Saturday, August 30, 2008
Links! Kevin Spacey gay pictures? Lindsay Lohan blogs! Heath Ledger death similar to his idol, Nick Drake's? Rihanna loves Popeyes!
Conspiracy performing "Confess" live. Chris Squire and Billy Sherwood of Yes' side project produced some cool tunes!
Lindsay Lohan Blogs - Ugly Betty is Great, Father is a Liar. Bitten & Bound
Wino Isn’t Feeling Well. CelebWarship
Heid Montag and her melons. Celebrity Smack
Was Heath Ledger’s similar death to idol Nick Drake a coincidence??? ChismeTime
Jennifer Lopez is Hot. I Don't Like You In That Way
Shannen Doherty slams Britney Spears & Lindsay Lohan. In Case You Didn't Know
Rihanna is Popeyes Pretty. Just Jared
Kevin Spacey is kinky. The Blemish
He should have just gone commando..............
Keira Knightley held up the filming of a sex scene in her new film The Duchess - because she found her male co-star's flesh coloured nappy too amusing.The unflattering attire was meant to cover up Dominic Cooper’s manhood during a love scene with Keira's character, however the actress could not stop laughing when she saw her fellow actor.
“You are meant to be very supportive of each other, but he came out in a skin coloured nappy, and I just completely lost it,” the actress tells us. Her hysterics got to the point where director Saul Dibb had to step in and give her a telling off: "Saul actually did come over and say ‘come on, just pull yourself together, this is serious work,’.”You can see Keira and Dominic (minus nappy) in The Duchess from September 5th.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Evanescence performs "Call Me When You're Sober" live.
Kate Moss: Supermodel is a Solid Gold Siren (Photos) Bitten & Bound
Madonna Wears Bath Robe Through Airport Security. Bump Shack
Las Pussycat Dolls bring their vision of poosy to a new lingerie collection! ChismeTime
Jodie Marsh Photos - She Wants Your Attention! NewsToob
Elizabeth Hurley’s Classy Cleavage Pictures. The Grumpiest
Jessica Simpson says she's pregnant with an alien and farts a lot at a concert called a bizarre train wreck!
Simpson, on the other hand, has jumped the rails from pop to country like she’s trying on a new coat at Macy’s. And while the resulting album (“Do You Know”, out Sept. 9) might surprise some cynics, this cowgirl seems completely lost and desperate for approval on stage.
It made for a bizarre and often frustrating show. Simpson needs to explain in exhausting detail what every single song is about, and the endless banter kills any momentum. She’s still living in a reality show, convinced everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they’d rather hear her talk than sing.
How bad was it?
Before the new song “Man Enough,” she said her man must be ready for anything - including the possibility she’s pregnant with an alien...............
“I do pass gas a lot,” she said. “I guarantee it smells like roses.”
Seventy bucks a ticket, folks.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Links! Khloe Kardashian gets a new tattoo! Solange Knowles in an idiot! Kate Moss nude in interview magazine!
Yes' song "The More We Live/ Let Go". The Union album was a mess, but there were fantastic moments that should not be forgotten. This is one.....
Khloe Kardashian Gets New Tattoo Inspired by Dad. Bitten & Bound
La Beyonce’s sister, Solange Knowles, is the biggest IDIOT!!!! ChismeTime
Megan Fox Wears Blue Shades To Match Blue Wifebeater! The Bastardly
Michael Phelps to host Saturday Night Live. Splash
Kate Moss Nude in Interview Magazine. Yeeeah!
Links! Hillary Duff's Dad goes to jail! O.J. Simpson's daughter beats him up! Katy Perry has her breasts molded! Julia Roberts in a bikini!
Ozzy Osbourne's video for "No more tears".
Hilary Duffs Dad Goes to Jail (Photos). Bitten & Bound
O.J. Simpson gets beat up by his daughter. Celebrity Smack
Danielle Llyod in an orange bikini. NewsToob
Katy Perry had her breasts molded for a good cause. The Blemish
Julia Roberts bikini pictures. The Grumpiest
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Matthew McConaughey's Mom says Matthew's father died having sex with her...she left him nude to show off his "package" to onlookers....
In her new book, I Amaze Myself! (iamazemyself.com), Kay McConaughey dishes on everything from her son Matthew’s conception to how her husband died in a compromising position with her!
“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay, 77, says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.
"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”
And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.
“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.
The mother — who tells Us, “I would love to be on Oprah!” — also says that her most famous son, 38, was a happy accident.
It was just after she’d married Matthew’s dad for the third time.
“I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?’” she says. “That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”
Links! Michael Lohan is irate over Samantha Ronson! Diddy says gas prices have got him down! Adriana Lima Obsession!
Hall & Oates video for "Say it isn't so".
Michael Lohan is Irate Over Samantha Ronson. Bitten & Bound
Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes: Supermodel Obsession. NewsToob
Jamie Mazur Is Alessandra Ambrosio’s Boyfriend. Right Celebrity
Haley Joel Osment to make his Broadway debut. Splash
Diddy says he is suffering from high gas prices. What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Paula Abdul says she's "thrilled" that her replacement errrrrrr...... additional 4th judge will join American Idol this season.
“It’s about time another girl joined,” Abdul told PEOPLE Monday at the U.S. Open opening night celebration in Flushing, N.Y. “More girl power.”
Abdul, 46, who has been an Idol judge for the past seven seasons, says DioGuardi’s songwriter and producer experience will bring a different mix to the table. “She’s going to be a little more different and more from the industry standpoint.”
This isn’t the first time the pop singer has worked with DioGuardi. The two wrote a song for Kylie Minogue called “Spinning Around.”
Despite initial reports of a dustup after Abdul told a Phoeniz, Ariz., radio station Monday, “I am concerned about the audience and their acceptance … time will tell,” both Abdul and DioGuardi say there are no hard feelings.
