Geno's World: 2008-08-03

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Gioia Bruno of Exposé is putting the finishing touches on a brand new dance-pop/hip-hop single titled "Change the World," written and produced to support the Barack Obama campaign. Gioia is singing, writing and producing with Andy Fraser of the British rock group FREE and a superstar team of producers, which includes Baldhed, Music Maniacs and two-time Grammy Award winner John D. Thomas from Lauryn Hill's camp. "Change the World" will be released later this month. The song is created to raise support and excitement for Barack Obama, the Democratic Presidential Candidate.

Video: Tila Tequila and girlfriend Courtenay Semel invite female reporter to join lesbian threesome!

Bernie Mac death t-shirts and other memorabilia explode on eBay. Is this a nice tribute or just disgusting marketing for a buck?

Bernie Mac's body isn't even cold yet and there are Bernie Mac tribute t-shirts with his death date for sale? Ugh..... eBay is filled with this stuff and sellers putting Charlies Angels DVDs and anything Bernie was involved in for sale with lines like "Remember Bernie Mac!". Ugh...... It just doesn't feel right just yet..............

Links! New Eva Longoria interview! Mandy Moore is not dead! Jennifer Aniston got Angelina Jolie's lips! Lindsay Lohan forgets her bra!

Robert Palmer performing "Bad Case of Loving You" (Doctor Doctor) live in 1986.

Jessica Simpson's farm girl fashions. Bitten & Bound

Britney Spears films a MTV promo. CelebWarship

Latina magazine interviews Eva Longoria. Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Aniston got Angelina Jolie lips. I Don't Like You In That Way

Miranda Kerr looks amazing. NewsToob

Mandy Moore is not dead. Notorious News

Katie Holmes does not wear jeans for once. Splash

Brooke Hogan goes to the beach by herself. The Bastardly

Lindsay Lohan forgot to put on a bra. What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Video: Sexy Eva Mendes talks about what turns her on!

Bernie Mac passes away at 50 years old.

So young, so sad. Rest in peace my man............
E!:
Actor-comedian and Peabody Award winner Bernie Mac has passed away.
"Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement.
"No other details are available at this time. We ask that his family's privacy continues to be respected."
Mac was 50 years old.

Man spends $70,000 on building his own Dark Knight Tumbler! Remember when Batman had a simple Batmobile?

Spike:
Bob Dullam should now be considered for the Coolest Person Ever Born award. In the event this award does not yet exist, I will seek out the proper authorities to make it official, and to make sure Bob’s is the first name on the list. Because, you see, Bob went out and did what is arguably the coolest thing ever done: Bob built his own replica of the Batmobile from Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. That’s right: Bob built himself his own Tumbler.
Bob was in the unfortunate position of not having any blue prints for the vehicle – or, for that matter, any technical information whatsoever. So Bob did what any of us would do if we were geniuses and eligible for the Coolest Person Ever award: he used photographs and built every external piece of the Tumbler from scratch. He estimates his efforts cost him between $50 to $70,000. It is my argument that a price cannot be put on the awesomeness of this endeavor.

Video: Jack Black takes his kids to the park!

Matthew MConaughey to plant his son's placenta in an orchard!

Yahoo:
Matthew McConaughey says the birth of his son will help bring a little joy to others in the world someday. The actor kept the placenta from the July birth of his son and plans to plant it in an orchard, he tells CNN's "House Call with Dr. Sanjay Gupta" in interview scheduled to air in two parts Aug. 9 and Aug 16.
McConaughey says he hopes it will fertilize the land, a ritual long followed in several cultures.
"It's going to be in the orchards and it's going to bear some wonderful fruit," he says, according to an interview transcript. "When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river ... and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength.

Video: Pam Anderson gets offer by Hugh Hefner to live in the Playboy Mansion!

Friday, August 08, 2008

Links that take it easy! Eva Longoria pregnant? Blake Lively shows her panties! Mary Tyler Moore Show Reunion!

Andy Taylor's video for "Take it Easy".

Mary Tyler Moore show reunion. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Gavin Rossdale performs live. Splash

Brazil Beres hottie swimmers make the Olympics interesting. The Bastardly

Blake Lively shows us her underwear. The Blemish

New Eva Longoria pregnancy rumors. What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Video: Leave Brett Favre Alone! Great parody of Britney Spears Chris Crocker clip!

Leave Brett Favre Alone! | Viral | SPIKE.com

Video: Kiefer Sutherland tells David Letterman he dropped the soap in jail!!

