greeted me warmly. O.k., I've a had a crush since way back... sue me! Andy Fraser from legendary rock group Free is the mastermind behind the track. Big props to Andy for backing such a great cause! Gioia's voice and spirits were in high form as she belted out the new track at Cherokee Recording Studio. She clearly loved what she was doing and the smiles from the guys accompanying her evidence that everyone else did too. The wine flowed as Gioia shared her thoughts with me.."Many people feel that i'm bandwagon jumping. I'm on Obama's team, if that makes me a jumper than I'm a high jumper. we got a lot to do! lol" She sent me these photos today & said "These photos captured the intent and the feeling of unity. They reflect who we are, and I love them.. I thank Gioia and her friends for the experience!............
(Photography By JR Davis) (Music Maniacs are the producers for the project.)

Barack Obama's official site

Links! Bigfoot found! Britney Spears OK interview! Cindy Margolis at the Playboy mansion! Bob Saget goes nuts on video!

AC/DC performing "Back in Black" live in 1991.

Bigfoot Found in Georgia (Photos). Bitten & Bound

Britney Spears' OK interview. Celebrity Smack

Liv Tyler & Pup Turn Heads. Jezebel

Billy Bob Thornton is Freddy Krueger. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Cindy Margolis Took Her Boobs To The Playboy Mansion! The Bastardly

Mariah Carey Sluts It Up For Snoop Dog. The Grumpiest


"America's Next Top Model" HAS GONE TRANNY. MORE SO. What Would Tyler Durden Do?

James Franco talks about kissing Sean Penn in "Milk" movie! ‘Oh, my God, I’m kissing Spicoli.’

Did Sean Penn think "Oh my God, I'm kissing Harry Osborn!"???

James Franco is currently taking on crooked cops in the stoner comedy “Pineapple Express,” and battled the titular web-slinger in “Spider-Man 3,” but his toughest on screen foe might be in his upcoming biopic about ‘70s gay activist Harvey Milk — and it’s Sean Penn’s mustache.
“The first kiss of the movie [with myself and Sean] was out on Haight Street, with, like, 200 people watching, outside,” James told GQ in their September issue about filming “Milk” with Sean Penn. “It was a crane shot—I’m sure in the end it will be a really cool shot, but it starts close and then it takes maybe a minute. That’s a long time on film with everybody watching and, like, a fake mustache getting in your mouth.”
Besides Sean’s mustache, James had to contend with being a little star-struck during his on screen smooch.
“It was long enough that you couldn’t help thinking, ‘Oh, my God, I’m kissing Spicoli.’”

Video: A nude Kate Moss gives her stay slim secrets! Cocaine? Nope. Bulimia? Nope.....

Video: Miley Cyrus shops with unknown friend!

Links! Howard Stern wedding! Brooke Hogan beach pictures! Maris Tomei is a stripper! Jessica Alba shops for coffee mate!

Stevie Nicks performing "Edge of Seventeen" live in 1981.

Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern Wedding. Bitten & Bound

What happened to Orlando Bloom’s career? Celebitchy

Salma Hayek Likes Being a Single Mother. CelebParasite

Madonna Plans to Adopt A Second Child from Malawi Gabby Babble

Brooke Hogan Shows Her Breasts Off At The Beach. NewsToob

Jessica Alba Decides Which Coffee-Mate Flavor To Buy! The Bastardly

Marisa Tomei stars as a stripper in new movie. The Blemish

Diddy proclaims himself a Sex Olympian! Now that's getting into the Olympics spirit!

You gotta love how successful celebs get away with lines like this! Can you imagine "Ordinary Joe" telling a woman in a club that he could be a sex Olympian? Good times! Good times!

New York Mag:
In honor of the Olympic Games, we asked Sean "Diddy" Combs about his favorite sports to watch last night at his spring-summer 2009 Sean John presentation. And faster than you can say "Michael Phelps just won gold again," he answered, "Track and field!" He is a runner, after all. (Could anyone forget that groundbreaking New York–marathon MTV special?) So what if there were a new Olympic sport, something he himself might have a chance of winning, we asked. What would that be? "Who could have sex the longest," he told us in a soft voice and with a straight face, while looking into our eyes. Was that a pick-up line? We weren't sure, but we tingled anyway. "I think that's an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest." Dirty! "Just so you know, that's supposed to be funny," he added as an afterthought. "Even though I am serious." But who would be his competitors? "Whoever's up for the challenge." You heard him, folks! Any sex athletes out there willing to challenge the Diddy?

