Links that get by with a little help from their friends.

Helena Christensen is a mess. Agent Bedhead
Kim Smith has a simple name & a not so simple body. Celebslam
Naomi Watts is still pregnant. dlisted
Monica Cruz on the beach. Egotastic
I go ga ga over Gabrielle Tuite Fire Cubed
Hayden Panettiere's Countdown reaches 31. Hayden's Countdown
Penelope Cruz in a bikini Hollywood Tuna
Someone with a bigger pussy than Paris Hilton. Holy Candy
Harry Potter reads Harry Potter. Just Jared
Jessica Simpson joins the Army. NewsToob
One Night in Paris gets repackaged. Notorious News
Matt Damon in GQ. Right Celebrity
Harry Potter actors in shades. Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Ashton Kutcher waits for his car. Splash
Perez flashes a nut. Why? Why????? TMZ
President Bush to undergo colonoscopy. Millions of people volunteer to help stick something up his ass. MSNBC
Hillary rules in South Carolina. CNN