Two scoops

I passed on seeing "Miami Vice" for the moment, and saw "Scoop" instead. It's a very enjoyable film. You've got Woody, Scarlett and Wolverine. What more can you ask for? O.k. how about "Deadwood" star Ian McShane as a ghost? Sold! Go see "Scoop" and say Geno sent you. You'll get $1 off at the door and free Junior Mints.

Mel is a moron

Mel Gibson got arrested for DUI. Unfortunately, that's not the big story. The big story is the anti-Semitic remarks that Mel screamed at the officers that arrested him. In addition, the genius Mel decided the call one of the female officers "sugar tits". Not only is this offensive and uncalled for, but Mel has single handedly destroyed a business venture that I'm involved in. Namely "Passion of The Christ" picture books. Anyone want to buy a truckload of Passion books sponsored by the insane, anti-Semitic sexually harassing Mel Gibson? No? I didn't think so. Thanks Mel.