Mario Lopez and Audrina Patridge's sexy TV Guide cover!

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Here's what we love: TV Guide, the magazine devoted to sitting on our butts watching TV wants to give us tips for getting in shape.
Why do you think we enjoy television, TV Guide? Because we don't want to think about how we haven't gotten in shape!
That said, we do enjoy toned, half-naked celebs, so click on for what some of the important tips we gleaned from the stars in the Hot Bods issue:
Mario Lopez perspires a lot. Or as he puts it: "I never feel awake unless I'm sweating." We know he's talking about being athletic and fit but ... ew.
Audrina Patridge turns housework into a kinky-sounding exercise regimen: "I wear heels when I vacuum because it works my calves and my butt.” Finally, an exercise routine that both men and women can enjoy!