Links that open their eyes!

Yes performs "Open Your Eyes" in 1998.

Jennifer Morrison vs. Paula Abdul. Ayyyy!

Rihanna's boots are crazy! Candy Kirby

Charlotte Church is knocked up again. Celebitchy

Paris Hilton, Ed McMahon & More in Spicy Briefs! Celebrity Smack

John Mayer with no shirt. Celebslam

Elizabeth Hurley hot photo shoot. NewsToob

Pam Anderson is getting stalked. Rad Report

Jennifer Lopez's twins see sunlight. Seriously? OMG! WTF!