Did Kelsey Grammer steal "Swing Vote" movie idea from a former President Bush aide?

I bet Blakeman isn't too pleased that the movie tanked. What 25% of 0?...............
Star Pulse:

A former presidential aide claims in a lawsuit filed Thursday that plot and marketing elements of the Kevin Costner and Kelsey Grammer movie "Swing Vote" were stolen from him.

Political commentator Bradley Blakeman, a former deputy assistant to President Bush for appointments and scheduling, said in the lawsuit that he gave a copyrighted screenplay entitled "Go November" to Grammer in 2006.

The lawsuit, filed in federal court on Long Island, claims Grammer agreed to develop the project and star as an incumbent Republican president but ended up portraying a similar role in "Swing Vote," which was released Aug. 1.

A spokesman for Grammer and his production company, both named in the lawsuit, dismissed the claims as frivolous.

"I am not sure why Kelsey was even named in this suit," spokesman Stan Rosenfield wrote in an e-mail. "He was an actor who signed on to the project AFTER the script was written."

Blakeman's lawsuit, however, claims the former "Cheers" and "Frasier" actor told him to consult a producer who later told him repeatedly that they were interviewing potential screenwriters and planned to go ahead with the project.

Links that hope life doesn't kill them too quickly! Blake Lively and Audrina Patridge look great! Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner buy $16 million home!

The Flower Kings perform "Life Will Kill You" live.

Joey Lawrence looks like David Beckham. Celebrity Smack

Nick Jonas is proud to be a public face of Diabetes. Gabby Babble

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner buy a $16 million house. Hollyscoop

Jewel eloped. Hollywood Crap

Blake Lively looking hot at TRL. NewsToob

Audrina Patridge looks great in green. Splash

Video: Stan Lee talks about meeting Hugh Jackman/Wolverine!

James Franco gets interrupted during interview to be hit on by two attractive women!

I wonder if these experiences outweigh all the times he's got 27 300 lb guys trying to take his picture.................

New York Daily News:

James Franco would like you to know that the T-shirt he wears in his stoner-turned-action flick, "Pineapple Express," is not a stolen concept, as alleged.

Hanging for the film's after-party at Tenjune Tuesday night, Franco told us: "I did keep a copy of the outfit. The T-shirt I wore was designed by the director, David Gordon Green, and it's a shark with a kitten in its mouth, but they're both smiling."

But there's some controversy, because a small Brooklyn T-shirt designer, called WOWCH, says it had the idea first, in 2005, and didn't get any credit for the design in the movie.

"What? That's ridiculous," Franco exclaimed. "We completely created that shirt and that shark. David wanted me to wear a purple Monterey Bay T-shirt with a whale on it. I said I wasn't into the whale shirt, so he came up with his own design, which was the shark."

T-shirt debates aside, the best moment of the night came when two attractive women interrupted the interview to hit on Franco over the loud music:

Girl: You look familiar.

Franco: I dunno. Have we met?

Girl: I saw you on screen an hour ago.

Franco: On the street?

Girl: No! On the movie screen! You were in the movie we just saw!

Girl 2: I loved it. I'm [Name redacted].

Girl: I'm [Name redacted]. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Franco: Hi. I'm James.

Girl 2: Where are you from?

Franco: Well I'm moving here to New York City very soon ...

Publicist (interrupting): You know girls, this is the Daily News right here ...

Daily News: Give me two seconds, and then you can tell him everything that you ever wanted to.

Girl (grinning widely): Like all my favorite sexual positions?

Franco (turns to the Daily News and smirks): I'll borrow your tape recorder for that!

Video: Rachel Ray denies she has a feud with Oprah Winfrey in exclusive interview!

Links that aren't bound by chains! Screw Denise Richards, Daddy Irv Richards need his own show! Angelina Jolie has her kids' lives all planned out!

Marillion's video for "These Chains".

Cupcakes in ice cream cones. CityRag

Irv Richards, Denise Richards father needs his own TV show. d listed

Angelina Jolie micromanages her kids’ lives. Deceiver

Danica McKellar (Winnie from The Wonder Years) is awesome. Evil Beet

Denim shorts are all the rage with Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and all the Hollywood ladies. Splash

Appaloosa movie trailer starring Ed Harris, Viggo Mortensen and Renée Zellweger!

Appaloosa - Theatrical Trailer

Jay-Z wants Beyonce barefoot and pregnant! Beyonce is not so keen on the idea.

