Saturday, June 16, 2007

Evan Almighty promo number may lead kids to phone sex line.

Parents beware. There is a phone number promoted in advanced screenings of the new Steve Carell flick "Evan Almighty": 1-800-GO-4-WOOD. (a pun on the "gopher wood" reference in the ark-building instructions in Genesis 6:14). Unfortunately, if you hit the number 0 instead of the letter O, you end up with a phone sex line instead of a message from Morgan Freeman who plays God in the flick. "Mom, God is breathing funny and telling me to do strange things..."Whoops.......EW

LeAnn Rimes dishes on Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

It seems that every celebrity in the world is asked about their thoughts on Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. LeAnn Rimes put her two cents in.

"It's definitely tough to watch. I've been glued to the TV like everyone else has watching this whole thing and it just amazes me.

"It amazes me we that we care so much. It kind of glorifies it way too much for me. But, as a normal human being you're kind of just obsessed with it. It's so strange; it's that weird, weird world."

I'm not a big Rimes fan...Is she still selling Cds or can we expect to see her on some cheap reality show soon?.....Exposay

Law & Order actor gores himself on stage and stops one man show.

"Law & Order SVU" actor BD Wong is currently performing a 1 man musical "Herringbone". At last night's opening, 30 minutes into the show, Wong gored himself in the thigh on a piano bench while dancing.

"Wong limped off the stage, reappearing five minutes later, out of costume and wearing shorts, saying, "Hello, I wanted to come out and show you that I'm standing up. But I did cut myself very badly. I need stitches, I think." He joked that the piano bench looked as bloody as his show "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.""

Hasn't Wong ever heard that the show must go on???? Boston Globe

Friday, June 15, 2007

Don't cry Jessica! Geno loves you!

Justin Timberlake's comments that he's not is love with Jessica Biel have the Internet abuzz! He said that Jessica is a very dear friend and that he hasn't met the love of his life yet.....Ahem..... I, Geno know declare my undying love for Jessica Biel. Even though we have never met, I consider her to be the love of my life....I'm sure she's going to e-mail me any

Adam Brody wants to be Jennifer Aniston's boytoy.

Adam Brody has admitted to having a crush on Jennifer Aniston. He's set to costar with Aniston in the film "Pentogram"."Jen's hot, I had such a crush on her through 'Friends' and you know, she's single. Demi Moore's bringing the toyboy back."......In my opinion, Jennifer is a step down from Brody's old flame Rachel Bilson....But that's just me.....Exposay

Sports Roundup: Tony Parker and Spurs are champs.

Tony Parker won the series MVP as the Spurs beat the Cavaliers for the NBA championship. Notice I didn't even mention Eva Longoria once....Oh damn...ESPN
Panic in Red sox nation as Red Sox lead over Yankees shrinks from 14.5 games to 7.5 games!!! Red Sox
Brett Favre's sore shoulder keeps him out of practice. Should Packers fans be concerned? SI

Links which agree that Love Stinks.

Penelope Cruz looks hot on set. Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Bud Bundy is loose! Celebrity Puke
The two greatest pages in Punisher's history. Chris' Invincible Super Blog!
Gemma Atkinson's hot photo shoot. Hollywood Tuna
Heidi Montag wears a bikini 24/7. Jordan Is Your Homeboy
Cameron Diaz surfs it up! NewsToob
Barack Obama fan is hot. Right Celebrity
Matthew McConaughey smokes a joint with who? Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Tara Reid/Babysitter. Call the cops! Splash
Jessica Alba is kinda loose. Evil Beet
Lindsay gets sued again! We Love Celebs!
The Princes talk about Diana. MSNBC
Scooter is getting closer to slammer. ABC

Is Fred Thompson the next Ronald Reagan or a tulip??

There have been many writers who have compared Fred Thompson to Ronald Reagan. But only George Will could do that AND compare Fred Thompson to the tulip craze in Holland in the 1630s. I myself have been compared to neither Reagan or tulips. Usually I'm compared to Brad Pitt and roses. Newsweek

Bill Bradley knocks it out of the park!/Brad Delp concert news

My hero Bill Bradley visited Fenway Park to promote his book yesterday. The Boston Globe has the scoop along with news that the tribute concert for late Boston vocalist Brad Delp is on. Lots of talent is lined up. It should be a great show!

Queen's Brian May says Journey's singer was shed like a used pair of boots.

It wasn't too long ago that I posted on Brian May's glowing review of a Journey show that he attended. After the axing of Jeff Scott Soto this week, May has some blistering and frank comments about Journey's move at his site.