“Anybody with the right brain would say something like that,” DioGuardi told reporters yesterday.
But will adding another female judge take the spotlight away from Abdul? “No,” says the singer. “This is great for the show. I’ve been waiting for this. I really have and people will love her. She’s great!”
Finally, an official English/Dude-ish vocabulary guide has arrived! Whether it becomes classic bathroom literature or a coaster for beer, Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk will up any man’s game. Author Daniel Maurer, who has previously written for the New York Times, New York Magazine, Nerve.com, and Metro, uses his expertise and extensive research to offer a hilarious new dictionary for guy-speak. His hysterical bro-isms will give you or the dudes in your life the chance to take the lead in any “dudescussion” by expanding your mediocre boy-cab into official expert brocabulary.
Published by Collins Living, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers, Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk arrives on shelves October 7, 2008.
Links! Pamela Anderson is a raccoon! Jennifer Garner goes to the Doc with her TV Dad! Sexy Katie Couric bikini pictures! What?
Eric Clapton's video for "It's in the way that you use it".
Pamela Anderson or Raccoon? (Photos). Bitten & Bound
Jennifer Garner: Baby Bump Check-up! Just Jared
Hayden Panettiere Celebrates Her Birthday In A Bikini! NewsToob
'Hills' Star Whitney Port Is Now Sleeping With This Dude! The Bastardly
Katie Couric bikini pictures. The Grumpiest
TV host Jerry Springer has branded America's military action in Iraq "insane".
The controversial star claims the invasion was based on flawed logic and has destroyed the United States' reputation throughout the world.
He says, "That never made sense to me, even if (George W) Bush was telling the truth about Weapons of Mass Destruction - in fact, particularly if he was telling the truth about Weapons of Mass Destruction. Why the hell would you bomb a country that could fire back? That would be insane. Bush did real damage to America's reputation around the world."
And Springer also slams the U.K. government's recent decision to hold terrorist suspects in jail for 42 days without bringing charges.
He adds: "You can't have the government determining how long people are imprisoned for. That's the job of the courts. Habeas corpus (a suspect's right to a court hearing) is a right that goes back to the Magna Carta, and governments can't infringe upon that."
Monday, August 25, 2008
Britney Spears will not be appearing on MTV's Video Music Awards. What chubby, unprepared lunatic can we make fun of now?
This will however make it much easier for the host to torture her in his monologue..........
"Britney Spears will not be performing at the VMAs this year. I'm telling you officially and unequivocally," Ryan Seacrest quoted her manager, Larry Rudolph, as saying on his KIIS-FM radio show Monday morning.
Rudolph told Seacrest that Spears "is in the middle of recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and was never supposed to perform at that show." The possibility of Spears performing had been rumored for weeks. (Her hair stylist Kim Vo even told E! News that he was creating three VMA looks for the singer, hinting that one of the 'dos was for her performance.)
Links! Hayden Panettiere says her family is happy! Ed Westwick says he's straight! Kylie Minogue limited edition tour book photos!
Metallica performing "Enter Sandman" with orchestra.
Hayden Panettiere Says Her Family is So Very Happy. Bitten & Bound
Ed Westwick says he’s straight and isn’t with Gossip Girl co-star Chace Crawford. celebitchy
Kylie Minogue’s Limited Edition X Tour Book Photos. Celebrity Smack
Audrina Patridge Has Gold in Her Bikini! NewsToob
SPRAY-ON CONDOMS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED! Unibrow
For some strange reason, John McCain is upset that Madonna puts him in the same category as Adolf Hitler.
McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds angrily condemned the segment of Madonna's concert in Cardiff on Saturday that appeared to draw a comparison between McCain, Hitler and Zimbabwean strongman Robert Mugabe.
"The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time," Bounds said in a statement reported by Fox News.
"It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits."
Madonna's apparent swipe at McCain came during a performance of the song "Get Stupid", when the Republican contender's image was flashed up alongside images of destruction and global warming as well as Hitler and Mugabe.
Towards the end of the song, pictures of Beatles star John Lennon, former US vice-president Al Gore, Indian Mahatma Gandhi and McCain's Democrat rival Barack Obama appeared.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
This trailer is soooooo bad & cheesy. And yet, there is a sense of genius to it all.........
Links! Diddy's encounter with a loaded gun! Joe Biden's wife is a cutie! Eva Longoria vs. Eva Mendes. Who has the hottest cover? Jessica Simpson pics!
Bad Company performing "Rock N' Roll Fantasy" live in 1979.
Diddy’s Close Encounter With a Loaded Gun. Bitten & Bound
Joe Biden's wife is a cutie. Bump Shack
Jennifer Aniston wears rolled up jeans. Candy Kirby
Madonna's opening night. CelebWarship
Sarah Silverman got stoned to cope with Jimmy Kimmel breakup. Celebitchy
Eva Longoria cover vs. Eva Menders cover. Who is hotter? ChismeTime
Paris Hilton shows off her new hair extension line. Evil Beet
Jessica Simpson in a bikini. I Don't Like You In That Way
Nicole Scherzinger Performs Her Magic. NewsToob
Jon Stewart gets stuck in traffic in New York. Splash
Car passenger gets a stone up his rear. Unibrow
Buy one for your girlfriend, wife, sister or mother......if you hate them & want to embarrass the crap out of them.......
Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama inspired celebrity handbag designer Timmy Woods to create a handbag based on the signs used by his campaign at rallies and speeches.
The first Obama Handbag will be given to the senator's wife, Michelle.
"I hope she will get it in time to wear to the convention [next week]," Woods – whose work was featured on Sex and the City – said in a statement.
The bag is made from Acacia Wood and a portion of the its sales will go to charity.