Who do I root for? My head hurts!

A feud between Mitt Romney and Al Sharpton is brewing. Al said that all those who believe in God should defeat Mitt. Mitt responded by saying Al's comments were bigoted....Celebrity Boxing 3? No? How about calling Vince at WWE and having another winner shaves the head of lose wresting match like last month's McMahon/Trump match?...Mitt's hair vs. Al's hair? Pay per view would be through the roof!!!!