Lenny Kravitz denies being Velvet Revolver's new lead singer. Who is next? Joe Cocker? Britney Spears? Axl Rose?

I mentioned Joe Cocker as a joke initially. But then I thought about it. That actually wouldn't suck. Maybe they could get Axl Rose outside into some sunlight and....I know, I know...........
Rolling Stone:
Contrary to internet reports today, Lenny Kravitz is not set to become the new singer of Velvet Revolver. The singer told, “I know and love the Velvet Revolver guys but there is no truth to the story about me joining their band.” Rumors out of the U.K. claimed that Kravitz was “spotted” in the studio with the now-singer-less Velvet Revolver and suggested that Kravitz has just enough star power to fill the role vacated by Scott Weiland (who pretty much filled the role vacated by Axl Rose). However, Kravitz has been busy touring Europe and hasn’t had any contact with the VR camp. Kravitz is just the latest vocalist to be essentially handed VR’s microphone by the rumor mill, following artists like Sebastian Bach, Spacehog’s Royston Langdon and that guy who won Rock Star: Supernova.

Video: Burger King employee takes bath in giant sink at work....and gets fired!!

Burger King Employee Takes Bath in Sink

Yet another reason not to eat fast food! Ewwwwwwwwwww! I do give the guy points for humor. Bravo!
Okay, so that's totally gross, but what's perhaps most interesting about the debacle is that it took place in Xenia, Ohio, the setting of Gummo, the 1997 film collage/freakshow by Harmony Korine. Who wants to bet how many dead cats are under that very sink?
After the fact, a Burger King spokeswoman had this to say:
Burger King Corp. was just notified of this incident and is cooperating fully with the health department. We have sanitized the sink and have disposed of all other kitchen tools and utensils that were used during the incident. We have also taken appropriate corrective action on the employees that were involved in this video. Additionally, the remaining staff at this restaurant is being retrained in health and sanitation procedures.

Video: Britney Spears has her first interview in two years! She talks about her kids and being an Aunt to Jamie Lynn Spears' baby!

Why! Why!! Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are rumored to have split up!

The pain!!!! The horror!!! Noooooooooooooooo!!! If this is true, how will we all go on???? I've bought them extravagant wedding gifts that I can't return. Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
Get your tissues at the ready, another power-couple have reportedly split up. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are no more according to latest whispers.The couple got together earlier this year, and Jen has been following her rocker boyfriend like a lost puppydog. However, John has supposedly had enough and decided to call it quits.A source tells the Daily Mirror: "There's been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn't seem to have worked."John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together."Initially Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she's simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken."And the source reveals that a reunion is unlikely.They add: "They have spoken on the phone since the split and are trying to remain on good terms. But unless John has a dramatic change of heart, it's unlikely they'll rekindle their romance."

Links! Marissa Miller is all in! Paris Hilton is the Herpes Avenger! Danny Bonaduce vs. Bob Levy boxing match!

Genesis' video for "A Trick of the Tail".

Leryn Franco is Paraguay’s Sexy Javelin Thrower. Bitten & Bound

Marisa Miller @ Marc Ecko’s ‘All in for Tikva’ Event (photos). Bump Shack

Paris Hilton is the Herpes Avenger. Candy TV

Dane Cook is Assy. CelebWarship

Celebrity Boxing Match: Danny Bonaduce VS. Bob Levy! Celebrity Smack

Video: Lindsay Lohan goes to traffic school and gets mobbed by the paparazzi while shopping for sunglasses!

Paris Hilton sued for not promoting "Pledge This" properly!

Paris probably spent $75,000 on breakfast yesterday. I think she'll be fine...........
Paris Hilton didn’t do enough pledging for a 2006 sorority comedy, according to a lawsuit filed Tuesday.
Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. filed the lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Miami, alleging the 27-year-old model-actress-heiress owes $75,000 in damages for not fulfilling promotional obligations.
Hilton entered into an agreement in 2004 for the production and distribution of the movie “National Lampoon’s Pledge This!,” according to the lawsuit. Hilton starred in the film and received credit as an executive producer.

Video: Samantha Ronson talks about her relationship with sexy Lindsay Lohan!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Video: Huge Snake Slithers into Reporter's Pants on Live TV!!

Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor to have HBO series based on "Year Zero"!

