Cameron Diaz will be supoenaed for divorce trial.

Cameron Diaz is hot enough to break up a marriage. Criss Angel's marriage that is. Diaz is going to be subpoenaed for the divorce trial of the magician and his wife Joanne. Neither Diaz nor Angel has denied the affair. Maybe the creepy Angel does have hypnotic powers. Why else would Diaz be with him? TMZ

"Veronica Mars" star to become a vampire.

Jason Dohring of "Veronica Mars" has joined the cast of CBS' "Moonlight". Dohring will play a vampire in the new series from Joel Silver and the creators of "Angel". Starpulse

Jessica Simpson loses 20 pounds. The singer is still stupid.

Jessica Simpson's trainer has revealed the secrets behind Jessica Simpson's weight loss. Simpson has lost around 20 pounds in two months. Unfortunately, her IQ has remained unchanged.

Exposay:
Jessica Simpson Typical Diet Day:
Breakfast: Scrambled egg with toast and grapefruit. Coffee with Splenda.
Snack 1: One cup of fat-free ricotta cheese and two cored pears, cut into wedges. Diet soda.
Lunch: Chicken breast sandwich with mustard and a side of black beans. Diet Snapple.
Snack 2: Carrot sticks with onion dip made from non-fat sour cream, non-fat cream cheese and one tablespoon dry onion soup mix.
Dinner: Indian-style chicken breasts with curried yogurt sauce (made from non-fat plain yogurt, one teaspoon of curry powder and peeled cucumber) served with brown rice. Green tea.

Penelope Cruz panics on flight & leaves plane.

Penelope Cruz had a panic attack last night as the plane she was on left the gate. She spoke to the cockpit & the plane returned to the gate & Cruz deplaned.

Huffington Post :

A fellow passenger told Huffington Post, "She was freaking out and refused to fly." In the process of Cruz deplaning, the flight removed all the bags, which then sat in the rain, so that the airline could locate her luggage....................

I know that there's a number of guys out there that would be happy to comfort her the next time she's afraid to fly.....

3.2 million viewers waste time watching Paris on Larry King.

If you watched Paris Hilton on Larry King, you weren't alone. King had triple his usual audience, pulling in 3.2 million viewers. Reportedly, 3.19 million viewers threw a magazine at their TV at the end of the hour saying "I watched this crap????".

Washington Post

Elizabeth Hurley wants twins. Obviously she's insane.

Elizabeth Hurley and her new husband, Arun Nayer are looking to have children. Nayer revealed that Hurley has her mind set on twins. Good God. twins? Any parent can tell you that one infant is tough and two causes instant insanity for parents. Kids are great, but hoping for twins is a good sign that Elizabeth is already a disturbed person.
azcentral.com :
Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar would love to have twin boys.The newlyweds are keen to have children together as soon as possible and are planning a large family.Liz said, "We would love to add to our family and Damian would love some siblings."
Arun added, "Of course we would love to have a baby. Elizabeth wants twin boys."

Pam Anderson wears red Baywatch swimsuit for special occasions with boyfriends.

Pamela Anderson in her red Baywatch swimsuit is the object of many men's sex fantasies. Those fantasies come true for some of Pam's boyfriends.

Exposay :

"I have one 'Baywatch' swimsuit left which I put on every once in a while for my boyfriends, just for fun."

Links with two working wings.

Michelle Rodriguez gets mobbed by fans. Really? Celebrity Puke

Donald Trump still fighting with Rosie. Celebrity Smack

50 things to love about comics. Chris' Invincible Super Blog!

Hayden Penettiere is going to be trouble. Egotastic

Classic Mira Sorvino giving sexual favors to an ice cream cone. Fire Cubed

Rachel Bilson is STILL cute. HollywoodTuna

Transformers movie review. Popoholic

Shar Jackson pregnancy test....on video. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Britney asks Splash for help to find her Mom. Splash

Lindsay likes cocaine. Evil Beet

Jennifer Love Hewitt stands in line for Paul McCartney TMZ

Mrs. Bush is joined by Idol star in Africa. CNN

The Democrats talk about the Supreme Court decision. MSNBC

New Roxy Music in 2008?

