A bicycle built for two...ok you can bring your kid.


I never knew it would be so easy to spend quality time with Kelly Ripa. Apparently all you have to do is get one of those bicycle carriage things and hang around central park. I plan on buying one and whisking Kelly away to whatever destination she desires. There we would enjoy a picnic lunch, gaze into each others eyes and whisper sweet nothings into each others ears. I'd even buy her cute kid a balloon and as much candy as he wants to leave us alone. It's hard to romance a famous happily married woman with three children, but I do a damn good job at it.