Avril? Meow!

When did Avril get this cute? I don't think I have a chance with her though. I think I'm a bit old for her & I don't skateboard. Besides, I have dedicated myself to working my relationship with Jennifer Love Hewitt out. She pretends to not know who I am, but the night that we passed each other on the streets of New York will forever be in my memory. For some reason the sight of a grown man screaming "Oh my God it's Jennifer Love Hewitt!!! I love you!!!!" seemed to freak her out. Strange.