Saturday, January 12, 2008

Elijah Wood would love to be in "The Hobbit" movie.

Being 4' tall with hairy feet is so cool...................
Attention Cate Blanchett, Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, and Sean Astin: You’ve gone “There.” Now get ready to go “Back Again” - at least according to Elijah Wood’s conversations with “Hobbit” maestro Peter Jackson.
“I haven’t spoken to him directly about it [but] I’ve e-mailed him, and as far as I know the two films that they’re doing, one will be ‘The Hobbit’ and another will take place between the 60 years that happened between ‘The Hobbit’ and ‘The Lord of the Rings,’” the once and future Frodo enthused to MTV News, possibly confirming rumors that the second planned film would not be a Part II, but instead a narrative bridge...........
“If I’m asked to go back and revisit that character and it makes sense, I would love to. I would absolutely love to,” he said.

Reese Witherspoon talks about her kids barfing on her shoes.

Being a Mom is sooooo rewarding and.....gross.
How does Reese Witherspoon stay grounded? By having children who've barfed on her shoes before award shows. Nevertheless, the Walk the Line Oscar winner – and now-single mother of 8-year-old Ava, and 4-year-old Deacon – says she's glad she's got time at home with them. "Like every working parent, I sometimes feel that there are not enough hours in the day," Witherspoon, 31, tells Marie Claire for its February issue. "But overall, I'm very fortunate that my job has a lot of flexibility. I spend a lot of time with the kids, just around the house. They're still pretty young, so I feel like what I can mostly do is listen to them and be there for them."

Paris Hilton is going to Harvard!

Now there's a reality show idea. Paris Hilton taking classes at Harvard? Gold!!! Of course, she's just visiting for now.............
Harvard University's Harvard Lampoon, the university's noted comedy magazine, will be honoring Paris Hilton, the star of Regent Releasing's upcoming release "The Hottie & The Nottie," with the Harvard Lampoon "Woman of the Year" award.
Founded in 1876, the Harvard Lampoon is the world's oldest continually published humor magazine. The Lampoon has many accomplished alumni including Conan O'Brien, John Updike and William Randolph Hearst and is responsible for the creation of the National Lampoon. Hilton will be on the Harvard campus on February 6, 2008, to accept the award and speak publicly to the university's student body.
Paris Hilton will receive the Harvard Lampoon "Woman of the Year" award accompanied by a large public ceremony in the middle of Harvard Square. The entire Harvard undergraduate community will be invited to attend this ceremony at which Ms. Hilton is expected to give an acceptance speech.

Eva Longoria says she's having great sex!

Thanks for sharing.............
"The sex has always been great," Mrs. Tony Parker tells Entertainment Tonight. The 32-year-old Desperate Housewives star says she's very fortunate she married her younger 25-year-old San Antonio Spurs player husband.
"I'm really lucky. That's why I married a younger man. He's very handsome. I stare at him all the time and just go gaga over him."

Dr. Phil lashes out at Britney Spears' family!

For once, I'm behind Dr. Phil. Love it!
Dr Phil has hit back at Britney Spears' family after they boycotted his planned TV special on the troubled singer.
He had planned to devote the Tuesday edition of his show to Britney after accompanying her release from a Los Angeles clinic at the weekend, where she was being assessed after she 'kidnapped' her children last week.
However, Spears' father Jamie apparently withdrew all support for the show amongst his family after becoming upset Dr Phil had told reporters his meeting with Britney had, "left me convinced more than ever that she's in dire need of medical and psychological intervention."
Now the Doctor has him back, commenting, "There's some spokesperson that's been out there talking to the contrary, and I'm just sitting here saying I know the truth, and so does everyone in the Spears camp."

Friday, January 11, 2008

Sanjaya is getting his own show? Get the writers back! PLEASE!!!!!!!

No. No. No. No. No.
Page 6:
Sonny and Cher. Donny and Marie. Sanjaya and Shyamali? No this isn't a game of: "one of these things is not like the other." has learned that Sanjaya Malakar and his sister Shyamali are in talks to headline their own variety TV series called The Sanjaya and Shyamali Show! The program plans to showcase a special blend of singing, dancing, comedy and, naturally, their lush manes of hair.
Sanjaya, who was spotted outside The Groundlings Theater on Melrose Ave over the weekend, was actually at the comedy mecca to cast improv actors for the show, his manager Suzy Sachs tells "He has a huge following and a background in musical theater," she says, adding that the duo is currently in negotiations with MTV and plans to film a pilot in early spring.

