Paris Hilton to spoof beastiality for Harvard magazine!

Paris is aware that this is a spoof........right?
Star Pulse:
Paris Hilton is set for her wildest photo-shoot yet - as the cover-girl of an upcoming April Fool's Day spoof magazine. The sexy socialite will pose seductively with people dressed up as wild animals for an upcoming four-page spread of Harvard University's Lampoon magazine.
A press release advertising the publication credits the comedy shoot as `Paris Hilton in Your Wildest Animal Fantasies.' In one photo, animal-loving Hilton straddles the back of a `bear', while in others; she hugs a gorilla and an elephant, according to PlanetGossip.Eonline.com.
Hilton was honored with the Harvard Lampoon's Woman of The Year award in February.

Kate Beckinsale says she would prefer to eat a vagina than sushi, because a vagina would be warm!


"The L Word" producers would be smart to give Kate's agent a call.................
Moviephone:
You told an interviewer you'd rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what's the reaction of your publicity team?I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He's throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, "What's the matter with you?" But I haven't ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don't really worry about it.

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Vanessa Williams admits urinating on her own face!

I hope you've had your breakfast already.........
Entertainmentwise:
Vanessa Williams has been refreshingly honest about her love-affair with botox, but who knew she also likes to wash her face in her own urine?
When asked by OK! what her weirdest beauty tip is, the Ugly Betty star unexpectedly revealed: "The weirdest thing I ever heard was take morning urine and put it on your acne. I did it. I tried to do it and I was like, 'I'm not doing it.'
“It was years ago, now I've got Proactiv and I don't need that."
The 45-year-old actress and former beauty queen previously told the magazine: “Oh, I certainly do Botox. I definitely think that almost every woman that I know has imbibed.”
“It’s a miracle drug - no cutting, nothing - and I love it.”
At least now we know how she gets that golden glow...

Tori Spelling already begging to be in Beverly Hills 90210 spinoff!


Just as I predicted last week........
People:
Tori Spelling would like to return to her old zip code. The actress has yet to be contacted by the producers of the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake the CW is developing, but Spelling, who played Donna Martin on the original show for 10 years, is ready to step up if she gets offered a role. "My dad always wanted to do a new version of 90210, so I'm sure he will be beaming from above!" Spelling, 34, tells PEOPLE, referring to her father, the show's producer Aaron Spelling. "And I'd love to somehow be a part of it. That as well would make my dad proud!"

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Rihanna lets her friend fly coach while she enjoys first class!


A star being selfish? No way!..................
Star Pulse:
Pop star Rihanna left passengers bewildered on a flight to Barbados when she took a seat in first class - and left her pals in economy. The "Umbrella" singer boarded the London to Bridgetown flight after learning she had been named an honorary ambassador for culture and youth by her Caribbean homeland last month.
Rihanna arrived at the British capital's Gatwick airport with a small entourage of close friends, but when their flight number was called, Rihanna parted company with her clan to head for the luxury cabin.
However, Rihanna made sure she wasn't entirely cut off from her economy pals during the flight - she kept sending messages to them via air stewardesses.
A passenger says, "She arrived in the departure lounge wearing huge dark sunglasses, but everyone knew it was her. She was with her best friend and a few other people. At first I didn't think it was strange when her friends boarded the plane first - I thought she might be waiting behind because of security. But her friend sat next to us in economy while Rihanna was living it up in first class. Rihanna kept sending the air stewardess down to her friend and the rest of her entourage with messages."

Crazy Britney Spears texted boyfriend Adnan 100 times a day!

Her fingers must be wrecked.................
Exposay:
Britney Spears frantically sent her boyfriend 100 text messages a day, his secret lover has claimed.
The singer - who has an on/off relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib - was terrified he was cheating on her so constantly bombarded him with calls and messages.
Amanda Pagel - who claims she slept with Adnan for three months behind Britney's back - said: "Britney used to call all the time when he was at mine. She sent him hundreds of texts a day, sometimes just seconds apart."

Governor Spitzer's call girl's "Girls Gone Wild" moment caught on tape!

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Jenna Jameson is hot for Charlize Theron!

Jenna and Charlize are worlds apart.... Charlize is ahead by a landslide in the looks department........
Exposay:
Jenna Jameson would "die" if she could see Charlize Theron posing nude for PETA.
The adult movie star - who is encouraging people to 'Pleather Yourself' in a PETA campaign to promote fake leather - says the Oscar-winning 'Monster' star would be a perfect naked model for the animal rights group.
She said: "It would be amazing if Charlize Theron did one of our 'Go naked' campaigns. I saw her just the other day and she just blew me away. Charlize is so sexy - I would totally love for her to go naked. I'd die for that."
Jenna, 33, also said she is hoping 32-year-old Charlize can take over from her as the next "sex icon."
She added: "Bettie Page was the ultimate sex icon. Then next came Marilyn Monroe, then Pamela Anderson, then me. Now I'm on the lookout for the next woman to pass my title onto. Charlize would be perfect."

Audrina Partridge nude photos are an eye opener!

I've confessed to having a celeb crush on Audrina Partridge from "The Hills". She seems to have no common sense and has terrible taste in men. I won't even start to comment on her low self esteem.... But I can't help liking the cutie. Now there are nude pictures of her that were taken when she was just out of high school and wanted to be in Playboy... Do I feel like a dirty old man for looking at them? Yes. Am I still waiting for Jennifer Love Hewitt nude shots? Yes.........
WWTDD (LINK IS OBVIOUSLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
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