I'll take a side of cocaine.

Artie on "The Sopranos", John Ventimilgia was arrested for drunk driving and cocaine possesion yesterday. Just as his chef character was getting some juicy plot lines, Johnny boy goes and screws things up. In other news Lewis Gross ("Muscles Marinara on "The Sopranos") was arrested yesterday for breaking and entering. He swears that the stuff was his. I believe him. This has nothing to do with the fact that he has more muscles than Hulk Hogan. I just believe him. Really.