I forgive Jessica Biel for going blonde, wearing no makeup and looking.......bad.

Nobody can be perfect 24 hours a day. Even Jessica Biel. People has a new unflattering photo of her new look. If you want to keep your fantasy image of Ms. Biel alive, don't click....just don't.

The new Journey press photo is revealed. Save it. It may be outdated anytime now........

Arnel Pineda is featured in the new Journey promo shot from their MySpace page. Arnel is the legendary band's third lead singer in the last couple of years. I love the band. Perry, Augeri & Soto were all top-notch frontmen. I just hope the boys can play nice and have a bit of stability. When is the next rumor of Steve Perry returning to the band going to start?...........

Kevin Federline is looking more and more level headed.

The walking, talking joke is now getting some respect. He's putting his kids ahead of his career? Good for him........
Kevin Federine may be a stay-at-home dad, but apparently he's still interested in working for a living.
Not one to sit around eating bonbons all day, Kevin Federline has been cranking out new tunes in his home studio and is planning to give the music biz another try, sources tell E! Online.
But the "PopoZão" purveyor, whose debut album, Playing with Fire, sold barely 20,000 copies, is supposedly an ex-aspiring rapper now.
"Kevin has been actively producing, nurturing new artists and doing it all from his home studio, so he can be there for his kids whenever they need him," said a source close to Federline. "He loves the music business and is committed to making it a career for himself, even if it's not as a singer.
"He knows no one will ever take him seriously as a performer, so he's working behind the scenes as a producer."
That K-Fed is looking more levelheaded every day.

Links that look at Judy staring at the sun.

Catherine Wheel w/Tara Donelly's video for "Judy Staring At The Sun". Catherine Wheel's music was always mind blowing!

Brian Austin Green is alive. Celebrity Smack

Janin Reinhardt speaks German. Celebslam

Barbara Mori is the pride of Uruguay! FireCubed

Hayden Panettiere gets "dolled" up! Hayden's Countdown

Jessica Alba deep thoughts on Katie Holmes. Holy Candy

Tila Tequila visits the spa! NewsToob

Christian Bale to become Johnny Depp's public enemy? Sexy Sandy Says

"Terminator:Sarah Connor" has its premiere. Televisionista

"The Office"'s Rashida Jones and John Krasinki are dating.....again.

They are so cute together, I want to vomit............
Star Pulse:
The Office co-stars John Krasinski and Rashida Jones are dating again - more than two years after the couple enjoyed a brief relationship in 2005.
Krasinski and Jones, who star opposite each other on the TV comedy, celebrated New Year's Eve on the Caribbean island of St. Bart's aboard mogul Ron Perelman's yacht.
A source tells magazine People, "They're definitely boyfriend and girlfriend."

Thousands of men jump off bridges, weep openly and jump in front of traffic. They just learned that Rachel Bilson refuses to go nude in a movie.

I can barely see my screen through my tears.........
Rachel Bilson almost didn't appear in The Last Kiss because she won't do nudity, the actress reveals in Playboy. "Movies can be sexy or sexual without showing things," the former O.C. star, 26, said in the issue out Friday. "It's almost a deal breaker. The movie was rated R, and they like to put in nudity wherever they can, but I'm pretty strong willed and believe it can be avoided."

Warren Malone of "American Idol" performs for Deborah Gibson and Joey Lawrence on "Total Pop Star"

Warren needs a couple of scantily clad dancers..........And Deborah Gibson needs to call me. Seriously Deborah. Remember Geno? Your true love????......
Total Pop Star

Charlize Theron got her latest role by smoking in a back alley.

Charlize is indeed smoking..........
Charlize Theron says smoking is the key to her success.
The Oscar-winning actress claims her bad habit was the main reason she landed a starring role in upcoming movie "In the Valley of Elah".
She said, "I still smoke, occasionally. But it led to a role in my new film, 'In the Valley of Elah'. I kept on running into writer and director Paul Haggis when we were at an awards event. He was there for his film 'Crash' and I was there for 'North Country'. We were the only two losers in an alley, smoking. He said, 'I'm going to write a film for you.' And he did."
In the movie, Theron plays detective Emily Sanders, who must uncover the truth behind the disappearance of a soldier following his return from Iraq.
The film, which also stars Tommy Lee Jones, Jason Patric and Susan Sarandon, is due to hit cinemas later this month.

