Jessica Biel hired male strippers for a baby shower.

Ladies, the lesson to this story is to get invited to whatever shower, party, barbecue or event that Biel is attending....
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In Malibu on Saturday, Jessica Biel ogled some shirtless cabana boys, who were serving her and about 100 others at a coed baby shower—what did you think I meant?—she threw for her producing partner, Michelle Purple, at the LG House in Malibu.
And they weren’t the only boys showing some skin to Biel & Co. I’m told guests were entertained by two male strippers. “There were two, and they were plain-clothed, so no one knew they were strippers,” one guest reported. “Then all of a sudden, stripper music came on, and they started taking off their clothes.”
The two men stripped down to their thongs.
The cake was also something else. The guest tells me it was decorated with a picture of a woman with her legs spread and giving birth.
As for paparazzi pics of the shindig, staffers gave Biel her privacy by installing fogged glass for the windows. When Biel went outside on the deck, she tried to stay undercover in a hat and a pair of shades.