Brian Ferry told Billboard.com that he hopes to enter the studio next year with Phil Manzanera and Andy MacKay to record new Roxy Music material. The band hasn't released a new CD since 1982. (No word on how the outfits will look.)....."We did some bits of recording last year," Ferry says. "Not a great deal -- I'm still writing songs. I'd like to continue with that next year, with any luck."Ferry says that after a reunion tour in 2001, the Roxy members "found we could work together again, and that was the main thing. That (tour) was a great success for us; we really liked that, and it was just great for the audience as well, who like what we do, to see a whole show of Roxy songs. I thought, 'Maybe we can do some more,' and I hope we can."

Will Victoria Beckham turn into Spider Woman?

Lost in all the Spice Girl reunion hoopla yesterday was Victoria Beckham's new fashion accessory. A nasty looking spider bite. Victoria was bitten in Indonesia recently. She received an antihistamine shot to relieve the swelling and itching. There's no word on if Victoria has exhibited any strange spider-like abilities. If she does and decides to fight crime, she won't have to shop for a superhero costume. She usually wears outfits that resemble them everyday........ The Sun has a picture of the nasty bite.

Big Brother 8 is full of babes.

The cast of Big Brother 8 is quite good looking. I love the show & I'd watch regardless of their looks. But the babes sure make it more interesting! Variety has the scoop.

Bruce Willis thinks Maggie Q is perfection.

Apparently there were no fights on the "Live Free or Die" set. However, there may have been multiple takes due to Bruce Willis' infatuation with Maggie Q.

StarPulse :
"If it was possible to genetically engineer the perfect woman in the world... it would be Maggie Q... She should be cloned." Bruce Willis was impressed with his Live Free or Die co-star.

Maggie Q Official site

Paula Abdul says she's been treated like dog s**t.

Paula Abdul's new reality show "Hey Paula" looks like it's a must see. I definitely am going to watch after reading these quotes from Paula from the show. The show premieres tonight at 10 on Bravo

Exposay
Paula said: "I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. The way I've been treated is like a piece of dog s**t."
"They beat me down. But I'm a warrior."
She continued to complain, "The last time I had a hit, Bill and Hillary were having sex," referring to the former US President Bill Clinton and his wife.
In another scene, as Paula is shown the jewelry line she is to sell on the QVC shopping channel, she wails: "This isn't my vision." ......She said: "My romantic life is like a horror movie."

Doom and gloom engulf Kelly Clarkson's "My December" even though sales are adequate. Reports surface over her former manager's $15 million request.

The Kelly Clarkson drama continues. While her newly released "My December" CD will probably chart at #1 or #2 next week, it is expected to fade quickly. Kelly's last CD "Breakaway" sold over 11 million units worldwide. RCA has shipped 850,000 copies of "My December" and doesn't expect to need more.
Fox:
I am told that the video for "Never Again," the first single, cost $600,000, and that another $300,000 was spent on promoting it to radio stations. But "Never Again" didn't chart well or get much airplay anywhere.
You would think RCA would say "never again" themselves, but this week they are following Clarkson's wishes and putting out a second single, "Sober."
It's a terrible track, which contains the refrain: "It's been three months and I'm sober." This is not considered a "summer" record at a time when more than a few Kelly Clarkson fans are spending three months getting drunk.
"But this is what Kelly wanted, and we're going with her wishes," an RCA insider said.
It won't matter. As the label's people say: Clarkson is a pop star. She isn't Joan Jett. There will be euphoria next week when she's No. 1, but in weeks two, three and four when the album fades away, no one will remember that.
Indeed, RCA shipped 850,000 copies of "My December" and doesn't expect to need more.
Kwatinetz, by the way, is held responsible for Clarkson's tour plans being scuttled.
"He booked her into arenas that she couldn't possibly have sold out, instead of 2,000 or 3,000 seat theaters," a source said. "He really blew it."
Despite all the ruckus over "My December," Clarkson won't be leaving RCA any time soon.
"We have a long term deal with her," a source said. "We're in the Kelly Clarkson business for a long time. If she wants to come back and make a big hit record next time, we're here.".........

