Saturday, July 29, 2006

A shoulder to lean on

My heart goes out to "ER" and "Newsradio" cutie Maura Tierney who has filed for divorce. From what I understand, Maura is a big fan of my blog. Maura, if you need a friend to hang out with, let me know. We can go see ASIA in September, A Sox game or perhaps a walk in the park........

Friday, July 28, 2006

Camping out for ASIA day 11

What me Loiter? There seems to be a problem with having a tent on the streets of Boston. I am in need of a lawyer. Unfortunately all the lawyer numbers that I've called (from watching Jerry Springer & Maurey) don't seem interested in helping me. Apparently helping a guy out with loitering issues doesn't pay as well as suing doctors and hospitals..... I feel let down by William Shatner. He always says the law offices that he pitches for would really help me. Captain Kirk lied man.

My future bride continues to dominate

Poor Jase got kicked out of Big Brother last night.
Despite evil Dr. Will telling everyone he hated them and begging to be kicked off, the vote was 9-0 in Will's favor.....In the HOH competition, my future wife, Janelle won, extending BB6's undefeated HOH record. I hope Janelle can keep doing well in the house. If she wins the $500,000, it would really help defray the cost of our lavish wedding. I'm already working on the guest list.....

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Pray for Tori

A moment of silence please for Tori Spelling who for the most part got screwed out of her father's will. I actually feel empathy for her. I know there's more important things like the middle east crisis, gas prices, Iraq situation, global warming, health care issues, social security funding, taxes, North Korea, "According to Jim" being syndicated, among others.... But let's put those issues aside for a moment to say a prayer for Tori.

Still no sign of Steve Perry

The reviews are in. Jeff Scott Soto's reign as Journey's lead singer is a success. From what I've read, Journey with Jeff have delivered great performances on the current Def Leppard/Journey tour. Jeff's official website is
He has kind words to say about his new bandmates and Steve Augeri who had to bow out due to throat problems. He sounds like a decent guy, good for him!

Camping out for ASIA day 10

It's hot. Unfortunately my tent does not come equipped with air conditioning. I will have to take that into account the next time that I camp out for a concert. Until then, I am trying to keep hydrated and trying to decipher what is reality and what are heat induced mirages. I could have sworn that I saw a guy in a Santa outfit walk by my tent...........

Look...up in the sky.....

The Sci-Fi Channel debuts "Who Wants To Be A Superhero?" tonight. This may be the best reality TV series ever.
Contestants actually dress up as superheroes of their own invention. They change outfits in public, save children in distress etc....The show features the immortal Stan Lee. Stan invented Spiderman, The X-Men, The Hulk, Daredevil among many others. The winner of the show gets to appear in a comic written by Stan Lee and an original movie on the Sci-Fi Network...They didn't accept my application for the show. Apparently real-life superheroes are not eligible. Maybe next time...

Keira goes topless in public

Only someone like Keira Knightly could pull off the outfit or lack thereof that she wore on the streets of London yesterday. I'm not sure if the skirt is supposed to be worn like that or if Keira didn't have a shirt & just hiked the skirt up over her chest. I have to admit, it does look pretty cute. I don't recommend doing this if you do not look like Keira. I speak from experience. I took my shirt off and pulled my oversized jeans up over my chest. The strange looks that I received weren't the worst part of the experience.... I believe I pulled a muscle or tore something. It even hurts to type. Damn this fashion stuff. Damn it to hell!

Lance Bass news

The media, gossip shows, blogs, and websites are all abuzz with Lance Bass news. I asked my dog what he thinks. He said he'll get back to me. I'll keep you updated.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Camping out for ASIA day 9

I have named my new tent guard dog Alpha after ASIA'a second album. Alpha has been a great companion and seems as determined as I am to see my ASIA quest to the finish. They say dogs are a man's best friend. They may be right. Alpha is a cool dude....

Men 16-75 cry in unison. Elisha says no to nudity.

"24" star Elisha Cuthbert is planning to keep he clothes on in her movie roles.... "I wouldn't cancel out a nude scene, but right now with my life and my career I don't feel I need to do that. I don't feel it's necessary. I feel I give a lot to the public and there's a few things in my life right now that I'd like to keep to myself-my breasts being one of them."....OK, good for her. She's got class & values her body.... But I still find myself weeping a bit.

Sign of the apocalypse: George dominates Big Brother

It happened. Yes, that's right, it happened. James awoke the beast when he nominated Chicken George on Big Brother. On last night's BB, George fought valiantly for his BB life and dominated the Veto competition and won. He ate slop, burned his clothes, bathed in blueberries, shaved his head. Gave up veto rights for next week and said he would eat slop for 60 days. He is my hero!!!!
It was fun watching that little prick James be pissed. He was so determined to get rid of George because he viewed him as a floater who was just along for the ride. Think again. George has moved to the forefront and gave a touching speech at the Veto ceremony that head everyone teary-eyed. He is the man! Jase was put up in George's place. Jase went nuts when he found out & threw every house item he could find around. He then got into a shouting match with Marcellas and James. Great stuff! The fabulous hour ended with Will telling everyone at the Veto ceremony that he hated them all & that he wanted to be kicked off. Will is great TV & his reverse psychology schtick is brilliant. BB was so full of laughs, tears, backstabbing etc. that I was exhausted from the experience. I feel like I've competed in a triathalon.....I've done 4 triathalons, I know what it feels like.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006


"Miami Vice" opens this Friday. I was a fan of the TV show & since Michael Mann is involved with the film, I'll see it. I found this interesting shot of Michelle Rodriguez and Colin Farrell from the movie's premiere. I know Colin has been having problems with a stalker. I just never realized that it was Rodriguez. Look at her eyes looking at him. Frightening. She's attractive, but man if I was Colin, I'd run. Quickly. She doesn't exactly have a great record with her personal life......