John Kerry dooms Barak Obama's campaign with his edorsement.

What's that loud laughing that you've been hearing? It's Hillary Clinton and her staff. They can't get over the fact that Obama ASKED for Kerry's endorsement. I like Kerry, but he's got loser and bad luck stink on him. Stay away!!!!!!!!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

"Dog The Bounty Hunter" sidekick gets arraigned for spanking his monkey.

Spicy at Celebrity Smack has the video.....of the courtroom proceedings.....You didn't really wanna see the dirty deed did you? You sick bastard!........

Zac Efron reveals he's never had a washing machine kiss.

There's no way he said this stuff. Is there???? His publicist wrote this for him. Didn't he?............
Hot Momma Gossip:
Okay here’s my teen magazine post of the day. High School Musical stud Zac Efron shared his kissing techniques with J14 Magazine.
Zac starts his advice with, “Be respectful of the other person and don’t just get on in there and grope all over the place. My favorite kisses happen when I’ve taken it nice and slow.”
What makes his stomach turn, “When girls rotate their tongues around your mouth like a washing machine, that’s not a good idea. I’ve never experienced a washing-machine kiss, but I’ve heard about them.”
Zac saves his best tip for last: “Go easy and take your time. Don’t try to swallow the person you’re kissing by opening your mouth so wide!”
Not bad Zac, I am sure teenage girls who like pretty boy’s are swooning all over the world.

Jamie Lynn Spears stiffs waitress making $2.37 an hour.

I love the waitresses' comment!
NY Post:
HERE'S a tip for Jamie Lynn Spears - when you pay your bill at a sit-down restaurant, you're supposed to tip the staff. The pregnant "Zoey 101" star irked waitresses at La Carreta, a Mexican restaurant 40 miles outside her hometown of Kentwood, La., when she failed to leave a tip after she and a friend ate there recently. "Jamie is not well-liked here," says waitress Brittanie Heaney, who makes just $2.37 an hour. Maybe she's saving every extra cent for the baby now that her career's over.

Snoop Dogg wants to collaborate with Bono, Madonna and Mick Jagger.

No word on Barbara Streisand or Neil Sedaka......
I want to work with Madonna, Bono or Mick Jagger," he said. "I'm on some rock sh--, man. Snoop Dogg, man! Rappers don't really move me too much. They can't do what I did. I'm trying to get down with something that's outta the box and bigger than me."

Links that know using montors to stand in for you was sooooo cool in 1982!

ASIA's classic video for "Only Time Will Tell. Catch all four original members on tour this year. Keep an eye out for their all new CD, "Phoenix" ! Original ASIA

Phoebe meets the Prince! Celebrity Puke

Pam Anderson says "No". Celebrity Smack

Ashlee Simpson in a bikini. Celebslam

Susan Ward is easy on the eyes! Fire Cubed

Hayden Panettiere doesn't want people to think she's a "HO"! Hayden's Countdown

Kim Cattrall is called fat. Holy Candy

Mitt Romney's lies are catching up to him! Mitt Romney Is The Devil

Gisele gets cheeky! NewsToob

Avril Lavigne gives her pregnancy rumors the finger! Sexy Sandy Says

"Chuck" will return for one night only. Boooooo! Televisionista

Jessica Biel is ready to be "Easy".

Gosh, I hope Justin can afford the plane fare to visit........
Digital Spy:
Jessica Biel has landed a lead role in British romantic comedy Easy Virtue.The actress will play an American divorcee, who meets and marries a British man on the spur of the moment.The couple then have to return to the UK and confront their parents with the news. Easy Virtue is based on a Noel Coward play, and has been adapted for the big screen once before by Alfred Hitchcock.Ben Barnes will play Biel's British husband, while Colin Firth and Kristin Scott-Thomas will have the role of Barnes' parents.The movie is due to start shooting next week in London.

Katherine McPhee is the third American Idol singer to be dropped from their label in 3 weeks!

Poor kitty kat..........
Star Pulse:
Katharine McPhee has become the third American Idol contestant to be dropped by a record label in the space of three weeks. McPhee has parted ways with RCA following the release of just one album, an eponymous disc that hit number two on the albums chart last year.
But McPhee, who is moving into acting with roles in two upcoming Hollywood movies, is not alone - "American Idol" winners Taylor Hicks and Ruben Studdard have both recently been let go by label J Records

Rihanna hints that she may put Josh Hartnett through hell!!!