Entertainmentwise:
Beyonce and Jay-Z have reportedly hit a rocky patch in their four-month marriage – because the Bootylicious star wants to put her career before starting a family.The couple tied the knot in a hush-hush ceremony on April 4, amid rumours that Beyonce was already expecting."Jay Z is ready to have children. He [and Beyonce] dated for years, now they're married...and for him - it's time for children," a source close Jay-Z rapper told MediaTakeOut.But it seems that motherhood isn't part of the singer's immediate plans."Beyonce is very career focused. She has another album due this year and a couple of major film projects in the works," the source continues. "Her career is moving at 90 miles per hour and she's not trying to have it slowed down by a baby."[Jay Z and Beyonce] are best friends so it's not like they're fighting over it...but they both feel very strongly about [their positions] - if one of them doesn't relent, I think it could be a big problem."

L'Oreal denies trying the make Beyonce white!

Links that shoot high and aim low! Tori Spelling beats hell out of Denise Richards in the ratings war! CandyTV: Anderson Cooper vs. Lohans!

Yes performing "Shoot High Aim Low" live.

Dixie Chick Emily Robison divorce finalized. Bitten & Bound

Candy TV: Candy gives her take on Anderson Cooper vs. the Lohans. CandyTV

Tori Spelling's reality show did great in the ratings. I'm not kidding. CelebWarship

Denise Richards' reality show wasn't so lucky in the ratings. She got cancelled. Celebitchy

N.E.R.D. remix with Kanye West. Celebrity Smack

Tara Reid rejected again and again for "Dancing with the Stars" because she's not family friendly!

Fox:

While the line-up for this year’s "Dancing With the Stars" is yet to be officially released, Pop Tarts has been told that one person who won’t be appearing on the hit show is Tara Reid.
According to our inside source, the perennial party girl has applied for the show multiple times but was rejected each time on the basis that she isn’t "family friendly" enough. Ouch.

Reid’s rep confirmed she will not be appearing and denied that she had ever applied.

Video: Verne Troyer Mini Me $ex tape goes missing!

Video: Mark Wahlberg keeps his cool after getting "Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch" questions!

I give Mark a ton of respect after watching this. It would have been easy for him to fly off the handle and attack these guys......

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Solange Knowles is the new Armani Jeans Ambassador. New CD releases on August 26!

Giorgio Armani is proud to announce singer and songwriter Solange Knowles as the new Armani Jeans ambassador. Her sophomore album, titled SoL-AngeL and the Hadley Street Dreams, will debut on August 26th, 2008, on Music World/Geffen and will be followed by a worldwide tour beginning in late autumn.
Giorgio Armani says, “Armani Jeans expresses my vision of a young, independent, casual lifestyle with a strong and cool, fashion sensibility. Solange epitomises this style perfectly and brings to it that swing so evident in her new single, ‘I Decided’.”
Dressed in Armani, Solange will begin her European press tour with a stop in London at the end of this month followed by Cannes in early August.

Pre-order SoL-AngeL and the Hadley Street Dreams on itunes

Video: Brett Favre introduced as a New York Jet! Jets Jets Jets?

Megan Fox plays Mother Teresa in hot new NC-17 film!

A brilliant marketing stategy by the makers of Megan's new film "How To Lose Friends and Alienate People". I was going to see the movie anyway. I mean Megan Fox? C'mon............
Official Teresa The Making of a Saint website

Video: Blake Lively and the girls at the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere!

Links that never admit to dirty deeds! Miley Cyrus talks about her love 4 Nick Jonas! Lily Allen flashes her breast AGAIN! Rob Schneider loves Israel!

AC/DC performs "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" live.

Miley Cyrus opens up about her old love, Nick Jonas. Celebrity Smack

The Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas and fiance Jesse Csincsak wash her car. Celebslam

Kristen Bell loves Mango. NewsToob

Lily Allen flashes her breast for the SECOND TIME in one day. Splash

Rob Schneider and a bikini babe in Israel. The Bastardly

Mel Gibson and Danny Glover ready for "Lethal Weapon 5"?

Danny Glover is getting too old for this s**t!!

Coming Soon:

Hollywood tracking board TrackingB.com reports that Shane Black, who wrote the first Lethal Weapon movie, has written a spec script for Lethal Weapon 5 without telling anyone. The site adds that he contacted franchise producer Joel Silver and said that he wanted to continue the story.This time, homicidal Riggs (Mel Gibson) is about to retire, but pulls Murtaugh (Danny Glover) out of retirement to solve one final case, before they both officially head off into the sunset.TrackingB.com says that Gibson and Glover are down to return, but no deals have been signed.The first film was released in 1987, the second in 1989, the third in 1992 and the fourth in 1998.