Pigtails and a tie, oh my!

There's something about Kelly Ripa with pigtails and a tie..... Although when you think about it, Kelly could wear anything & I'd think that she was incredibly attractive. I have to admit that I can't stand those Tide commercials that she's doing. Maybe if she did them in leather boots and a whip, I would appreciate them better....

Camping out for ASIA day 8

The official ASIA website released a sample ASIA tour poster for one of the dates in the UK. The poster looks great with quite a bit of info. I may print out a copy and put it on the front of my tent. It's been quiet since Jen & Ben visited last night. The only visitor I received today was a dog. He seems to like me & has stayed around. He likes my cooking & has become my official mascot. He also offers me some great protection from the mean streets of Boston.


I'm having some computer problems. I'm having difficulty attaching photos to the site today. It's a shame because Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck came by the tent last night. We had a nice chat, shared stories & had a few drinks. I had some great pictures to post, but they will have to wait. Use your imagination for now.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Camping out for ASIA day 7

I had my first stalker, I mean fan (Just kidding Melissa! Please don't kill me in my sleep before I see ASIA) stop by the tent today. Melissa was kind enough to bring me lunch. She reads the blog religiously and thought I might enjoy a meal from Wendys. The kindness of strangers never ceases to amaze me. I just wish a stranger would donate a million dollars to my blog. That would be kind. A burger is nice, but a million bucks would buy a lot of burgers.

Lady in the Water doesn't suck

Thanks to Barry for watching my tent as I went to see "Lady In The Water". Yes, I know the movie didn't do great at the box office & got mixed reviews.....I kind of liked it. It's different and Paul Giamatti is great.... I did have an interesting experience with a women sitting behind me. They played some kind of ad before the previews involving pro-football players and a football camp. The ad ended and the lunatic woman behind me screamed in my ear "Did you happen to catch the name of that movie?" I told her it wasn't a movie, but an ad. Later on the "Lady In The Water" had some small sound problems. I got up to inform the staff. The lunatic behind me decided to scream "Sound! Sound! Sound!" to the projectionist in back. I believe that my method of informing the staff worked better. And yes, I changed my seat.

A public plea

Keeley Hazell is single. "I don't go for a set type. My ex-boyfriends have all been different and I have been out with quite a lot of losers and ugly guys. I want to be with someone who is funny. Looks don't matter to me.".....O.k., here is my public appeal to Keeley. I'm not a loser, I'm not ugly & I think I'm kind of funny. Obviously Keeley, I feel we are meant to be. Have your people get in touch with my people. Let's not fight the magic.....
For the full article, pictures (that I just can't print here.) and a video of a Kelley photo shoot, go to and click on the Keeley photshoot banner.

Let's meet. Don't be late.

I can't get cable in my tent. This poses a problem for my "Deadwood" watching. I want to thank Woody at a local pub who let me watch HBO last night at his bar. In any case the highlight of last night's episode was the meeting at Al's bar. I love meetings. Meetings are my life! The Deadwood meeting involved badge tossing, advising about sending women and children away as Wild Bill would have done, reading a very nice f&^%ing letter and dangerous cinnamon consumption. I never have cinnamon at my meetings. I think it would be a nice addition to the proceedings. Although we already send the women and children away before my meetings. The women and children just shouldn't be exposed to that kind of horror.

Chicken soup

On last night's "Big Brother", James nominated evil Dr. Will. Finally someone had the guts to put the evil one up! In a curious move, his second nomination was Chicken George. George is a sweet guy who isn't a threat to anyone. For some reason James is obsessed with getting George out. George had the best line of the night after he was nominated. "Congratulations. You just nominated the most cunning and manipulative player in Big Brother history." George then went on to talk some trash in the diary room. Go George!!!!!! This should be fun. George is a bit insane. When he's happy, he dresses up in aluminum foil. It will be interesting to see what kind of zaniness he comes up with now that he's threatened.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Camping out for ASIA days 5 and 6

I had a strange dream last night in my tent. The thunder and lightning outside obviously had an effect on me. It reminded me subconsciously of John Wetton's monster bass playing. Anyway, in my dream, John was standing over me playing a massive bass line while telling me "Geno, you're missing the ASIA show!!! Hurry up and you'll still make the encore!" I have a tendency to sleep walk while coming out of dreams and last night was no exception. I found myself jogging down the streets of Boston in my boxer shorts hurrying to get to a ASIA show. It was yet again another embarrassing moment as a cute couple laughed at me & I sheepishly went back into my tent.

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