Friday, August 18, 2006
One person that I will continue to blog about is Christina Aguilera. She's got weird taste in men, got a little too skanky for her second CD, but now is "back to basics" with her new CD. I like her Marilyn Monroe look & her new CD sounds great. She's got a great voice & a lotta talent.... I take full credit for her "new" image. She called me months ago in tears saying that she wasn't happy with the way her career was progressing. After several hours on the phone & her taking extensive notes, she thanked me and said she would dedicate her third CD to me... You have to read the liner notes very carefully to see her thank me. She usually writes to me in "code" with her thanks and love messages......Really. Would I kid you?
The very famous Paul Clark asked me on John Wetton's website for a post about Paris Hilton. It got me thinking...I may be the only blogger on the planet that has never blogged about Paris Hilton. Hooray for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pledge to never blog about Paris from this day forward. (I'm sorry Paul) Instead, I present you with a picture of some kind of cute puppy..AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. O.k., It's not slutty, rich or dumb like Paris, but it makes you smile doesn't it?
Jessica Biel was on Regis and Kelly today. She made my favorite Kelly look like a little girl....In any case she said men are intimated by her being named the sexiest woman alive... Not me. I'm fine with dating the sexiest woman alive. Call me crazy, but I think dating the sexiest woman alive is like, kinda good.
Chicken Man George won Head of Household on Big Brother last night. Bwahahahahahaa!!! George in charge. That's great. I like that big dude!....Mike Boogie won the coveted Coup d'etat. He is lying in wait like a snake in the grass...or shower....My ex-fiance Janelle seems like she may be safe after George put James & Erika up for eviction. We'll see how the Veto & Boogie's power work out.....And one last thing. Janelle, if someone is taking your picture, you might want to consider wearing underwear. Or not.... I do like the bunnies!
Thursday, August 17, 2006
There was a DVD release party for "Lost" last night in Hawaii. When "Lost" returns, it will run for 6 straight weeks, rerun free and then return for 17 straight new episodes in early 2007. That's good news, it seems like ABC is figuring out that new episode, rerun, rerun, new episode, rerun...etc.. drives fans bananas! They also promised that many questions will be answered, blah, blah, blah...I love the show, we'll see how many questions are truly answered and how many head scratching moments there will be....
I've always liked Lisa Rinna. I never followed her progress on "Dancing With The Stars", but I liked her on "Days" and "Melrose Place"....She still looks great, ya I know those lips may be a bit too big, but I still like her. What's up with women wearing clothing with writing on the rear? It's a great excuse for guys to stare...."I'm just reading....Really!"
ASIA has released the first photos of the 4 original guys together. The guys look healthy, happy & ready! Rehersals are said to be going well. I never thought that I'd see the 4 in the same room again, never mind playing together.....I'm sooo happy!
This post is for my pal Bruce who asked for more Jessica Biel. Here you go buddy...Also to my pal John Wetton from ASIA who appreciates the "arse" pictures that I post. I aim to please!....Oh ya, Jessica was photographed at "The Illusionist" premiere. I saw the preview, it looks like it could be a winner.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
I am forced to take a break in my camping out for ASIA. My telecommuting for work just isn't working out.. I gave it my best shot! I still can't wait for the show in September! But I have to pay the bills & work is important. The tent is down, but the dream still lives! ASIA forever!
I'm done with Janelle. She's no longer my future bride. After watching James through the Veto competition last night on Big Brother, Janelle still did his bidding. She is allowing James & Will to direct her actions. Unfortunately they have their own agendas. Her only true ally in the house is Howie. Unfortunately, Howie has the brains of a rock. I'm disappointed in Janelle. She just doesn't have the backbone needed to win the game. But speaking of backbones, look at that picture.......NO! I will remain strong. I'm done with Janelle. I have spoken!
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Good lord. I've had my fill of street musicians. Like the adorable couple pictured above. Very nice people, but they wouldn't leave me alone. They took to my camping quest and tried to play some ASIA on their guitar and accordian. Did it sound anything like John Wetton and company? Sadly, no. Did that stop them? Even sadder still, no.... I'm sorry, I'm getting tired and hungry and poorer by the minute. If anyone wants to make my day, click on the Please give me money link in the link section on the right. Help......
One of my favorites, Natalie Portman is sporting a new blonde hairdo. I think Nat is quite cute with her short hair. The blonde isn't a great touch in my opinion. Maybe it's for a role? In any case, Natalie never calls me for hair advice.....What? What are you saying? You had to go there didn't you? Can't you look at a picture of an attractive woman without looking at her chest? I'm quite offended you sicko.
After using Kate Hudson's marriage as an example of hot women marrying not so hot singers in my Heidi Klum post a mere 4 days ago, Kate and husband Chris are splitting up.... Somehow I feel that this is my fault. Kate must have read my blog as millions of celebrities do, and decided that I was right. How oh how will I live myself?????
Monday, August 14, 2006
Just a reminder to all "Deadwood" characters... Do not, I repeat, do not mess with Al Swearengen!! On last night's episode, Al took his war with George Hearst to a new level when he killed another of Hearst's flunkies. However the verbal jabs that Al shouted at Hearst from balcony to balcony cut even deeper.... Once again, I remind you that "Deadwood" is TV at its finest. Do not miss it!
My friend has an adorable kid Maxwell aka Mad Max. Max is one cool kid who is quite possibly smarter than I am. Max seems to enjoy when I come over to drink a beer with his Dad and watch sports. Max does have this weird habit of beating the crap out of me. I have to admit that Mad Max has me frightened. He has several wrestling moves that he as perfected after watching pro wrestling with his father week after week. Not only will this probably scar him for life, but it has scarred me. Just as I relax, Max appears out of nowhere in a ball of rage punching, kicking and screaming at the top of his lungs. A recent visit to the doctor, had the doctor asking me where I had received all the bruises and scars. I wept and said that I was a victim of violence from an insane 3 year old named Mad Max. I post his picture here to warn you all. Beware Mad Max and his "Terrible Throat Twister" move....Beware.
Ivanka Trump graces the cover of this month's Stuff magazine. I've blogged before of my admiration for Ivanka. She's classy, smart and oh ya, very hot. Somehow she's able to pose like that on the cover of "Stuff" and still seem classy. Her social status and wealth are a little below my needs, but I have to admit that I would consent to a date with her. Ivanka, have your people call my people....
It's been 4 weeks since i started camping out for ASIA. I feel like a changed man. I feel that if I can camp out on the streets of Boston for several weeks, I can do anything. No longer will I fear taking on new tasks, new choices, new beginnings, new fashion choices. What does this all mean? It means that I don't think I got enough sleep last night. What the hell is the deal with people beeping their horns at all hours of the night? Can't I guy camping out for the world's greatest band get some sleep in his tent? Have some common courtesy people!
Jessica Biel makes wind-blown hair look fantastic. There is a back-story to the picture. I had inside-information that there was to be an attempt to take unauthorized pictures of her. To prevent this, I aranged for a stealth jet to fly me over the event. While I parachuted down and apprehended the photographer, Jessica's hair was slightly blown askew.... I feel like I was a hero. Unfortunately security said I broke some supposed laws about assaulting a "official" photographer....
I escaped from the tent to see "Pulse" this weekend. I should have stayed in the tent. I wasn't expecting too much, but I was still disappointed. This Japanese remake fell short of others like "The Grudge". I'm not sure what the other 2 people in the theater thought, but it just didn't do it for me...