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Jimmy Page performs "Stairway to Heaven" along with Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck live in 1983.

Lindsay Lohan blogs about Ali Lohan's breasts. CelebWarship

Depp, Farrel, & Law donated their pay on Heath’s last movie to his daughter. Celebitchy

Shia LaBeouf can’t get laid. Celebslam

Katharine Heigl is Still Smoking. Hollywood Crap

First Photo: Jewel’s secret wedding! In Case You Didn't Know

Keri Russell Has Nipples. I Don't Like You In That Way

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