Ahhhhhhh young love is cute.......
Rihanna says being with Josh Hartnett "just feels right".
The "Umbrella" singer - who has previously denied dating the actor, saying they are just good friends - knew they were made for each other when they met partying in New York last October.
She said, "It's good to be friends first. I don't find it too hard to talk to guys - I have a million guy friends. It helps if you have things in common, but if someone is right for you, you'll know it. When I hang out with Josh, it feels right. He's lovely."
The 19-year-old star explained she is still cautious about getting too close to Josh, after getting her heartbroken when she was younger.
She said, "I had my heart broken when I was 18. It's never easy to get over that, but you know, you've just got to get on with life."
Rihanna also revealed she likes to test her suitors by playing hard to get.
She added to Top Of The Pops magazine, "Well, I always keep my guard up with guys and I guess that can get in the way sometimes. I can make them go thought hell!"

Avril Lavigne is going to be a Mommy?????

Isthishappening is reporting that Avril is knocked up. True? I dunno. In the meantime, I'll watch her live performance of "hot" and pray for her unborn child... Avril as a Mommy? Hail Mary.........

Jessica Simpson is too busy saving her career to go to Cowboys game.

I can just imagine that Jessica wishes that Tony scores a goal and hits a lot of home runs.........
Jessica Simpson is staying away from her American football star boyfriend Tony Romo’s big game on Saturday – after being branded a jinx on his team's performance.
Romo's Dallas Cowboys take on the New York Giants in a crucial play-off match, which would edge the winner a step closer to the Super Bowl in Arizona on 3 February.
However, Jess will not be cheering her man on from the sidelines this time round.
Her spokesperson Cindy Berger tells the New York Post: "She is not attending. She is working on a new album. She will be watching from home and cheering him (Romo) on."
Romo has under-performed at previous games attended by his girlfriend - prompting his teammates to joke that she should stay away.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Why are people stuffing their noses with these things?

Am I the last person on earth who hasn't heard of neti pots? Do they really work? And most can you look cool while shoving a flower pot looking thingy up your nose????

Links who got me beggin' darlin' please!

Eric Clapton and Phil Collins performing "Layla" live in the 80s.

The Daily Puke! Celebrity Puke

Britney Spears' family hates Dr. Phil! Celebrity Smack

Nadia Bjorlin is nice! Celebslam

Hayden Panettiere buys coffee. Hayden's Countdown

Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey film 90210.....wait...what? Holy Candy

Sarah Michelle Gellar goes surfing! NewsToob

How did "Medium" do in the ratings on its return? Televisionista

How the hell is Lauren Conrad affording a $2 million mansion???

Oh God.........I gotta get a reality show.........
Page 6: has learned that former Laguna Beach star Lauren Conrad is set to move out of her current Hills home for a stunning 2 million dollar, four bedroom, four bath mini-mansion on the Hollywood flats just off Sunset Boulevard. We repeat: the Hollywood flats (just doesn't have the same ring, does it?).

Justin Timberlake is primed to destroy Jessica Biel's next movie.

O.k., Justin is a decent actor. But when I see a Jessica Biel movie on the big screen, I want to forget that she's seeing that schmo.........
Star Pulse:
Pop superstar Justin Timberlake is set to take his relationship with actress Jessica Biel to the big screen. The couple are currently looking for a movie project to work on together and are trying to agree on a suitable genre.
A source tells Irish newspaper the Sunday World, "Justin is very keen to do a comedy while Jessica wants to do something grittier because she's concerned about her image."

Johnny Depp drives Japan crazy!!!!!!!!!!

In the good way! People went nuts over Johnny..........
Japan has been star struck by the presence of Johnny Depp at his Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Tokyo premier.
Many Japanese supporters went crazy after meeting the Hollywood hunk. Joining Depp was his close friend and the director of the movie, Tim Burton.
Sweeney Todd was the sixth collaboration of Depp and Burton and their second musical piece. Their first working rapport started when they filmed the blockbuster flick Edward Scissorhand.

ABC is bringing back "The Mole". No Celebrities? Yay! No Ahmad Rashad? Yay! No Anderson Cooper? Boooooooooooo!

