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I'm not a regular viewer of "American Idol". I know there's millions who watch religiously, but I watch enough TV...That being said, I caught some of last night's premiere. The horror show of freaky contestants with no talent was great TV. I felt for a lot of these people who sincerely believe that they have talent. Brenna (pictured) was particularly....Interesting....And no, I couldn't do any better. But I know enough not to go on national TV and try to sing....Except for that one time when I ran onto the field at Fenway Park. I still have the bruises from being tackled at home plate. Damn that alcohol. It had a hold on me that day....