Links that are smart enough to stay off the Midnight Meat Train!!!



"Midnight Meat Train"? You know you'll see it........



Jennifer Ellison. Oh boy. Celebrity Pictures



Eva Longoria celebrates her birthday. Celebrity Puke



Christina Ricci has an interesting look. Celebrity Smack



Caption Paula Abdul & win! Celebslam



Masturbating man gets arrested for getting semen on Target shopper. Circus Hour



Preview Danity Kane's new CD! lovebscott



Denise Milani seems healthy. NewsToob



Ed McMahon has a broken neck. Seriously? OMG! WTF!