Duck EB Duck!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor EB got the snot beat out of him by the sheriff on the season premiere of "Deadwood" last night. The sad thing is that EB was actually innocent for the first time in his life. I'm so happy this show is back. Television at its finest. To celebrate, I dressed up in my cowboy hat, chaps & loaded up my toy cap gun. I then went down to the local supermarket & rode the toy pony outside the entrance for 2 hours. Over the 2 hour period, I received a lot of strange looks and a phone number from a 70 year old 300 pound woman. She said I should call her, come over and wear the outfit. You meet the strangest people when you are dressed up like a cowboy, shooting a toy cap gun, riding a toy horse & yelling "Deadwood is back c&^%suckers!!!".