Lunatic threatens to kill Barack Obama! He is arrested with guns, body armor and a machette!

MSNBC:

A man is being held in Florida by federal authorities on charges of threatening to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
Raymond Hunter Geisel was ordered held without bail Thursday at a brief court hearing.
The Secret Service says Geisel made the threat during a training class for bail bondsmen in Miami in late July. Another tipster said Geisel also threatened President Bush.A search of Geisel's SUV and hotel room uncovered a loaded handgun, knives, dozens of rounds of ammunition, body armor and a machete. The SUV was wired with emergency lights.
Geisel told the Secret Service he was originally from Bangor, Maine. He contended he made no threat against either Obama or the president.

Video: Morgan Freeman is released from the hospital!

Links that still feel the flame! Woody Allen stares at Scarlett Johansson's breasts! Duffy loves America! Hayden Panettiere buys $2.6 million home!

Cheap Trick's video for "The Flame".

Woody Allen stares at Scarlett Johansson's breasts. Ayyyy!

Pink uses a chainsaw for her new video. Bitten & Bound

Rumer Willis' breasts cry for help. Candy Kirby

Duffy loves America's money. CelebWarship

Hayden Panettiere buys home for $2.6 million. Celebitchy

Brad Pitt takes his son Maddox Go-karting for his 7th Birthday!

People:
One is 7, and the other's 44, but together they share ... a need for speed. And that explains why, for his seventh birthday on Tuesday, Maddox Jolie-Pitt and his father, Brad Pitt, spent a guys' day out behind the wheel, pursuing one another around a go-kart track in the South of France. The two have demonstrated their love of wheels before – competing with radio-command cars, racing various bikes and visiting Formula One races. Only, this time, it was their feet on the cart pedals. "It was just Maddox and Brad," says a source. "Just father-son time." And even though Brad stripped down to don his racing leathers, according to the source, it was Maddox who crossed finish line first.

Video: "Superbad" star Jonah Hill says he doesn't know if he would vote for John McCain or Paris Hilton!

Shana Hiatt and Judy Yendell booze it up and party at Ladies Night Out!

Links that avoid the Red Rain! Lily Allen shows us her breast! Jennifer Aniston looks great in a tight dress...but her hair looks like a rat's nest!

Peter Gabriel performs "Red Rain" live.

Rachel Bilson looked very cute last night. Splash

Adrianne Curry rocks the bikini. The Rad Report

Lily Allen shows us her breast. What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Pet Sweat for sale. Wow Report

Jennifer Aniston in a tight dress ruined by her rat's nest hair. Yeeeah!

Video: Kim Kardashian signs autographs and takes pictures with fans after dinner!

Video: Pimps get arrested on tonight's premiere of "Real Vice Cops Uncut"!

Real Vice Cops Uncut - Season 1 - This Pimp Is Going Down

Sci Fi Channel will air a new Battlestar Galactica 2 hour movie after 10 new extra long episodes next year!

Great news! But I have to wait another 6 months? Aargh........
E!:
Get ready for a Battlestar Galactica of frakkin' supersized proportions.
Fresh off the announcement that the upcoming 10-episode swan-song season of Battlestar Galactica will include even longer episodes than usual, the Sci Fi Channel has announced that the cult fave will live on a tiny bit longer in the form of a two-hour movie set to air on the cable channel after the series concludes.
The stand-alone special, set in the time period immediately before the Cylons' catastrophic attack on Caprica, will be directed by Edward James Olmos and star series regulars Michael Trucco, Aaron Douglas and Dean Stockwell.
Other familiar faces are expected to come aboard soon. The untitled TV movie is slated to begin production in Vancouver at the end of the summer.
The final season of BSG, meanwhile, will begin airing on the Sci Fi Channel early next year.

Links that are Princes of the universe! Gilbert Gottfried roasts Bob Saget! Kim Kardashian's bikini bod vs. Christina Aguilera's no bikini bod!

Queen's video for "Princes of the Universe".

Victoria Osteen airline lawsuit. Right Celebrity

Gilbert Gottfried at the Bob Saget Roast. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Woman found dead at Lil' Kim party. Splash

Kim Kardashian shows off her bikini bod. The Bastardly

2004 Christina Aguilera nude pic. The Blemish

Dave Navarro vows to keep tattoo tribute of ex-wife Carmen Electra!

