Links that can read the script of a jester's tear!

Marillion performing "Script For a Jester's Tear" live back in the day.

Olsen Twins fashion horror. Ayyyy!

Jennifer Lopez's dog may cost her $5 million. Celebitchy

Pink rides her motorcycle. Celebrity Puke

Jim Carrey is better than you. Celebslam

Katherine Heigl gives us a free show. Egotastic

David Beckham is taking over the world. Hollyscoop

Paris Hilton writes her own theme song. In Case You Didn't Know

Kim Kardashian vs. Rihanna! lovebscott

Kristen Bell photo shoot. NewsToob

Robert Buckley....shirtless. Popbytes

"Gossip Girl" gay rumors. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Miley Cyrus has boy problems. Rad Report

Video: Classic George Carlin!

CSI's Gary Dourdan does "Celebrity Rehab"?