I vote for full contact golf.

There's a bit of interesting trash talking going on in women's golf. The Nation's top female golfer Anna Sorenstam is talking smack against 17 year old phenom Michelle Wie.....The problem is that THIS...IS....GOLF! In football, you can tackle a rival or spike a ball in the end zone. In baseball, you can throw a 95 mph fastball inside at a smash talker. In basketball you can slam dunk and scream over some dude's head. In golf?.....You can pump your fist and wave to the crowd?....I dunno....Yahoo