Steven Colbert ends the Sopranos his way.

People are STILL buzzing about the Sopranos abrupt ending on Sunday. Which begs the question, how should it have ended? Steven Colbert has an interesting "Newhart" style idea. ifilm

Keeley Hazell updates site with new photos.

The sexiest woman on the planet, Keeley Hazell has updated her website with great new photos. To view the member only photos, you can subscribe here. Why else should you join the site? The site administer, Fay is a serious hottie.......

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Martin Luther King Jr's Niece blames abortion for Paris Hilton's problems.

The niece of Martin Luther King Jr., Dr. Alveda King, says criminal cases of Paris Hilton and Generalow Wilson are linked: they are result of consequence-free behavior engendered by abortion. "On the surface, there's nothing similar about the cases of Genarlow Wilson and Paris Hilton," said Dr. King, niece of the late Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. "One would be hard pressed to immediately see a link between the two and I wouldn't presume to comment on the details or merits of either person's situation, but from a distance, they seem to be examples of an attitude that's at the root of many of society's problems. Too many of us feel we can do what we know is wrong and not have to face the consequences of our actions."
"I believe that a generation's having grown up with legal abortion is a big reason for the consequence- free mindset that plagues our young; after all, if a culture says you can kill a baby to 'fix' unwanted pregnancy, how serious could it be to deal with other problems you cause? We need to pray for our children. We need to monitor the media they absorb. And we need to teach them -- if you want to avoid the rude awakening of painful consequences, don't do what's 'right for you,' do what's right."


Kevin Spacey quits acting to take over the world.

Kevin Spacey has announced that he is quitting acting."I don't care about my personal acting career anymore. I'm done with it. After 10 years of making movies and going better than I ever could have imagined, I sort of had to ask myself: 'What am I supposed to do with all of this success that I have had?".....Supposedly, Spacey is going to concentrate on his ownership of the Old Vic Theater. I say this is all a cover up. From what I understand, Spacey got so engrossed in his role as Lex Luthor in "Superman Returns", he now believes he IS Lex Luthor. Scientists around the world have been getting strange phone calls from a mysterious figure who has been asking for questions about Kryptonite and strange beings from another planet. God help us all......Star Pulse

Sports Roundup: Giambi took Steroids? I'm shocked.

Jason Sobel is blogging live from the U.S. Open. God help him. ESPN

The Jaguars are interested in Daunte Culpepper? Why???? Seattle Times

Jason Giambi is reportedly close to being suspended. Apparently, he's not cooperating with a steroids investigation. Oh, Jason......SI

Meeting Mandy Moore Madness.

I don't know about you, but I'd like to meet Mandy Moore. She's giving fans a chance to meet her at the premiere at her new movie "Dedication". I'm a bit worried about winning. Once Ms. Moore took one look at me, she would instantly fall in love. We'd have to arrange a long distance relationship, worry about schools for our future 17 children, avoid the media frenzy surround the Geno/Mandy whirlwind romance, and what color to paint the bathrooms in our mansion.....Despite all that, I'm still going to enter at her website.

Links that are not dating a supermodel.

Meg Ryan walks her daughter at the beach. Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Britney's weird weave! Celebrity Puke
Anna Kournikova in a bikini with whatshisname. Egotastic
Lucy Pinder in military gear Hollywood Tuna
Daniela Pestova in lingerie. Weeeeeeee! NewsToob
Daytime Emmy winners. Right Celebrity
Britney looking....nice! Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan split? Splash
Paris is a mess. TMZ
Britney asks fans for help. We Love Celebs!
President Bush's approval ratings goes even lower. MSNBC
Bill Clinton earned 10 million dollars from speeches. ABC

Steve Perry talks about the Sopranos. Is South Park next?

Steve Perry was one of the few people who knew that "Don't Stop Believin'" would be used as the Sopranos finale closer. He kept the secret until the end & has be overwhelmed with the response. "The phone has been ringing off the hook and my email has been on fire. One friend e-mailed me, "Congratulations. The end of the entire legacy of the Sopranos ended with your song." You know, South Park might be next.What bigger honor is that?".....What show will end their series run with a Journey tune now? "You know, South Park might be next." Perry jokes.....There are denials all around about Perry returning to Journey after Jeff Scott Soto being canned yesterday. But, I have a funny feeling that we will be seeing a Perry/Journey reunion in the near future.......People

Castration used in dating advice from Nicky Hilton and Kim Stewart.