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I vow to never have my Carmen Electra tatoo removed either.....or my Captain Crunch tattoo..........

Contact Music: Rocker DAVE NAVARRO has vowed to keep his tattoo tribute to CARMEN ELECTRA - because he still has "a bond" with his ex-wife.The former Jane's Addiction star has Electra's initials and their 22 November, 2003 wedding date tattooed across his chest and has no plans to remove it or replace it.Navarro, who split from the model/actress in 2006, tells In Touch magazine, "I won't be covering these up or changing them."

Video: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson dodge marriage questions while shopping!

Video: Jamie Lynn Spears takes her baby for a walk!

Links that won't get fooled again! Jamie Lynn Spears is not fat after giving birth! Metallica vs. Bryan Adams!

Pete Townsend performs "Won't Get Fooled Again".

Usher crawls back to his Mother. Lovebscott

Kim Kardashian candids. NewsToob

Jamie Lynn Spears is not fat after giving birth. Pacific Coast News

Metallica vs. Bryan Adams mashup. Popbytes

Keanu Reeves hangs with Hollywood Starlets. Splash

The latest lawsuit against Bob Barker is dropped!

No more backstage Plinko games for Bob.............
Star Pulse:
A judge has dismissed a wrongful termination lawsuit against game show host Bob Barker from a former Price Is Right employee.
Deborah Curling, a former production assistant, launched legal action against Barker and production company FremantleMedia North America in October, claiming she faced a hostile working atmosphere after testifying against Barker in another wrongful termination lawsuit.
However, Judge Malcolm H. Mackey, who was overseeing the case at Los Angeles Superior Court, dismissed claims against Barker on Wednesday- insisting the star could not be sued for wrongful termination because he was not Curling's employer. Judge Mackey also dismissed several other claims against the production company.
Barker, 84, retired in 2007 after hosting the TV game show for 35 years.

Video: Victoria Secret Models "Girls Gone Wild"

Victoria Secret Girls Go Wild

Video: Chace Crawford doesn't mind getting chased by women on the street!

Links that live in a land of confusion! Victoria Beckham can't have any more c sections! Who is scarier, Kate Hudson or Tobey Maguire?

Genesis performing "Land of Confusion" live in 2007.

Victoria Beckham has been warned not to have another c section. I Don't Like You In That Way

Pink drives a lawnmower on the streets. In Case You Didn't Know

Apollo Ohno guests on Project Runway. Jezebel

Kate Hudson looks scary on W cover. Just Jared

Tobey Maguire looks even SCARIER! L.A. Rag Mag

Joss Stone headbutts her brother at her nephew's baptism!

Crazy women really turn me on..........
Exposay:
Joss Stone headbutted her half-brother after an argument at a family christening. The "Fell in Love With A Girl" singer angered relatives after arriving 30 minutes late to the baptism of her godson Louis - half-brother Daniel Skillin's son.
A guest revealed: "She was absolutely furious when Daniel confronted her and they had a full-blown argument. They were screaming at each other and, the next thing, she headbutted him."
"Other family members ran over to break it off and she stormed off. It turned from a nice family affair into a brawl between Joss and her brother. No one could believe it."

Video: "Pineapple Express" movie premiere! Seth Rogan talks about wanting to do James Franco!

Video: Donnie Wahlberg is hot for Nancy O'Dell in New Kids on the Block interview!

Links that are easy money! Mena Suvari looks perfect! Bono gushes about the Edge! Lily Allen is sad.

King Crimson performing "Easy Money" live in 1973.

Mena Suvari looking perfect. Evil Beet

Bono gushes about the Edge. Gabby Babble

Benicio Del Toro and Catherine Keener are doing it. Hollyscoop

Billy Ray Cyrus doesn't like Miley Cyrus' romance with Jesse McCartney. Hollywood Crap

Lily Allen looks sad. Splash

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get matching tattoos to show their love!

Uh oh. Tattoos for a lover never seem to work out. This could be bad...........
Entertainmentwise:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have reportedly solidified their relationship by getting matching black heart tattoos on their left hands.The gal pals, who are rumoured to be dating, visited a West Hollywood tattoo parlour in June, and are believed to have had gone under the needle then, reports E!Mean Girls star Lindsay originally had a loveheart tattoo done in white ink between her thumb and index finger in 2006, but recently outlined it in black. Her DJ ladyfriend matched the design on her left hand – Who needs commitment rings when you can have permanent scars?In addition to the love hearts, LiLo also opted for a red star on her right hand, presumable to match the scattering of red stars Sam has on her right arm.Let’s hope they won’t regret their decision

Video: Lauren Conrad blames "The Hills" neighbors complaining on the paparazzi!