(Former Kelly Clarkson agent Jeff Kwatinez asked RCA for a $15 million dollar advance for Clarkson last summer. He was denied and Clarkson eventually received a $1.5 million advance.)

Newsweek talks to Steve Perry.

In an interview with Newsweek, Steve Perry talks about a variety of topics. He made sure that "Don't Stop Believin'" wasn't going to be used in a killing scene in the "Sopranos". He refuses to reveal his political affiliations when asked about Hillary Clinton and Rudy Guiliani. He also talks about the role "Don't Stop Believin'" played in "Monster", "Laguna Beach", "American Idol" and the White Sox road to the World Series championship....What's this? Not 1 question about a Journey reunion? Outrageous! Newsweek

Links that lost the instruction book.

Paris leaving Larry King pictures. Celebrity Puke

Nicole Richie says something intelligent. Celebrity Smack

George Michael is careless. dlisted

Kristen Bell is yummy in yellow. Egotastic

The summer isn't the same without Brooke Burke and "Rockstar" Fire Cubed

Hayden Penettiere licks a statue's ass. HollywoodTuna

Jennifer Garner and daughter feed horses. Just Jared

Megan Fox at the Transformers premiere. Popoholic

WTF! Lindsay to play Paris? Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Hugh Grant is back with an ex. Splash

Heroes Hottie Missy has a birthday bash. TMZ

Homeless Presidential candidates? MSNBC

Small donors are a big part of Obama's campaign. ABC

All is right with the world. The Spice Girls are back.

I wipe a tear from my eyes as I write this. The Spice Girls have officially reunited. Joy.
From the official website:
Hey everybody!! We’re back!! Can you believe it!!
We’ve come together for an exclusive World Tour and this is the only place to register your details online! Just click the link below, choose which city you want to see us in, and fill in your information. Who knows if this will ever happen again, it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity! To make it fair, we will randomly pick who gets to buy tickets. This is a chance for you, our real fans to come and see us — the last chance to dance!
Girl Power is back and stronger than ever. What are you waiting for.....
Lots of love

Mitt Romney abuses dog by strapping it in carrier to top of car for 12 hour ride. The man is a monster.

As regular readers know, I dislike Mitt Romney. After reading this story, I hate the man. I love dogs and have a lot of compassion for animals. Mitt Romney apparently doesn't. Mitt tortured his family dog on a trip in the 80s by strapping it in a carrier to the top of a station wagon for 12 hours. Insane. Any person with an ounce of sense and compassion wouldn't do that for 12 minutes, never mind 12 hours.The dog crapped all over the car.

From Time:

The incident: dog excrement found on the roof and windows of the Romney station wagon. How it got there: Romney strapped a dog carrier — with the family dog Seamus, an Irish Setter, in it — to the roof of the family station wagon for a twelve hour drive from Boston to Ontario, which the family apparently completed, despite Seamus's rather visceral protest......Ingrid Newkirk, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, was less circumspect. PETA does not have a position on Romney's candidacy per se, but Newkirk called the incident "a lesson in cruelty that was ... wrong for [his children] to witness...Thinking of the wind, the weather, the speed, the vulnerability, the isolation on the roof, it is commonsense that any dog who's under extreme stress might show that stress by losing control of his bowels: that alone should have been sufficient indication that the dog was, basically, being tortured." Romney, of course, has expressed support for the use of "enhanced interrogation" techniques when it comes to terrorists; his campaign did not return repeated calls and emails about the treatment of his dog.

Jack Osbourne sued for "Armed & Famous" police raid.

Some people are getting tired of reality TV. Lyndsay Clements certainly is. Her house was raided by the police by mistake and she was placed in handcuffs while in her nightgown. Bad enough? Nope. The whole thing was taped and broadcast for the "Armed and Famous" reality show. Ozzy's boy, Jack Osbourne was named in the suit, as he was the lucky celeb to be assigned to the botched raid. Clements is suing for $1 million.

