Links that make even Dick Cheney smile!

2 Duffs are better than 1! Celebrity Puke
Who is the famous heroin addict? Celbrity Smack
Elisha Cuthbert at Planet Hollywood. Hollywood Tuna
Keri Russell takes her baby for a walk. Just Jared
Eva Longoria sparkles in silver swimsuit. NewsToob
Do Not Mess With The Hoff! Notorious News
Penelope Cruz and John Mayer are a new couple. Right Celebrity
Who looks older Meg or Madonna? Seriously? OMG! WTF!
I remember Christine Lakin. Do you? The Evil Beet
Are Jordin and Blake from American Idol an item? TMZ
Quote of the day....Paris Hilton. We Love Celebs!
Cheney health problems. ABC
Third party candidates! MSNBC