Nicky Hilton and Kim Stewart say they both never approach a man first. They both agree that he has to make the first move. They also both agree that cheating is not forgivable. While Nicky says she would break up with him immediately, Kim has a slightly more drastic approach.
"Cut his balls off, break up with him, and never speak to him again.".....ouchie........Sun

McCain hits slippery Romney square in the kisser.

John McCain has decided to take the gloves off. He threw a roundhouse right in the face of new front runner Mitt Romney by attacking Romney's ever changing abortion stance. Romney's camp responded by saying it was an act of desperation by McCain. Maybe. But the man is speaking the truth when it comes to Romney's lies. CNN

Jennifer Garner is the new face of Neutrogena.

Neutrogena made a brilliant move by snagging Jennifer Garner as their new spokesperson. Liked by the majority of both men & women, she's a perfect choice for the company. Hell, I just ran out and bought a case of the stuff. Press release.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Jami Miller threatens me and I like it.

Jami Miller threatened to kick my ass if I didn't post about her again. From the looks of the first picture, I think she can.......

Ex Journey lead singer gets love from fans.

There's been a outpouring of anger and well wishes by Jeff Scott Soto fans at his website's blog. Jeff has promised to give his version of the split with Journey at his blog soon. Stay tuned.....

Does anyone want to be the lead singer of Journey? Anyone?

File this post under the "Whaaaaaaaaaaa?" file. Journey announced today that it has parted ways with lead singer Jeff Scott Soto.

According to guitarist Neal Schon, “We appreciate all of Jeff’s hard work and we can’t thank him enough for stepping in when Steve Augeri got sick last year. He did a tremendous job for us and we wish him the best. We’ve just decided to go our separate ways, no pun intended. We’re plotting our next move now."

Keyboardist Jonathan Cain continues, “We were lucky to have a friend who was already a Journey fan step in on a moment’s notice during the Def Leppard tour to help us out. Jeff was always the consummate professional and we hope that he remains a friend of the band in the future. We just felt it was time to go in a different direction.”


Soto took over in 2006 in the midst of Journey's tour with Def Leppard when Steve Augeri had voice problems. Soto had earned rave reviews from fans and critics who rallied around the band. Augeri had manned the vocals for the last 3 Journey CDs. He has a great voice & the band was strong with him at the helm. Of course there will be tremendous speculation about Steve Perry making a triumphant return to the band....But Melodic Rock says no. We shall see..... To read the full announcement and the band's joy at seeing their smash "Don't Stop Believin'" on The Sopranos finale, go to Journey's official website

All hail Lil' Bush.

Lil' Bush debuts on Comedy Central tonight. Should you watch? Sure. It looks like a good time and the previews make me chuckle. Will I go out and buy one of the T-shirts?...I'll get back to you. Comedy Central

Sports roundup: Verlander throws no-hitter for hot girlfriend.

Justin Verlander threw a no-hitter for the Detroit Tigers yesterday. A rare feat that should be congratulated....And he should be congratulated for having Emily Yuen as his girlfriend. Right Celebrity
I cursed the Cavs by predicting they would win games 3 & 4. They lost a tight game 3 last night. ESPN
How will Tony Romo's first full season as Cowboys QB go? How will Wade Phillips style of defense benefit Roy Williams?....These questions and Cowboys cheerleaders at the website of the Dallas Cowboys.

Links that "only time will tell".

See ASIA in New York and get VIP passes to watch sound check. ASIA
Posh Spice and Jerry Seinfeld at Mets game. Agent Bedhead
Paris in jail spoof video. Celebrity Puke
Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder Topless. Egotastic
Katie Holmes is cute with short hair. Just Jared
CSI and Two and Half Men switching writers??? Seriously? OMG! WTF
Oh God. K-Fed got Shar Jackson pregnant. AGAIN!! Splash
Gwen Stefani's new perfume. We Love Celebs!
Flavor Flav doesn't like the President. TMZ
Presidential candidate's marriages. MSNBC
Vice Presidential speculation. ABC
Geoff Johns and Ethan Van Sciver team up on Green Lantern special. DC

Kissing Jessica Alba is no problem for Mr. Fantastic.

The Sun has a great video interview with various members of the new "Fantastic Four Movie". Ioan Gruffudd talks about his own wedding plans and the non-problem that kissing Jessica Alba has on his real life relationship.....I can concur with him. Kissing my Jessica Alba doll has never affected my relationship with my girlfriend. Although, she does seem to point and laugh at me when I do so.....

