Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are called cheap and "up their own arses" by club owner.

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ASHTON Kutcher and Demi Moore seem to be persona non grata at hot Chrystie Street cabaret The Box, where owner Simon Hammerstein privately applauded a performer who spilled drinks on the Hollywood power couple this week. "[Bleep] Ashton and Demi, they are so up their own arses . . . and they spend nothing," Hammerstein wrote in an e-mail to his general manager, Javier, as well as co-owner Richard Kimmel. "I can't stand those two, and I applaud whoever spilt a drink on them." But publicly, Hammerstein - grandson of Broadway lyricist Oscar Hammerstein - said he wants the offending employee, a dancer, to be chastised. "Richard, make sure you ream whoever did it," he told Kimmel in the same e-mail. Hammerstein did not respond to our e-mail, and his rep didn't return our call or e-mail.