Friday, December 22, 2006
I didn't realize that HGTV aired horror programming. There's no other way to describe the new "Living with Ed" TV show. A reality show focusing on environmental friendly Ed Begley Jr. and his wife? Do not watch with the lights off!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Hulk Hogan. His daughter Brooke is launching her singing career and he has to fight to keep his daughter's image wholesome. Watching "Hogan knows Best" and the Hulkster talking to photographers, agents and producers about his daughter is great TV. He actually comes across as a good guy. Good luck Hulkster...and remember....HULKAMANIA is still running wild!!! Back to you Mean Gene......
Thursday, December 21, 2006
"The Apprentice" kicks of next month on NBC. One great selling point of the new season is Ivanka Trump will be featured as Carolyn's replacement. She's rich, easy on the eyes and quite pleasant.... It's too bad our romance never worked out. I just couldn't get over the fact that she refused to watch "Breaking Bonaduce" with me.....
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
I ran into Penelope Cruz last night at 7-11. We exchanged kisses and had a nice chat. Penelope invited me over for her Christmas Eve get-together. It's going to be hard for me to say no. Whenever Penelope and I get together we have a great time playing Monopoly and Go Fish.....She cheats though.....
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Monday, December 18, 2006
O.k., really? Ya, really. CBS, the home of Walter Cronkite, "60 Minutes" and "Murder She Wrote" is premiering a new series next month titled "Armed and Famous". The series follows Erik Estrada(Chips), Jack Osbourne(Ozzy's boy), Wee-Man(Jackass), Latoya Jackson(bwahahhaha!!) and Trish Stratus(Pro-wrestler) as they become sworn police officers in Indiana.....This is too awesome for words. A trainwreck that I can't wait to watch!!!!
Good guy Yul won a million dollars on the "Survivor" finale last night. He beat Ozzy by a narrow 5-4 vote....I am in training for the next Survivor tryout. My exercise regimen consists of chasing after a Lifesize Keeley Hazell picture attached to the bumper of my trainer's car. There have been 3 accidents so far, but I will not stop my training. I am dedicated to my craft.