Friday, December 22, 2006

Beware of Christmas blonde bombshells.....


It's not often that I'm intimidated by women. This woman that I met at a Christmas bar bash is an exception. This photo was taken right before she used her elbow to knock me unconscious and drag me away........

Did Wes Craven direct?









I didn't realize that HGTV aired horror programming. There's no other way to describe the new "Living with Ed" TV show. A reality show focusing on environmental friendly Ed Begley Jr. and his wife? Do not watch with the lights off!!!!!!!!!!!
www.hgtv.com

Hulkamania the sequel





















Poor Hulk Hogan. His daughter Brooke is launching her singing career and he has to fight to keep his daughter's image wholesome. Watching "Hogan knows Best" and the Hulkster talking to photographers, agents and producers about his daughter is great TV. He actually comes across as a good guy. Good luck Hulkster...and remember....HULKAMANIA is still running wild!!! Back to you Mean Gene......

Thursday, December 21, 2006

She's got legs






























"The Apprentice" kicks of next month on NBC. One great selling point of the new season is Ivanka Trump will be featured as Carolyn's replacement. She's rich, easy on the eyes and quite pleasant.... It's too bad our romance never worked out. I just couldn't get over the fact that she refused to watch "Breaking Bonaduce" with me.....

Fore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





















































Model, Actress and former Playboy model Diora Baird posed recently for Maxim magazine. She posed in a variety of "Golf" shots. I hate golf, but this photo shoot may have changed my mind....

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Journey makes it official


Journey has released a press release today officially announcing Jeff Scott Soto as the lead singer.
For the full press release and a nice statement from outgoing singer Steve Augeri go to:
www.journeymusic.com

I stand tall & admit my movie choices...


I saw "Rocky Balboa". I'm not ashamed to admit it....And you know what? I liked it. It was touching, funny and a great ride. Silly? Sure. But very enjoyable.... YO ROCKY!!

Cruz Control


I ran into Penelope Cruz last night at 7-11. We exchanged kisses and had a nice chat. Penelope invited me over for her Christmas Eve get-together. It's going to be hard for me to say no. Whenever Penelope and I get together we have a great time playing Monopoly and Go Fish.....She cheats though.....

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Woof
















Tori, Tori, Tori Spelling . A baby carriage and cutie clothes for your puppy? That dog is going to have money money spent on him than the whole state of Ohio on Christmas.....

Vinyl is in
















Don't throw away your old records. It's hip to listen to vinyl......Oh yes, Colleen Shannon is also a LP record fan........

Monday, December 18, 2006

Dude, did Ponch just pull me over?????












O.k., really? Ya, really. CBS, the home of Walter Cronkite, "60 Minutes" and "Murder She Wrote" is premiering a new series next month titled "Armed and Famous". The series follows Erik Estrada(Chips), Jack Osbourne(Ozzy's boy), Wee-Man(Jackass), Latoya Jackson(bwahahhaha!!) and Trish Stratus(Pro-wrestler) as they become sworn police officers in Indiana.....This is too awesome for words. A trainwreck that I can't wait to watch!!!!

Yul wins a million


Good guy Yul won a million dollars on the "Survivor" finale last night. He beat Ozzy by a narrow 5-4 vote....I am in training for the next Survivor tryout. My exercise regimen consists of chasing after a Lifesize Keeley Hazell picture attached to the bumper of my trainer's car. There have been 3 accidents so far, but I will not stop my training. I am dedicated to my craft.

Santaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa























I've been a good boy this year Santa. All I want is the 2007 Kelley Hazell official calendar.......And world peace.........and a million in cash..........

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