Saturday, April 08, 2006

Mo Power!

You heard it here first. Willie Mo Pena will hit a home run in his first Red Sox start today. Count on it. I'm never wrong. O.K., maybe once....

Friday, April 07, 2006

Cat Fight!!!!!

Last night's 2 cat fights between Juliette Lewis and Jaime Presley on "My Name is Earl" were incredible fun. No And kind of exciting....Ok, I'm a pervert.

Got Christ?

"Clerks 2: The Passion of The Clerks" opens on August 18. If you can't wait, check out the excellent website
If you haven't seen the original "Clerks" movie, do it now. Get up of your chair & get it. Now. Hurry up, I'm waiting.

Bank on it

I saw "Slither" the other day starring Elizabeth Banks. It's a fun horror movie that pokes fun at itself. Banks is an up and coming star who previously starred in "The 40 Year Old Virgin". Her scene in the bathtub in that movie was unforgettable.

Captain America

Terry "Captain America" continued to dominate on "Survivor" last night. Can anyone stop him? He seems unbeatable at the challenges and he has the super-duper secret immunity idol. The good news is that cute and sweet Sally survived the tribal council.
She came in a close second to Terry in the immunity challenge. She is my darkhorse pick for the winner. She is also my pick to be the one to give me a sponge bath.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Planet of The Apes

There's a new series airing on vh1 called "So notorious" starring Tori Spelling and Loni Anderson. Don't watch. Have I seen it? No. But anything that involves these 2 baboons has to be awful. Unless it involved Charlton Heston hunting them with a net. That would be cool.


John Papelbon closed out the game last night & dominated the 9th inning for the Red Sox. The former closer Keith Foulke is done. I don't care what the Sox management says. Done!

Looney Lost's Libby

"Lost" blew me away last night. It was revealed in the last scene that Libby was at the same mental institution that Hurley was. What does this mean???? It sent chills down my spine. The revelation that the beautiful Libby was a former mental patient made her even more similar to a woman that I had dated. Beautiful and crazy, what a combo.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

A Better Way of Life

The best kept secret in music is Marillion. Go to If you are lazy, you can click on my handy-dany link in the link section.
If you don't, I will weep. I will weep for you , your children and the uncared for puppies of the world.


Hurley is featured on tonight's "Lost" episode. I'm looking forward to seeing more flashbacks of his Mental institution past. It will also be interesting to see the new questions for the fake Henry Gale. I just realized that I watch quite a bit of Television. TV is your friend, don't fight it.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Hey Crabman.

Please teach me Sarah

A friendly reminder that "Teachers" in on NBC tonight at 9:30. O.k., This is just an excuse for me have another post on Sarah Shahi. If you click on the picture, you can read about Sarah's experience as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader and taking an oral sex class. Cowboy cheerleader, Oral sex class, topless on hot "The L Word" lesbian show, starring in NBC sitcom....
I'm sorry, I just passed out.

Save Bob

Somebody stop CBS from hiring Katie Couric to replace Bob Schieffer as CBS news anchor. Bob is the man. He's funny, gives the news straight up & is reliable. I say we have Bob & Katie wrestle for the job. Somebody call Vince Mcmahon at WWE. Pay per view would be huge. I'm putting 50 bucks on Bob.

President Evil

I'm confused. The bumbling President Logan on "24" was revealed last night to be the mastermind behind all the terror attacks etc... Damnit, all my conspiracy theories were wrong. In any case Gregory Itzin deserves an Emmy for his acting.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Maye I?

It's opening day for the Red Sox! I'm so excited! Why am I excited? Is it Schilling, Big Papi or Manny? Of course, but Hazel Maye makes me most proud to be a Red Sox fan.

Start digging the shallow graves.

Michael C. Hall of "Six Feet Under" fame will be starring in a new Showtime TV series called "Dexter". The series follows Hall who plays an incredibly likeable forensics expert for the Miami Metro Police department, who moonlights as a serial killer with a penchant for inflicting his own unusual brand of justice-he kills people who truly deserve it......
I can't wait to see this! The show will debut before the end of 2006. Hall is an incredible actor & with Showime doing the show, it's gotta be good. How good an actor is Hall? He played a gay man on Six Feet Under & the picture to the left is his georgous wife.

45 Minutes

=The time it took me to get off my chair & change the clock on wall.

More Drama

You can dowload 2 complete songs from the upcoming (and long delayed) "White" album at
White features Yes drummer Alan White along with "keyboard God" Geoff Downes (Asia). White & Downes previously worked on the fantastic Yes "Drama" album 100 years ago. I am officially old.

What not to as a role model...rule#1/ wear underwear

Hey Mom, I went to the kids choice awards and I saw Lindsay Lohan's ass! Unfortunately the picture doesn't turn me on at all. It's actually a bit disturbing. Look away! Look away!!!!

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