Britney Spears wants to kill 2 Chinese twin children.

It would be safer to leave the kids in the care of a lion that hasn't eaten for 3 weeks...............
Entertainmentwise:
Pop train wreck Britney Spears is apparently in the final throes of adopting Chinese twins.
The singer has revealed to friends that she has reached the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with adoption very soon according to the News of the World.
Friends have revealed that Britney is considering the adoption of the six year olds to fill the hole left after her custody battle with K-Fed that has left her with very little visitation rights to her own two children.
Britters has also apparently spent $50,000 on her own funeral. Apparently splashing out the cash because she fears an untimely death due to her outlandish lifestyle.
A source close to Brit tells the NotW “It doesn’t seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand.“Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do – but not when you’re only 25!”
Brit may well be planning to go ahead with the adoption because of the good press earned by other celebs who have adopted from other countries such as Angelina Jolie and Madonna.