I have to say that I'm disappointed with Mel Gibson's mug shot. He does have the drunken eyes look down though. Mel's people have announced that he's going into rehab. I'm sure that Oprah, Barbara Walers and Diane Sawyer are scrambling to get the post-rehab interview as we speak. We can look forward to questions like "Mel what was your childhood like?" "Mel did your insane father have anything to do with your drinking and racist views" "Mel do you think I have sugar tits?"