Video: Chelsea Lately mocks Tori Spelling and her awful singing!

Links that know there is a spy in the house of love! Angelina Jolie breastfeeds! John Edwards pictured with love child?

Animal Logic's video for "A Spy in the House of Love".

Angelina Jolie is breastfeeding her twins. Celebitchy

Beware gangs of puppies! CityRag

Michael Lohan puffs up his chest at Anderson Cooper. dlisted

John Edwards pictured with his love child? Deceiver

Katie Holmes takes Suri to see "The Little Mermaid". Splash

Tila Tequila says no to MTV's offer of "A Shot at Love 3"! She's found lesbian love with a bazillionaire's daughter!

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Gosh, do you think MTV will be able to find another bisexual hottie with fake breasts to do the show?
Star Pulse:
Singer/model Tila Tequila has refused to return for a third "Shot At Love" on MTV because she's found a mate. The bisexual 26-year-old enjoyed romantic encounters with men and women in a bid to find a partner on two seasons of the hit reality show, but she won't be back for a third series.
Tequila tells In Touch magazine she's found real love with new girlfriend Courtenay Semel, and doesn't want to jeopardize her new relationship by cavorting with wannabe lovers on TV.
She says, "MTV asked me to do another season, but I don't want to do that right now. I'm going to do something else with my life. It's time to move on."
Tequila was "humiliated" at the end of her show's second season when Playboy model contestant Kristy Morgan dumped her during a highly-charged finale, but now she insists she's found true romance with Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel's daughter, a former party pal of Lindsay Lohan's.

Anne Hathaway in "Rachel Getting Married" movie trailer!

Rachel Getting Married - Theatrical Trailer

Video: Tim McGraw gives up alcohol!

Links that don't stand so close! Shia Labeouf keeps his finger! Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian moves! Nicole Kidman takes her baby out!

The Police's video for "Don't Stand So Close To Me '86"

Shia LaBeouf is keeping his finger. Bitten & Bound

Lindsay Lohan shows us her lesbian moves. Candy Kirby

At home with Courtney Love. CelebWarship

Stars in 1988. Who is who? Celebrity Smack

Nicole Kidman takes her baby out and about. Splash

Lisa Kudrow gets sued by her ex-manager.

Yahoo:
Lisa Kudrow may not be friends with her former manager, but she still has to pay him commissions, he claims in a lawsuit.
Scott Howard claims that the Emmy-winning actress failed to pay him commissions since she fired him in 2007. He is seeking damages of at least $50,000.
Howard became Kudrow's manager in 1991, before she hit TV gold with "Friends." During her 10th year on the sitcom, Howard and Kudrow agreed to halve his commission rate to 5 percent. Throughout her time on "Friends" and after, Kudrow paid all due commissions.
But since his firing, Kudrow allegedly has refused to pay Howard commissions for "Friends" or other work she did while he was her manager. Kudrow declined comment.

Rachel Bilson causes chaos at Crown bar! Swarms of Paparazzi get sworn at for harassing her!

Video: Heath Ledger investigation CLOSED! Mary Kate Olsen may stay out of jail after all.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Links that run from the dogs of war! Shia Labeouf may lose a finger! Audrina Patridge at Emma Watson swim in pools with....less than desirable men!

Pink Floyd perform "Dogs of War" live

There's tons of oil in Stanley, South Dakota. Bitten & Bound

Katie Price's baby is an a$$hole. CelebWarship

Shia LaBeouf may lose a finger Celebrity Smack

Audrina Patridge at a pool party. The Bastardly

Emma Watson swims with her boyfriend in a pool. What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Red Band "Pineapple Express" trailer! NSFW

Pineapple Express Red Band Trailer

Video: Wesley Snipes owes more money than a roomful of gambling addicts.

Video: "I Want to Work for Diddy" bonus footage! Former assistants speak out!

Heidi Klum vs. Kristen Bell. Who wore it better?

E!:
Heidi Klum and Kristen Bell are clearly both fans of eyebrow-grazing fringe, shoulder-length blond bobs and strapless purple party dresses.
The Project Runway host and the Heroes star both sported similar looks at different events. Heidi hit Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party in this ensemble, while Kristen opted for virtually the same look at the ESPY Awards.
Both girls looked great in their grape getups, but let's talk money. One starlet dropped lots more dollars on their outfit than the other. Think you know who splurged and who saved?
Test your fashion savvy right here!

