Tom Cruise is fat, bald and hairy.

It's a good look for him.
Moviehole:
Remember those rumours about Tom Cruise making a cameo in the upcoming Ben Stiller film, ''Tropic Thunder''?
Well, various sources are reporting that the Top Gun has been spotted on the set this week – and not just that, he’s wearing a fat suit, bald cap and beard. Either he’s secretly shooting a ''Born on the Fourth of July'' sequel in Hollywood – Kovic sells out? – or Cruise is fulfilling his commitment to Stiller.
Cruise is believed to be playing a studio mogul in the movie, which also features appearances from the likes of Matthew McConaughey, Katie Holmes and Tobey Maguire.