Justin Timberlake pees his pants after getting attacked by bird.


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Entertainmentwise:
Justin Timberlake has revealed that he was recently attacked by a magpie whilst playing a round of golf in Australia.
The SexyBack singer - who is currently on tour down under - was enjoying a relaxing day of golf when he was struck by the intimidating bird.
Recalling the incident onstage at his Sydney concert on Tuesday night (November 13), he said: "(Magpies are) the dive bombing gangsters of the air!"
He added, "I didn't realise until I got to the next tee bar, that I had peed my pants, just a little bit! Just a little bit, not a lot,” reports CelebrityTruth.com. "So, I say, 'Boo' to the magpies."
You know the saying - one for sorrow, two for joy...