I loved the original Anderson Cooper version of the show. When they brought in Ahmad and the celebs it became a train wreck.........
ABC has given a 10-episode order to Stone & Co. Entertainment ("Tim Gunn's Guide to Style") to revive the reality competish, which hasn't aired in four years.
Casting and pre-production have begun on the show, which will likely start shooting later this spring. ABC is looking to run "The Mole" this summer.
"This is a show we honestly love and people ask us about all the time," said ABC Entertainment alternative series senior VP John Saade, who added that plans were afoot to dig out "The Mole" even before the writers' strike................
The revived "Mole" will revert back to the original format, sans celebs................
Anderson Cooper, who hosted the first two editions, remains at CNN and isn't available to host; Ahmad Rashad, who hosted the celeb editions, hasn't been asked to return. Stone said he's scouting for a host in Cooper's vein.

Megan Fox says she's not a slut or a dirty whore because she enjoys having sex all the time.

I read this story 25 times. It appears that I'm not hallucinating.........
Megan Fox loves having sex – almost as much as she loves talking about it.
The Transformers hottie thinks women shouldn't be shy about their bedroom exploits.
She said: "I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sl**s, which I think is sad. I haven't met a lot of men who have said, 'You like having sex? What a dirty wh**e you are.' "
Megan also revealed that she's permanently on heat.
She added: "I'm young and have a lot of hormones - I'm always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I'm in a relationship.
"Sex with random people who I've met at clubs is not really my thing."
You can't have everything, eh boys?

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Jennifer Love Hewitt says she was sad, embarrased and hurt over fat comments.

I like her, but I have to roll my eyes. The pretty girl finally isn't perfect & gets her feelings hurt? Too bad...............
Jennifer Love Hewitt stepped out at last night's premiere of "27 Dresses" and silenced critics who said her body wasn't good enough for Hollywood.
The "Ghost Whisperer" star, who took some major hits in the press after photos of her in a bikini surfaced on the Web, wowed the crowd in a tight pink dress with fiancé Ross McCall by her side. Still, she admitted she's still upset about the controversy.
"It made me feel a little embarrassed to be honest," she confessed. "It made me a little sad. It hurt my feelings."
She blasted, "And I think we should let people be!"
She also weighed in on the Britney Spears saga, saying, “I think that sometimes in this business, stuff happens and sometimes the only cure for it is to get out…I feel bad because everyone kind of judges her and splatters her business everywhere. No one goes, 'Why is this happening?' They just judge and judge and judge. It's too bad."

Golf Channel anchor apologizes for saying Tiger Woods should be lynched in a back alley.

She still has a job????
Golf Channel anchor Kelly Tilghman has apologized after saying during Friday's telecast of the PGA Tour's opening event that today's young players should "lynch Tiger Woods in a back alley."
A spokesman for the network said Tilghman apologized on Sunday's telecast and has reached out to Woods' representatives to express her regrets for the comments, according to New York Newsday.
Tilghman, who played college golf at Duke, works as the main play-by-play announcer during The Golf Channel's PGA Tour telecasts.

"Naughty Deaf Roomates" is the initial release from deaf porn comapny.

God bless America.............
When was the last time you tuned in to the dialogue while watching porn? If you're deaf or hard of hearing, maybe never.
While many a hearing person has muted a porn video, it's nice to have a choice about what you want to hear -- or see -- and what you don't. Deaf Bunny (NSFW), the first deaf-owned and deaf-staffed porn company, launched in August with the mission of making porn accessible to deafies and their hearing partners in as many forms as possible.
Through subtitles, sign language, cartoonish thought bubbles, full audio and blatant use of technology, anyone can understand the complex plot and tangled relationships portrayed in the company's first DVD release, Naughty Deaf Roommates.

Links who feel fear of a blank planet.

Porcupine Tree's video for "Fear of a blank planet" Crank it!

Unique take on Nicole Kidman's pregnancy! Celebrity puke

Are "New York"'s 15 minutes up? Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Love Hewitt shows of her assets. Celebslam

All Hayden Panettiere....All The Time! Hayden's Countdown

Angelina Jolie for the New Year! NewsToob

Rumer Willis got cancelled. Holy Candy

I always knew Tom Cruise was a #2! Notorious News

George Clooney says Nicole Kidman is a tall mother.... Sexy Sandy Says

Cashmere Mafia showcases lesbian characters. Televisionista

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