Video: Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze relationship rumors!

Video: Girls play "Rock Band" in their bikinis!

Why You Should Buy Your Girlfriend Rock Band | Girls | SPIKE.com

Video: David Carradine and Daryl Hannah star in "Kung Fu Killer"! Kill Bill reunion!

Kung Fu Killer Teaser Movies & TV SPIKE.com

Reuniting for the first time since they appeared together in Kill Bill, David Carradine and Darryl Hannah are starring in Spike TV’s two-part original miniseries, Kung Fu Killer. The miniseries premieres Sunday, August 17 and Monday, August 18 (10:00 PM – Midnight ET/PT) on Spike in HD. Set in late 1920s in China , before Communist rule, Kung Fu Killer tells the story of White Crane (Carradine), an orphaned son of Western missionaries who was raised as a Wudang monk to become a spiritual leader and master in martial arts, and his ultimate journey for revenge and justice. Beginning in the Shanghai underworld, Crane encounters Jane Marshall (Hannah) a lounge singer from Brooklyn , who is on a mission of her own to find her lost brother.
As always, Spike TV delivers the action but the story also shifts gears to a more personal drama.

Links that are classified as 5150! Heidi Klum sunbathes without her top! Heather Graham is single! Corey Feldman blogs! Me too!

Van Halen performing "5150" live. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Britney Spears looks good!!?? Bitten & Bound

Idiots are funny. Candy Kirby

Heather Graham is single. Gabby Babble

Corey Feldman blogs about the Two Coreys. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Heidi Klum topless pictures. Really? Ya. Really. Splash

Video: Mick Jones takes his fake Foreigner to the Today show.

They sound good, but I still have a problem having the band called Foreigner without Lou Gramm............

Lauren Conrad to play herself on ABC Family's "Greek". Emmy Buzz starts now!

Now word on how many months it took Lauren to prepare for the role. It must have been tough...........
EW:
It was as inevitable as another Speidi photo op: The acting bug has bitten Lauren Conrad.Enduring no hazing whatsoever, the leading lady of MTV's The Hills (and this week's EW cover girl) has signed on to appear in an episode of ABC Family's addictive college soap, Greek. However, the gig won't require her to go all Meryl Streep on us: She'll be doing what she does best, playing herself in the show's second season finale on Oct. 28.

Video: Shana Hiatt taunts sharks with her meat!

Links that ask what does it take? Miss New York says her breasts are real! Lindsay Lohan meets Samantha Ronson's parents! The ultimate Keeley Hazell!

Honeymoon Suite's video for "What Does it Take?"

Morgan Freeman is getting a divorce. Celebitchy

Miss New York claims that her breasts are real. CityRag

The ultimate Keeley Hazell shrine! Fire Cubed

Lindsay Lohan meets Samantha Ronson's parents. L.A. Rag Mag

Jennifer Lopez gets snazzy for dinner with Marc Anthony. NewsToob

Josh Duhamel has the valets wave at the Paparazzi with him!

Hollywood residents say that Lauren Conrad and "The Hills" have ruined their lives!

The horror!!!! The pain!!!! The insanity!!!!
LA Times:
Hollywood is learning that reality bites.Residents of a quiet neighborhood between Sunset and Hollywood boulevards are in an uproar over the ongoing filming of a popular television reality show that they say has turned their lives upside down.
"The Hills" producers and city officials allege that the neighborhood unrest is overblown -- and has been fanned in part by a resident of the street who produces a competing TV reality show.The real-life drama has at times eclipsed the plot line of the highly rated "The Hills," which features young women who are struggling with their careers -- and their love lives -- amid the glitz of Hollywood. One incident involved an alleged knife fight between paparazzi on a homeowner's lawn. Another ended when police were called to break up a confrontation between residents and city officials..............Fans sometimes show up at night, however. "Last Saturday night between 12:30 and 2:30 I was awakened three times by girls stopping in front of the house yelling, 'Lauren, we love you!' " Brumer said.

Video: Lawrence Fishburne, John Malkovich or Kurt Russell to take over for Willaim Petersen on CSI!

Links that stay out of the white room! Arlie Lange is in rehab! Will Shia LaBeouf join him? Britney Spears is ecstatic! Kevin Smith wins rating war!

Eric Clapton and Phil Collins performing "White Room" live.

