Links that feel like it's 1984 all over again.

Van Halen is back....for now. Van Halen
Angelina Jolie looks awful on set. celebitchy
Mr. Big WILL be in the Sex and the City film. Celebrity Smack
Paris Hilton DID snag Adrien Grenier. dlisted
The Farmer's daughter look works for Michelle Marsh. Fire Cubed
Hayden Panettiere's Countdown reaches 10. Hayden's Countdown
Miley Cyrus and a porn star in the SAME post! Holy Candy
Eva Mendes looks gorgeous at a luncheon. Just Jared
Kelly Clarkson is ready for some football. NewsToob
A Bourne poster attacks Matt Damon's home. Seriously? OMG! WTF!
David Schwimmer is not dead. Splash
Debra Messing kicks fashion in the nuts. Yeeah!
Mitt Romney can run, but he can't hide. Mitt Romney is The Devil
Rudy Giuliani pulls ahead. CNN