Saturday, May 06, 2006

Felicity accepts mission

I'm going to see "Mission Impossible 3" this weekend. I can't stand Tommy Cruise, but at least Keri Russell is in the movie. And when you think about it, when was the last bad movie Phillip Seymour Hoffman was in? On another subject, I'm pretty sure that Phillip is the father of Katie Holmes baby. Just wait until the baby gets chubby and has blond hair. You'll see!

Friday, May 05, 2006

Innocence lost

Something looks different these days with Christina Aguliera.... I just can't figure out what it is.

What? Who? Me?

While looking at this picture, can you pick the Survivor contestant that was surprised at last night's tribal council? Poor Shane never saw it coming. Cirie is dominating behind the scenes and much as Terry is dominating the immunity challenges. I am currently dominating the weight lifting competitions at the local nursing home. I rule!

Waiting in the front row...

Dave Gallant has introduced a new ASIA website at
Check it out for the latest info on the reunion etc...

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Michelle lives!

Reiko Ayelsworth (Michelle on "24") will guest star tommorow night on NBC's "Conviction". She plays an attorney who is accused of murdering her husband. I've seen the previews, she looks evil. Evil I say!

ABC loves carnage

After watching 2 characters die on "Alias", ABC continued the carnage by killing off Ana Lucia (Michelle Rodriguez) and Libby (Cynthia Waltros). Michael came back & shot them both. Shocker!! As predicted in this blog, Libby was due to be killed off. Was it a coincidence that both ladies killed last night were involved in DUI incidents in real life? Lesson for the kids...Get pulled over for DUI, get shot by a friend who is trying to save his own son who is being held hostage by the evil "Others". That's a catchy slogan, I should patent it.

Jack Bristow loves the environment

What was the most shocking moment of last night's "Alias" episode? Sloane accidentally killing his daughter Nadia? No! Sydney's evil double killing Sydney's partner? No! Jack Bristow drove a Ford Escape Hybrid. Oh MY GOD! Tough as nails Jack is environmentally friendly. Wow. He says it's quiet & good for surveillance. The closeups of the Ford logo and the Hybrid logo on Jack's car were interesting. How much did Ford pay for that?

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Help me feed my baby and my dog!!!

Please click on the Please give me money link on the right. Help me support my baby and my dog. Aren't they cute? What do you mean they're not mine? Would I lie?

Who can? Johnny can.

My people tell me that Johnny Depp is set to star as Michael Hutchence in a bio pic about the dead INXS singer's life. At first, I though this was odd, but Johnny can play anyone. Rosa Parks? Johnny can do it. Liberace? Johnny can do it. Mama Cass? Johnny can do it.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Chloe is stunning.

Don't mess with Chloe. Last night on "24" she used a stun gun (twice!) on a guy hitting on her in a bar. Last season, she showed that she can use an automatic weapon. She is now an official bad-ass.

I'll take a side of cocaine.

Artie on "The Sopranos", John Ventimilgia was arrested for drunk driving and cocaine possesion yesterday. Just as his chef character was getting some juicy plot lines, Johnny boy goes and screws things up. In other news Lewis Gross ("Muscles Marinara on "The Sopranos") was arrested yesterday for breaking and entering. He swears that the stuff was his. I believe him. This has nothing to do with the fact that he has more muscles than Hulk Hogan. I just believe him. Really.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Terrific Tina

Hooray for NESN"s Tina Cervasio! She's a great addition to the Red Sox telecasts. Smart, attractive & likeable, what's not to like? The rumor that she has threatened to beat me up if I didn't say nice things about her is untrue. But I think she could beat the heck out of me, she's pumped. Tina has her own website at

Adios Audrey?

Kim Raver (Audrey on "24") has signed to do a pilot for ABC. What does this mean for Audrey? In any case, Kim has cool taste in hats. Meow!

Where is my trashbarrel?

Watching Julianna Margulies (ER) fool around with Tony Soprano last night made me feel nauseous. For Jualianna? No. For James Gandolfini. I swear Julianna is a man. THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!!

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