Is Shia LaBeouf headed for rehab? CelebWarship

Artie Lange checks into rehab. Celebrity Smack

Kim Kardashian vs. Carmen Electra. Who is the sluttiest? The Bastardly

Britney Spears is ecstatic as she signs autographs. Splash

Kevin Smith gets his film an R rating as opposed to NC-17. What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Selma Blair wants to go to Amsterdam to take acid!

Earth to Selma! You're hot. What the hell is wrong with these good looking women with low self esteem?.......
Star Pulse:
Actress Selma Blair has confessed she wants to travel to Amsterdam and take acid - to feel better about herself.
The Hellboy star admits she is always criticizing her looks, and the only thing she likes about her body is her hands. And when filmmaker Guillermo Del Toro suggested that taking drugs would boost her confidence, she agreed.
Blair says, "You know what Guillermo thinks? That I should go to Amsterdam and take an acid trip and it would fix my head. I think he could be right you know. You know, I've done some things to excess but I hate pot and I've never done acid or ecstasy. But if I was in the right frame of mind, in a pleasant, creative, chilled-out space, with just the right amount delivered by an Amsterdam technician, that would be incredible."

Video: Deborah Gibson takes pictures with her fans and her boyfriend!

Video: Blake Lively's love life is exposed! She claims to be a good girl & have a lame love life!

Links that are digging in the dirt! Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer should start talking about divorce and custody hearings! Wolfmother is dead!

Peter Gabriel performs "Digging in the Dirt" live.

Adrianne Curry goes to her birthday dinner! Celebrity Puke

Let's prepare for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's divorce and custody hearings. Celebrity Smack

Pam Anderson may regret eating the fake chicken sandwich at KFC. Deceiver

Wolfmother breaks up. The Rad Report

Women sells house to have her dead dog cloned. Wow Report

Video: Antonio Sabato Jr. Talks about General Hospital "Night Shift"!

John McCain wants you to see his wife Cindy McCain's breasts!

US:
Republican presidential hopeful John McCain volunteered his wife Cindy to participate in a beauty pageant that includes topless and occasionally bottomless women, according to ESPN.com
"I was looking at the Sturgis schedule, and noticed that you had a beauty pageant, so I encouraged Cindy to compete," McCain said at a rally in Sturgis, South Dakota.
"I told her [that] with a little luck, she could be the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip," he added.
Check out photos of topless stars.
ESPN.com columnist Jim Caple wrote that one scene at the pageant resulted in a woman "dancing naked on a bar top."
Though it is unclear if McCain knew the specifics of the pageant, the audience burst into cheers.

Video: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon get HOT and SEXY on the beach!

Links that live in a glass prison! Luke Perry arrested on SVU! Sylvester Stallone is gross! Rachel Bilson likes pie! Rihanna and Chris Brown engaged?

Dream Theater performing "Glass Prison" live.

Luke Perry gets arrested on Law & Order SVU. d listed

Sylvester Stallone is gross. I Don't Like You In That Way

Rachel Bilson goes to the house of pies. Just Jared

Are Rihanna and Chris Brown engaged? Sexy Sandy Says

Bianca Gascoigne seems very healthy. Yeeeah!

Video: Metallica's James Hetfield says Rob Trujillo has contributed more on 1 album than Jason Newsted did in 14 years!

Video: Rumer Willis talks about her new "House Bunny" movie!

Video: Shannen Doherty starts shooting "Beverly Hills 90210" tommorow! Miley Cyrus to be on the cover of Seventeen! Sean Penn's new flick!

Links that aren't over you! Josh Holloway's weird new hair! Katie Holmes takes Suri to the playground! CSI Gary Dourdan hangs out on a nude beach!

Toto's video for "I'll be over you" with Michael McDonald.

Josh Holloway's weird new hairstyle. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Katie Holmes takes Suri to the playground. Splash

Tila Tequila takes her fake boobs out on the town. The Bastardly

Angelina Jolie wants more babies. The Blemish

CSI star Gary Dourdan hangs out on a beach with half nude women. What Would Tyler Durdan Do?

Britney Spears to play a lesbian stripper murderer in a Quentin Tarentino film?

Entertainmentwise:
Britney Spears has reportedly been approached by Quentin Tarentino to star as stripper Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!The filmmaker, who is responsible for gruesome flicks including Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction, thinks the recovering pop wreck will be perfect for the role.The movie will see Spears’ character murder a man she encounters in the desert with her bare hands. She will also be required to participate in same sex love scenes. A source tells the Telegraph: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around."It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character."