Fred Thomspon says he wants to be President.

Fred Thompson had a confusing appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno last night. When asked by Leno whether he wanted to be President, he answered "Yes.". But he refused to officially announce his candidacy. Thompson went on to promote his political website and knock Hillary Clinton. CNN
The news that Mitt Romney (Dr. Evil) is now the front runner in New Hampshire, has me dying for Thompson to officially enter the race. CNN
Of course, if you are like me, you'll want to focus all your attention on our future President and savior. Hillary

When will President Bush's stolen watch appear on eBay?

There was a buzz over the fact that President Bush's watch seemed to be stolen as he greeted a rowdy crowd in Tirana. Albanian police deny the story. Reuters has a slow-mo video of the event. You can make up your own mind. Looks to be like da man got robbed! How much would that thing fetch on eBay?.....

Romance is in the future for Lynne Spears and K-Fed.

Britney Spears' Mom is in a battle with her Mom. What makes it even more painful is that Lynne Spears has Spears' ex K-Fed as her ally. Apparently K-Fed is the only one who brings their two kids to see Grandma. Am I the only one who sees a romance between K-Fed and Lynne Spears in the future?..Count on it. MSNBC

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Fresh "Curb" in September.

During the long countdown to Sunday's "Sopranos" finale, HBO ran 1,052 different promos for upcoming shows. "Curb Your Enthusiasm's"new season will debut in September. Thank The Larry David God! The show has never let me down & I can't wait for new episodes....

Les Moonves challenges Dan Rather to a duel over Katie Couric comments.

Les Moonves of CBS has called the remarks that Dan Rather made about Katie Couric sexist. Rather has officially become a complete dumb ass after using comments such as "dumbing down" and "tarting up" in reference to the Couric version of the CBS news. There are rumors that WWE is trying to get a cage match between Moonves and Rather, but there is the issue of whether Vince McMahon is alive to promote it....ap

Fred Thomson to announce that he's running for President on Leno tonight?

Fred Thompson is a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight. Speculation is that he will officially enter the Presidential race with an announcement on the show. Speculation is also running rampant about whose wife is younger or prettier, Thompson's wife or Dennis Kucinich's wife?

Sports roundup: Bonds hits another homer.

Barry Bonds hit Home Run number 747 of his career last night. This leaves him 8 behind all-time leader Henry Aaron. Baseball purists everywhere are screaming "Steroids"!!!! ESPN

NBA finals game 2 had significantly lower ratings than last year. Was Tony Soprano to blame? SI

Eagles fans are buzzing about Donovan McNabb practicing in camp after recovering from a knee injury. I hope he's not rushing things like Dante did last year with Miami. Eagles

Links that will not cut to black before a proper ending.

Vitoria Beckham is still filming her reality show. Celebrity Puke
New photos of Anna Nicole's daughter and her father. Celebrity Smack
Sharon Stone topless. You know you want to. Egotastic
Michelle Marsh and her whip. NewsToob
Is Vince McMahon dead????!!! Right Celebrity
Big Brother 8 to air on Showtime. (This makes me soooo happy!) Serioulsy? OMG! WTF!
Hayden is even cuter than puppies. Splash
More Cameron and Justin fake happiness..or is it? Evil Beet
Candi Spelling won 6 figures at a slot machine. Oh God.. TMZ
Borat Baby Bump. We Love Celebs!
Women love Hillary. MSNBC
Howard Dean just won't be quiet. ABC

Do not touch, kiss or question Beyonce.

Beyonce had a meet and greet with fans in Dublin with quite a number of rules. Apparently the fans were told that there would be no kissing, touching or questioning Beyonce. And they were charged for an autograph. The Sun writer also questions whether Beyonce tears on stage every night are authentic.....

Divini is divine.

I recently got a call from Divini Rae's reps who asked me to mention Divini's official website. I am a friendly fellow, so I decided to do so. She seems like a lovely woman. "The most erotic Playboy Playmate in History" has a nice website in which you can see thousands of photos, plenty of videos, and....donate to two worthy charities. Ahh, yes, I'm a charitable fellow......

Hillary pulling ahead in New Hampshire.

According to recent polls, Hillary Clinton is pulling ahead of her rivals in New Hampshire. Apparently her leadership skills and the way she took charge in the debates has set her apart. A lot of nay sayers are saying she's not electable in the general election. They may be in for a surprise.....CNN

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