Great. Now we can not only be disturbed and depressed visually as well and audibly by Mr. Reznor. Don't get me wrong, the guy has tremendous talent. But I'm just not a fan.........
Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor's paranoid, apocalyptic vision of worldwide chaos, nuclear war, bioterrorism attacks and the dissolution of civil liberties could be making its way to your television screen in the not-so-distant future.
According to the Los Angeles Times, Reznor has been in discussions with HBO about turning his Year Zero LP, and its companion alternate-reality game, into a two-season series.
"It's the most exciting thing on the horizon, [and] it's the thing that, when I wake up in the morning, it makes me say, 'God, it would be cool if that happened,' " Reznor told the Times. "This is my grand ambition. Will it happen? I don't know. It was fun sitting and telling [the HBO] guys and watching them shake their heads and having writers on board and producers that are into it. It's been a fun thing."

Video: Shia Labeouf, Adrien Grenier and Isabel Lucas involved in a love triangle???

Update: yes indeed........
Adrian Grenier and his girlfriend, Transformers 2 star Isabel Lucas, have split on the heels of her car crash while driving with costar Shia LaBeouf, a source tells PEOPLE. The pair broke up about three weeks ago, right after the accident that left LaBeouf with a crushed hand. "It wasn't working out," says a source. "Adrian saw her with Shia and that was kind of it – the crash, their hanging out. He obviously didn't appreciate it."

Links! Allison Carroll is the new Lara Croft! Hayden Panettiere's father and mother walk the dog?? Chris Hansen introduces Selena Gomez in a bikini!

AC/DC performing "Flick of the Switch" and "Hells Bells" live in 1983.

Allison Carroll is the new Lara Croft. Bitten & Bound

Paris Hilton and her bike need a caption. Bump Shack

Robert Downey Jr. or Ron Jeremy? Candy Kirby

Gwyneth Paltrow probably hates you. CelebWarship

Scarlett Johansson Enjoyed Kissing Penelope Cruz! CelebParasite

Hayden Panettiere's parents walk the dog after domestic dispute. Celebrity Smack

Susan Sarandon spends quality time with her dog. Splash

Taylor Momsen Filming "Gossip Girl" In NYC! The Bastardly

Chris Hansen from "To Catch a Predator" will monitor you as you view Selena Gomez bikini pictures. The Blemish

Classic Britney Spears bikini pics. The Grumpiest

The 10 Greatest C-Bomb's Ever Dropped On TV. Unibrow

Gwen Stefani is ridiculously pregnant. What Would Tyler Turden Do?

Video: Sienna Miller cries while pumping gas. She asked the cops for an escort, but did not press charges against paparazzi!

Danielle Fishel "Topanga" gets her own TV show on the Style Network!

Danielle Fishel? Sure I'll give the show a shot! I'm a big fan. I hear that Ms. Fishel is a regular Geno's World reader and would looooooooooooooove to give me an exclusive interview. Stay tuned..................

The Dish:

No Impractical Trend Or Jaw Dropping Moment Will Go Unnoticed, Including The Best From Red Carpets, Tabloid Headlines, TV Series And Those Celebrities Who Impressed Us Most. From the great minds behind "The Soup" on E! comes "The Dish" on The Style Network, premiering Saturday, August 16 at 10PM ET/PT. Hosted by the saucy Danielle Fishel, "The Dish" has its finger on the pulse of pop culture, fashion and beauty to bring you a fresh take on your favorite obsessions, guilty pleasures and I-hate-myself-for-loving-it TV shows. From the must-see moments of Project Runway and Top Model to who is packing a baby bump (or just extra craft services) to headlines so absurd we couldn't make them up, it's the best and worst of celebrity culture. Plus, we're rounding up and doling out delectable topics like "Carpet Bombs," "Flabulous," "What to Wear When..." and "Not Ready For Primetime Outfits" (think high-heel wearing/sprinting FBI agents).

"The Brothers Bloom" trailer starring Rachel Weisz, Adrien Brody, Mark Ruffalo and Rinko Kikuchi!

