Links that sanctify themselves!

Simple Minds perform "Sanctify Yourself" live in 1985.

Jennifer Lopez has some hefty gams. Bitten & Bound

Matthew McConaughey checks his speed limit. Jezebel

People is going to make money after shelling out $$$$ for pics of Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie's twins? L.A. Rag Mag

Jay-Z performs at Thisday. lovebscott

Holly from "Sunset Tan" is all shook up! Popbytes

Video: Boston Celtics star Paul Pierce is pulled over by police at 3am. TMZ

Ben Stiller directs sexy Maria Menounos for "Tropic Thunder"!

Video: Hulk Hogan visits Brooke Hogan at Spring Break! "Brooke Knows Best"

Links that do it all on a Sunday! Penelope Cruz won't talk about sexy tattoo! Adrien Grenier and Shia Labeouf catfight!

Spock's Beard video for "All on a Sunday".

Pineapple Express premiere pictures. Celebrity Smack

Mini Me sues his ex-girlfriend. Notorious News

Penelope Cruz refuses to talk about her sexy tattoo! Sexy Sandy Says

Kim Kardashian eats an ice cream cone. Men faint. The Bastardly

Adrian Grenier and Shia LaBeouf catfight? The Blemish

Lindsay Lohan to marry Samantha Ronson? Am I invited to the wedding??

News of the World:
LOOKS like romance for movie babe LINDSAY LOHAN really does Mean Girls—she’s about to “tie-the-knot” with her lover.
I can reveal that Lindsay will come out and declare her eternal love for sweetheart SAM RONSON at a private ceremony in LA later this year.
I'm told the smitten pair will exchange vows to stay together for LIFE.

Video: Rod Stewart takes picture with fans!

Christina Applegate is battling breast cancer.

E!:
Here's to a speedy recovery.
Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer, according to a statement released Saturday by the actress' rep.
"Benefitting from early detection through a doctor-ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening," publicist Ame Van Iden said. "Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery.
"No further statement will be issued at this time."
Applegate's rep also tells E! News that the 36-year-old Emmy nominee will maintain her regular shooting schedule on Samantha Who? while undergoing treatment.