Start an office pool for when John Stamos enters rehab.

John Stamos apologized for his recent bizarre and lewd behavior on Australian TV. He hid behind his rep, Lewis Kay who apologized for him. Kay blamed lack of sleep and extensive travel for Stamos' odd behavior. Let the office pools start for when Stamos enters rehab. I have this Sunday in my pool.
From People:
The actor, 43, who was Down Under to promote his American medical series ER, wandered around the set of the morning show, read host Kerri-Anne Kennerley's lines from the teleprompter and made lewd gestures in front of her. "John has been traveling extensively for the past few weeks in Greece, Egypt and Tokyo and had a difficult time adjusting to the time difference in Australia, which in turn led to many sleepless nights since his arrival," the actor's rep, Lewis Kay, tells PEOPLE. "He acknowledges that his behavior was completely out of character during these interviews and apologizes."

Kim Cattrall feels up Lindsay Lohan...errrrr....feels for Lindsay Lohan.

Count Kim Cattrall as a supporter of Lindsay Lohan. She says she has sympathy for the girl. Oh God, now they'll become pals and Lindsay will make an appearance in the "Sex and the City" movie............."I feel for people like Lindsay Lohan it's a real cry for help when you're when they using substances to alter your being just so you can get some kind of peace. I would like to say to them, 'Where are your mothers? Where are your mentors? Where are these people who care for you?' That's what they need not people in the newspapers criticizing you ... you need love and understanding." StarPulse

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Barry Bond's ex mistress has stories of Bonds' steroid use. She also wants to show off her naked body. What a country!

Kimberly Bell was Barry Bonds mistress for 9 years. Apparently it didn't end well. Bell is spilling the beans about Bonds' steroid use. She also has a nude pictorial of herself that she wants to show off. No word as to whether she has any pictures of Barry dressed as a woman as he did in public a while back. Why did they break up? They seem like such a nice couple that's made for each other.....The brunette stunner is also ready to give sports fans a look at the body that distracted Bonds from two of his wives.
"Kimberly has never talked about her sex life with Barry," says her Phoenix-based agent, David Hans Schmidt. "And believe me, there's plenty to tell."
Like maybe something related to studies that show performance-enhancing drugs don't enhance every performance?
"I'm not going there," says Schmidt, who has producers and editors vying for the rights to a book, article and nude pictorial.
Besides her hot physique, Bell is offering love notes from Bonds, phone messages and testimony she gave to the FBI in the BALCO steroids trafficking case. NY Daily News

Bono loves Blair.

Bono has a very interesting take on why he thinks Tony Blair was a great leader. He says, "They're often very clever (guitar players), very studious - they spend hours in the bedroom practicing - you know, swottish. What I admire the most about Tony Blair is that despite all accusations of a slick PR machine, spin doctoring and the like, he has almost all of the time exposed himself to bad press and outcry for doing the things he believed in."..........So, I should vote for Eric Clapton, Steve Howe or John Petrucci for President of the U.S.?.... StarPulse

Rosie O'Donnell to have more sex with men on camera.

Rosie O'Donnell is going to appear in several more episodes on "Nip/Tuck" as Dawn Budge. Who is the lucky guy that gets to have sex with Rosie's character on camera this time? My old favorite from "Huff", Oliver Platt. Wow. Oliver has to get a new agent. He's a great actor and "Nip/Tuck" is a good series, but having relations with Rosie on screen isn't worth any amount of money! By the way, the resemblance between the two is creepy.... Access Hollywood

Links that enjoy saying LeeLee over and over again.

Kevin Dillon is Mr. Cool on a Porshe. Celebrity Puke

Heather Locklear still has no love for Denise Richards. Celebrity Smack

John Stamos interview featuring his "jet lag". dlisted

Mandy Moore: Simply Stunning. Egotastic

Nikki Cox and her breasts. Fire Cubed

Hillary Duff dons a bikini for Shape. Hollywood Tuna

Elisha Cuthbert and Paris wear the same jacket. Just Jared

Rosie O'Donnell's latest scandal. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Paris, Taco Bell and new hair. Splash

Christina Aguilera's cleavage distracts reporters. TMZ

Elizabeth Edwards spars with Ann Coulter. Good for Elizabeth!!!! MSNBC

Brown takes over for Blair in England. ABC

Draft Al Gore for your fantasy football team...or President.