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Academy Award winner® Rachel Weisz (The Constant Gardener), Academy Award® winner Adrien Brody (The Pianist), Mark Ruffalo (Zodiac), and Academy Award® nominee Rinko Kikuchi (Babel) star in The Brothers Bloom, a globe-trotting comedy about the last great adventure of the world’s best con men.
Welcome to the world of The Brothers Bloom, where deception is an art and nothing is as it seems. The brothers have perfected the art of swindling fortunes through years of fraternal teamwork. Now they've decided to take on one last spectacular job—luring a beautiful and eccentric heiress into an elaborate plot that takes them around the world.
For as long as they can remember, the Brothers Bloom have had only each other to depend on. From their childhood in a long series of gloomy foster homes to their highflying lives as international con artists, Stephen (Mark Ruffalo) and Bloom (Adrien Brody) have shared everything. Stephen brilliantly concocts intricate stories that the brothers live out, but he’s still searching for the perfect con, the one where “everyone gets what they want.” Meanwhile, Bloom yearns for “an unwritten life”—a real adventure, one not dreamed up by his old brother.
Eager to retire, Bloom agrees to take part in one last grand scam. He insinuates himself into the life of Penelope (Rachel Wiesz), a bored, single New Jersey heiress. When a genuine romance begins to blossom between them, he is reluctant to exploit her naiveté, but Penelope has already taken the bait: She impulsively joins Bloom, Stephen and their “associate,” a sexy Japanese explosives expert named Bang Bang (Rinko Kikuchi), on an ocean liner to Greece. Penelope is convinced she’s happened upon the adventure of a lifetime and offers to bankroll a million dollar deal. As the quartet makes their way from Athens to Prague to Mexico to St. Petersburg , Penelope quickly becomes addicted to the illicit thrills. But as Stephen’s elaborate web of deceit pulls tighter, Bloom begins to wonder if his brother has devised the most dangerous con of his life.

Links! Lauren Conrad is NOT with Kyle Howard! Candy Kirby is looking for a hero! Joanna Krupa hot pics!

Dream Theater performing "Raise the Knife" live.

Lauren Conrad insists she is NOT dating Kyle Howard. CelebParasite

Jessica Simpson is the worst dressed celebrity of the day. Bump Shack

Candy Kirby is looking for a hero! CandyTV

Marcia Cross and her daughter grab lunch. Splash

Joanna Krupa topless in German Maxim. The Grumpiest

Hot girls do yoga in bikinis. Unibrow

Video: Hillary Clinton's secret attack plans against Barack Obama revealed!

Geri Halliwell gets deep in "Hello Interview" with lines "How To Get a Body Like Mine." and "I Love Being In Love And I'd Like To Have More Children."

There are just too many lines about wanting to have Geri Halliwell's body. I'll let it pass...........
With the Spice Girls successful reunion tour wrapped up and the launch of her children's book series under her belt, Geri Halliwell has been enjoying a well-earned break with daughter Bluebell at the gorgeous Mexican resort of Las Alamandas. And the 35-year-old beauty invited HELLO! magazine along to share in the experience.This week's issue, number 1034, contains stunning pictures of the flame-haired star and her two-year-old in the dreamy location, as well as an exclusive interview in which Geri tells us all about her love life and body image. The fabulous shots - Geri's first bikini shoot in seven years - show she's looking better than ever. She does admit, however, that despite her enviable figure, she has the same hang ups as many women. "People think I'm really confident but I do get self-conscious like many women about stripping off in public," she says.

Video: Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless & buff with Reese Witherspoon!

Links! Tony Romo STILL calls Carrie Underwood! Angelina Jolie asks Tera Patrick for advice! Molly Sims is stunning!

The Buggles performing "Video Killed the Radio Star" live in 2004.

Tony Romo still calls Carrie Underwood. Bitten & Bound

Samantha Ronson's family as the Royal Tenenbaums. Evil Beet

Quitting smoking made Julianne Moore a better person. In Case You Didn't Know

Angelina Jolie asks porn star Tera Patrick for advice. Splash

Molly Sims is stunning at a benefit. The Bastardly

Video: Jessica Simpson gets yelled at for driving a large SUV!

Allman Brothers sue Universal Music for $10 million!!

A record company not being 100% trustworthy? Shocking!!

Rolling Stone: The Allman Brothers are suing Universal Music for over $10 million because of unpaid royalties. In the suit, the veteran band allege that UMG owes them royalties from both CD sales and digital downloads, as well as payments from when the band’s songs were sold by Capricorn Records. The lawsuit says that when the Allmans entered into a contract with Polydor in 1985 (Polydor was later bought by Universal), the deal called for the band to get paid half the profits of the sale of records by third parties, which includes iTunes downloads and ringtone sales. The band also accuses UMG of refusing to renegotiate the royalties and having a “wanton disregard” of their original contract. The sum total of the lawsuit is roughly $13 million, which is about $1 for every second of “Mountain Jam.”
Daniel Kreps

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