Friday, March 30, 2007

New Hollwood couple

Jamie Lynn Sigler from the "Sopranos" is now dating Lance Bass. The pair met at a film premiere and haven't been apart since. No word about how Sigler's husband feels about his........Really. Would I lie to you?.....

Sarah sizzles

Sarah Harding is a nice way to kick off Friday. Or any day for that matter....

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Meatless has a sexiest vegetarian contest. You can vote for your favorite hottie. You can also buy PETA wear, learn about cruelty to animals and how meat causes impotence....??????? Screw that, I'll take my chances. Gimme a burger!

No! Not the hair!

Donald Trump is getting very deeply involved with the WWE. There's a match on April 1st that has Trump's hair on the line. If Trump's wrestler loses, Trump must have his head shaved.....To watch Trump slap Vince McMahon (In real life, Steroid pumping McMahon would level Trump) go to

Adam Sandler gets on Bruce's bad side

God help Adam Sandler! Bruce has viewed these pictures from "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry" and is not pleased. He has announced his intentions to fight for Jessica Biel's honor! "If Bob Barker can take Sandler, he's got no chance against meeeeeee!!" Bruce is quoted as saying....

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Happy Birthday Ray!

Ray, you asked, you receive! Catherine Zeta Jones and Jennifer O'Dell are fine choices for your birthday!!

Camping out for ASIA....The sequel!!!

Yes my friends, the time draws near! ASIA is touring this summer in the U.S. This means I am preparing yet again to camp out for ASIA! There are no dates for Boston yet, but John Wetton has told me to "Bet your bot,Geno--if we can,we will!" And he has also said to me "Geno,you and I need to check out the Hymen Auditorium. Isn't that German for something? "..Sounds like a good plan! For more wisdom from ASIA frontman and ICON John Wetton visit his website at The current discussion about tour dates can be found on the "Additional AFOMOA US Tour Dates" thread on the guestbook. To reminisce about last year's Geno's World marathon camp out for ASIA visit the archive section on the right of the blog.....

Styx unauthorized

Melodic Rock has Chapter 3 of the new Styx bio "The Grand Delusion". Included is this interesting piece from Tommy Shaw:

"Tommy Shaw: They were very impressive. Very articulate, educated, thoughtful, serious. Exactly the opposite of the band I'd just come from. (Laughs). Although those guys were educated, we were rock and roll dudes, we were a band, you know, we drove around the country and we paid dues. These guys had money, they had a plan, they had a deal . . . all totally foreign to me. It was their fifth album. So I was quite a few years younger than them, and I was the new kid. They took me in and I knew nothing, other than I knew how to kick ass on stage, and I knew how to write songs, and that's what I did. I was this insanely energetic new guy in the band.
I never felt totally comfortable amongst the other guys. I felt totally comfortable on stage, always, but never really was made to feel like an equal member. I still don't understand that one. But you know, they all grew up together, pretty much, and I don't think they related to my lifestyle or my upbringing, or just because I was younger than them, my approach to things.
I was intimidated by their intelligence, their education. I was a high school graduate, and you know how some people can make you feel "less than" by their education. Some people like to hold it over your head, and it may have just been my own insecurity, but I always felt like they were a little bit ashamed at having someone in the band who wasn't a college graduate, because in interviews JY would say, "We're all college graduates." I would think, 'I never went to college,' but I just kept my mouth shut about that. That tended to hurt my feelings a little bit, but I was not ashamed of the fact. I already knew what I wanted to do, and I was educated in the streets and the clubs and on the road, and I've done well for myself. But that part obviously baffled me. "

Full chapter at:

Krista Allen still has it.

Can you hear it? Listen very closely. You can hear the producer in his office screaming...."Billie!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Gimme the keys!

Eddie Griffin totalled a car worth 1.5 million dollars......Nobody got hurt, so it's o.k. to completely trash the hell out of this story.

The Enzo, valued at around $1.5 million, was owned by the executive producer of "Redline," Daniel Sadek, whose exotic car collection is featured in the movie.

Sadek said that the car was damaged beyond repair and that he had "mixed feelings" about the wreck.

"I'm glad Eddie came out of the crash OK, but my dream car got destroyed," Sadek said. "I went to my trailer for about 15 minutes and I thought, there's people dying every day. A lot of worse things are happening in the world." .......................What a tearjerker. I weep for Sadek's family and hope they can get over their loss....Oh ya....IT"S A CAR!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't skate

Jennifer Ellison likes to roller skate. This poses a problem when she calls asking me to go skating with her. I couldn't roller skate if my life depended on it. She says it's cute when I wobble around falling on my ass. She's hot, but she must be insane......

What's the pin? 6...2...1... what?

It must be great to be Jennifer Love Hewitt's boyfriend. Not only to you get to date a fun, great looking famous woman, but she's got the cash. I should mention again that their whole "relationship" is a scam. Ross McCall is not the real Mr. Love Hewitt, that would be me, Geno....And when I take her out, I pay.......

Monday, March 26, 2007

I'll take a case

Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh are advertising "Hunger Breaks" baked beans. Do you really think that if you eat this stuff, women like Lucy and Michelle will find you attractive?.."Oh Michelle, he's 4 foot 9 and 300 pounds and he was at a Star Trek convention eating baked beans! Ohhhh. I must have him"....Ya. O.k......

Alexis Bledel is magical

Alexis Bledel makes watching "Gilmore Girls" cool. Now if she could just make reading comic books cool......

Tom Sholz says he is not responsible for Delp's death

The sad death of Boston lead singer Brad Delp has become even more eerie and tragic. Boston leader Tom Sholz has had to post on the official Boston website about allegations that he is responsible for Brad's suicide.

"Allegations have been made that Brad died because I put him in a difficult spot, because working with BOSTON made him unhappy, and then because he was sad that he had to tour without Fran [Cosmo]. I don't think this is true, or the reason a man with two children and an upcoming wedding would take his life.

This loss has devastated me, and now the accusation that I am responsible is crushing. Brad didn't have a mean bone in his body and would never say anything that would hurt someone; this is not the way Brad would have wanted it. Words cannot express how much I will miss him."

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