Cheney to become Cyborg. No word on Teen Titan invitation.

Dick Cheney is set to have his heart regulator device replaced later this year. I will skip the jokes about whether he actually has a heart. (Hit drum cymbal sound here) I will instead speculate whether he has enough non-human parts in his body now to make him a credible super hero candidate. Maybe the Justice Society would be a good fit. They have some members who are advanced in age. Cheney is probably a bit too old to join the Teen Titans. And after all, they already have Cyborg who leads them.......CNN