I often take a look at which sites link back to Geno's World. I came across gorehub.com which is in full "Draft Al Gore for President" mode. Interesting website. I like Al, but I'm sticking with Hillary.

Kelly Clarkson unveils new website. Kelly gets slammed by Time and wows the New York Post with live perfomance.

Kelly Clarkson has unveiled a new official website.
"With the new launch of her new album, "My December", Kelly's official website, www.kellyclarkson.com represents a new direction. The images, functionality and attention to detail for her loyal fans were a top priority. Kelly Clarkson.com

Her new "My December" album and her career choices are slammed by Time magazine: "Kelly Clarkson's solo misstep": The problem with My December is that it isn't particularly great rock. Even those dismayed by what American Idol hath wrought (consider my hand raised) have to admit Clarkson has a strapping, swooping voice. But it lacks a defined personality, reflected in the bloated industrial-Pat Benatar knockoffs ("Haunted," "Don't Waste My Time," the single "Never Again") that dominate the album. When they aren't in that mode, Clarkson and her new, hardly avant-garde producer David Kahne (Bangles, Sugar Ray) dabble with proven formulae: They know a solemn ballad must start with a lone strummed guitar ("Sober") and that a horn section and a throaty delivery can lend a bit of earthy Christina Aguilera cred ("Yeah").
The lyrics, an aggrieved and angry lot, are no more forgettable than what we hear regularly on the radio. But most of the songs, co-written by Clarkson, rely on wide-screen, processed production gimmicks, rather than genuine hooks. And as any pop Svengali knows, making a pop record is as much a matter of craft and precision as it is eccentricities. It's about the thin line between hackwork and magic. As much as one can applaud Clarkson for wanting to be taken seriously, neither pop nor rock should sound as labored as most of My December. A Svengali might have also talked her out of releasing a summertime album with that title, but that's another story. Full article at Time

Meanwhile, Kelly has made a believer of Dan Aquilante as he was blown away by a live performance Kelly put on yesterday. "Idol Fury as Kelly Battles Back": On Monday night, Clarkson put on a killer concert of new material from her just-released “My December” disc, along with choice cuts from her previous records. It wasn’t the songs that elevated her performance, but rather Clarkson’s delivery; she lived the passion and emotion of every tune she sang.....At this personal showcase, she was relaxed and spontaneous, and she laid down the kind of show that makes skeptics - including me - realize she just might be the real deal. To see for yourself, this performance in the “Extra Sauce” series was taped and will be broadcast on Fuse tonight at 10. Full article at NY Post
Watch Kelly's performance tonight at Fuse TV

Behind the scenes of Hayden Penettiere's photo shoot.

Are you having "Heroes" withdrawal as I am? If so, thank God for Entertainment Weekly! EW has a great behind the scenes video of Hayden Penettiere's photo shoot for their magazine. Hayden talks about her wish to kick some ass on "Heroes". She also is happy that her character Claire is rumored to be getting a boyfriend next season. EW.com

Obama uses the Netflix strategy.

Barack Obama is hitting the Iowa airwaves with two new campaign ads. This is a departure from earlier grass roots efforts. Iowa residents will also find an Obama DVD in their mailbox along with their weekly Netflix DVD rentals and credit card bills. No word on whether the Obama camp is charging late fees....CNN

Joss Stone rolls her eyes at sex with producer stories.

Record producer Dallas Austin made comments that he and other record producers received sexual favors from Joss Stone and Christina Aguilera for the producers production talents. Austin has since apologized for the remarks. To her credit, Stone isn't making a big deal of the dirty remarks. She tells Complex magazine, "I don't know him. I seriously don't even know what he looks like. Maybe I'll go see him when I go to Atlanta. We'll have a cup of tea. Bless him... People like that need prayer. Bless his poor little soul." Starpulse