Links that are calling the world.

No sophomore slump for Rooney! Rooney
Shia LaBeouf is dating Rihanna. Allie Is Wired
Keanu will play Klaatu. Celebrity Puke
Lily Allen passes out on side of rode. Celebrity Smack
Britney Spears runs out of gas. Her car that is.... CelebSlam
Britney bares her soul and her bottom. Daily Mail
Gossip fix: Kate is concerned about Owen. Dotspotter
Hillary Swank rocks in a bikini. Egotastic
Leticia Cline is pretty in pink. Hollywood Tuna
Save The Firecrotch! Holy Candy
Danielle Llyod +bikini+Spain=Hot! NewsToob
Leona Helmsley left $12 million to her dog, $0 to two grandkids. Seriously? OMG! WTF!